The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....

[Eat Shit And Die]

He probably just wanted to know what to get his mother for her birthday or something.

That's the spirit.

Don't put your own life off on me Sally. Going out for coffee when you just rolled out of bed with sweats and cum in your hair won't garner you any compliments. Comments maybe, but not compliments. Have some pride in how you present yourself.

Don't fool yourself, Ramsey. Just the other day the clerk at the gas station told me I have sexy hair and I think I had cum in it that morning too.

Don't fool YOURSELF.

And how would I being doing that? I was just making a point that I get compliments no matter what I'm wearing or how messy my hair is.

ofc you do, i bet you also get compliments on your personality too