11-29-2012, 05:59 PM
(11-29-2012, 05:27 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:(11-29-2012, 05:10 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(11-29-2012, 04:51 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:(11-29-2012, 10:12 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote:(11-29-2012, 02:07 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I am going to a going away party tomorrow. I hope I can stay out of Mock after I have consumed a few beverages. I don't want to give that F2 any ammo.You give me ammo every time you're here...sober or drunk.
You call your crusty old dildo ammo. Puleeze.
I have to admit, I've heard (from my wife and some of her friends) that there are women who'll leave their dildos crusty and unclean.
Holy shit.
I thought only Tommy Lee and Nikki Six left their poles unwashed.
Yes, because women always set around and discuss if they wash their dildos or not.
MSs wife: psst...so and so told me the other day that she used her dildo.
MSs wifes friend: Did you ask her if she washed it when she was done?
MSs wife: Well of course I did. Doesn't everyone ask that question when they're talking about their dildo use? She said NO!! she didn't wash it when she was done. I immediately hung up with her, and had to call you and tell you that she doesn't wash her dildo when she's done.
MSs Wifes friend: I'm gonna have to call you back. I have to call so and so and tell her so and so didn't wash her dildo when she was done using it.
MSs wife: Call me right back and tell me what so and so said.....
Jesus Christ!!!
It was more like wife's sister had a roommate (someone I know), who left her unwashed dildo in an area where all who lived there saw it.
Too bad it wasn't as juicy as the way you described, would definitely have made a better story.
BTW, you never took a ride on that Tommy Lee/Nikki Sixx train did you?