01-25-2012, 11:49 AM
The shed door blew away the other night and the awning ripped off over my living room window. I have a blue tarp up over the door to the shed, which looks lovely, I can't wait to get fined for it, but the thing is, where the hell did the door go? I searched the whole neighborhood, it's nowhere! After hurricane Charley, I was able to locate my childrens kiddie pool, 6 miles away wrapped up around some tree branches (identifiable by their names painted aaalllll over it). Why can't I locate a SHED DOOR after one night of high winds? Where the hell is it?
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.