The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....

[sally]

Don't put your own life off on me Sally. Going out for coffee when you just rolled out of bed with sweats and cum in your hair won't garner you any compliments. Comments maybe, but not compliments. Have some pride in how you present yourself.

Don't fool yourself, Ramsey. Just the other day the clerk at the gas station told me I have sexy hair and I think I had cum in it that morning too.

Yea sure he did.

I'm not lying. Just because your hair sucks it doesn't make it impossible for other people to get compliments on theirs.