The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....

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Don't piss off the Professor:

I helped unload the food from her car and 5 min later I look around and "poof" she's gone.

I guess she bought a milk that was dated jan 12^th so she goes back to get a new one and waits in line at the cust service desk and they say "just go get another one" she says hold on.....

That turned the switch in her head so she says "I want the manager" he comes down and after she gets done bitching about having to go home then come back to bring milk back and you want me to wait in line again its not gonna happen!


He says "what can I do to make you happy maam?" she says "I want you to drink this milk! It was OK for me to drink it YOU drink it now!" He says I will get you another then gave her a 25.00 gift card.

I would have never expected that, she never does shit like that. YOU drink the milk hahahaha

Go professor!!