The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....

[sally]

Yep. Me too. Or some pussy. Pussy and beer are the only references I've heard of as 'on tap'.

I can imagine all your sons friends that already want to hump you when he says to them "What's on tap tonight?"

"You're mom!"

I didn't think of the pussy reference. You might want to stop using that old fogey phrase, User. Especially to your son.