the 2012 trivial drivel thread

[Midwest Spy]

Very, very interesting, with limitless possibilities. I see TV ratings through the roof as you tune in to see Tiger Woods drive the combine and grind feed. Phil Mickelson hooks up the cows to the milking machine. Who WOULDN'T want to see that I ask?

The cows, would be my guess.

Aha! Here's the connection. After a tough day doing chores, Tiger hops in his private jet to Vegas for 3-ways with $15K/night hookers.

Ah, and that's where the "who sucks worse" part comes into play, eh?
Yeah, that's a sure shot *nods*

We're still smoothing out the edges.

Sometimes brilliance takes time.

If we could work Nicholson or Pesci into the script it would certainly help.