The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....

[Duchess]

I've been up & down that tree a zillion times. There was a time I just knew we would build a tree house in it, didn't turn out that way. Anyway, I lost my grip and sorta slid down it like a retard and scuffed myself up. I feel lucky I didn't break a nail or have my belly ring hook on something, that woulda hurt like a muthafucka.