The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....

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I'm hung up on the reciprocal thing. Giving a blow job might be reciprocating for a guy going down on you but fucking? Geez Ramsey...are your hips displaced, grandma? In my experience, it's not that difficult to get a guy to cum (unless he's drunk out of his mind which can be kind of irritating).

Unlike you, I don't usually just lay there admiring my manicure. I like to participate.

User does it like all other self-respecting women do it.

Lays on her back, points her heels to Jesus and thinks of handbags.

Amirite?

No, you're not...as usual.