MOCKERS OUTSIDE OF AMERICA

[Midwest Spy]

You complete waste of space.

He's a goddamn tard, Aussie. Captain Fucknut. Give his retarded opinion all the credence it's due. Zero.

You're just jealous that I didn't name you Fucknut #1.

Sorry, you're well down the list.

[Midwest Spy]

For the very last and final time.

A country cannot successfully invade and occupy another country without air superiority.

After the Battle of Britain the Royal Airforce kicked the arse of the German Luftwaffe so badly the Germans would NEVER have air superiority over the skies of Britain.

NEVER.

A country cannot successfully invade and occupy a country without air superiority.

So who “stopped us Limeys from speaking German”?

WE DID MOTHERFUCKER!

Good day!

I will never deny the fact that the Brits took care of their own business before the Americans became involved.

However, anyone who believes that WWII would've ended the way it did without the Americans is deluded.

[aussiefriend]

Do you know how to post in this forum? You needed 3 posts for that! Keep going you are digging yourself in it.

Addit: Imaginary grandfathers don't count.

[Midwest Spy]

Do you know how to post in this forum? You needed 3 posts for that! Keep going you are digging yourself in it.

Addit: Imaginary grandfathers don't count.

Is it really that hard for you to figure out 4 grandfathers?

[aussiefriend]

Do you know how to post in this forum? You needed 3 posts for that! Keep going you are digging yourself in it.

Addit: Imaginary grandfathers don't count.

Is it really that hard for you to figure out 4 grandfathers?

Is it really that hard for you to respond multiple times in one post?

[Cynical Ninja]

I will never deny the fact that the Brits took care of their own business before the Americans became involved.

However, anyone who believes that WWII would've ended the way it did without the Americans is deluded.

The only point I am addressing is the bullshit “if it wasn't for us Americans you Limeys would be speaking German!” Because its complete historically inaccurate bollocks.

[Midwest Spy]

I will never deny the fact that the Brits took care of their own business before the Americans became involved.

However, anyone who believes that WWII would've ended the way it did without the Americans is deluded.

The only point I am addressing is the bullshit “if it wasn't for us Americans you Limeys would be speaking German!” Because its complete historically inaccurate bollocks.

I've never said the speaking German part.

But, it would've been awhile before Europe returned to normal, if ever.

[Cynical Ninja]

Yeah the cold war was a big barrel of neverending laughs for all concerned.

[BlueTiki]

They dislike you because when some US citizens go overseas particularly to Europe they are very loud and obnoxious.

Oh thank God!

I thought they might dislike Americans because we threaten their citizens, condemn their lifestyle and religious beliefs.

Whew . . . I can live with bad manner hatred.

[Cynical Ninja]

I thought they might dislike Americans because we threaten their citizens, condemn their lifestyle and religious beliefs.

Nah.

That's Ronald McRaghead and his death squad of sassy saracens.

[sally]

They dislike you because when some US citizens go overseas particularly to Europe they are very loud and obnoxious.

That's weird, when I went to Europe I only saw 3 black people. And I don't even think they were American.

[Cynical Ninja]

That's weird, when I went to Europe I only saw 3 black people. And I don't even think they were American.

Try going to central London now and play the game growing ever increasing in popularity “spot the whitey”!

There's a white guy!

[pspence]

I seriously don't mean to be disrespectful, but wouldn't they be speaking German if not for us?

Oh for the love of crumb cake, not this old fucking chestnut again!

Jesus Christ.

i have a feeling twelve year old ninjaman is compensating for a very small penis. do not fret dear, it's not the size of the oar but the motion of the ocean.

hi midwest and others.

[crash]

I know we have a few. I got into this a little bit with Aussie but I'm curious to know more. Do you all watch American television shows? Do you pay attention to our ridiculous celebrity gossip? Do you eat apple pie & hamburgers?

If you like America & Americans what is it that you like?

I don't watch a lot of TV at all; I really can't stand reality TV and that seems to equate to about 80% of the programming these days. I tend to watch anything I'm interested in online now.

I don't pay a lot of attention to any country's celebrity gossip unless it interrupts the news. I'll stand at a supermarket checkout and judge the fuck out of morons that read the trashy magazines and pine over the lives of so called 'stars'. Morons.

Loosey already mentioned our burgers. Beetroot on a burger is a must. Not so keen on the pineapple a lot of people have though. Who doesn't eat apple pie?

The like and don't like thing would take ages to type out. A few things I like; the diversity of culture, people and landscape across America. The history, the tradition and the patriotism. The food, the beer and the liquor. The sports, the fans and spectacle. For the most part, the people are friendly and nderstanding.

What I don't like; it doesn't really have a name, but I find America has a habit of thinking they need to continuously polish the turds; to 'white lie', deny and defy to portray a better image. It reminds of an old "Ma and Pa Kettle" movie where the son was bringing his girlfriend home to the family farm and they more or less gave it a Hollywood set makeover, mudguard (fender) style...you know, all shiny on top, all shit underneath.

I don't like that America seems to be going to hell in a hand basket, because usually the rest of the west will follow their lead. The violence and crime, the patriotism when it borders on jingoism, the food, the soft drink culture and the crowds. The looks on so, so many faces that show they're just surviving, not living.

And Letterman. I fucking hate Letterman.

[Cynical Ninja]

i have a feeling twelve year old ninjaman is compensating for a very small penis. do not fret dear, it's not the size of the oar but the motion of the ocean.

hi midwest and others.

No.

I am merely pointing out that when septic retards like yourself say “we saved you limeys from speaking German” you are talking absolute horseshit.

Go to your local library loan out a book entitled second world war 1939-1945, read it then shut your yankee trap forever on the subject.

M'kay?

[aussiefriend]

Does anybody in here watch 'The Ricky Gervais Show'? I think it is the funniest show on TV.

[Cynical Ninja]

Does anybody in here watch 'The Ricky Gervais Show'? I think it is the funniest show on TV.

Yeah I love it, it is one of the very few TV shows out there that can make me laugh out loud.

Karl pilkington reminds me of midwestspy.

[Midwest Spy]

Does anybody in here watch 'The Ricky Gervais Show'? I think it is the funniest show on TV.

Karl pilkington reminds me of midwestspy.

I MUST check that out.

Edit: I noticed he authored a bestseller titled, 'An Idiot Abroad: CN's travels to Epcot.'

An apparent must-read?

[Maggot]

And Letterman. I fucking hate Letterman.
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I'm fairly confident that anyone with at least ¹⁄₂ of a brain cell hates Letterman.

[aussiefriend]

Does anybody in here watch 'The Ricky Gervais Show'? I think it is the funniest show on TV.

Yeah I love it, it is one of the very few TV shows out there that can make me laugh out loud.

Karl pilkington reminds me of midwestspy.

We watch it when it repeats over and over and still laugh at it. Karl is just so funny, then when Ricky lets out that loud laugh, I laugh too. Yesterday we watched the one where he had to describe the highlight of the year and Karl came up with the grub that stole a crumb off his biscuit that he had on the window sill. The other part was the 'Space Monkey' where he recounted the monkey that went into space and when it got back accordingly to Karl 'he wanted to go back up to space and could never get that high and died'. They summised that he must have gone on a bender of drugs, women and booze, then it showed a headline 'MONKEY DEAD found at the end of his rope'. Believe it or not, it's great family bonding time.