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The Death List
(06-08-2018, 12:34 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(06-08-2018, 12:18 PM)sally Wrote: I read an article where he said in an interview that he contemplated suicide many times, but his daughter gave him something to live for. I guess eventually that wasnt enough.

I have a co-worker that’s so over-the-top Pro Trump that he makes Mags and BM look like Clinton supporters.

Anyway, he says Bourdain hated Trump so much, that’s what killed him.

He seemed too intelligent for that, but sometimes even the smartest people get so emotionally invested in politics they drive themselves insane. I don't understand it. I don't believe that's why he did it though, apparently he had severe depression way before Trump came along.
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(06-08-2018, 03:40 PM)sally Wrote:
(06-08-2018, 12:34 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(06-08-2018, 12:18 PM)sally Wrote: I read an article where he said in an interview that he contemplated suicide many times, but his daughter gave him something to live for. I guess eventually that wasnt enough.

I have a co-worker that’s so over-the-top Pro Trump that he makes Mags and BM look like Clinton supporters.

Anyway, he says Bourdain hated Trump so much, that’s what killed him.

He seemed too intelligent for that, but sometimes even the smartest people get so emotionally invested in politics they drive themselves insane. I don't understand it. I don't believe that's why he did it though, apparently he had severe depression way before Trump came along.

I was going to say this earlier, but didn’t.

If it was discovered that Bourdain hanged himself there might be, possibly, a Kate Spade connection.

It’s being reported he hanged himself.

Most people would rather kill themselves with pills or a gun, but two people hanging themselves leads me to speculate.
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I've always thought hanging was a rough way to go but if the neck is snapped its probably the fastest way to die. Strangulation from a botched hanging might be a bit gruesome as that might entail quite a bit of thrashing around in the throws of death. Legs kicking around and all that. I would probably go the sleeping pill route or drowning in a pool after consuming large quantities of beverage or something, Or if I was an insurance concerned individual, blow up on a boat while fishing. Yeah, that sounds a bit better. Selfish fuckers. Will the survivors get their insurance?
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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(06-08-2018, 11:08 AM)sally Wrote: Im shocked that he commited suicide, I always thought he had the greatest life ever. Getting paid to smoke and drink and travel around the world eating delicous food. Damn.

Sally, It's Possible he did not commit Suicide

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Zero, you keep posting shit like that, I will lobby for you to be banned. You cunt. If you have ever been touched by suicide you would realise the evil that you are engaging in. It's not Mock, its evil.

You are really fucked up, only you know if you are too far gone.
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Aussie, Zero is the weirdest person I've ever come across online, even weirder than you. And that's saying something when even the psyche ward didn't know what to do with your crazy ass and sent you back.
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Well thanks very much Sal, but I actually did CPR on a patient that hung herself. Luckily she survived and ended up in ICU. I can be silly but when it comes to my job I am professional and the person you want around you if you are feeling sick or unsafe.
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Once Aussie performed the Heimlich maneuver on a clown. Luckily he survived. They are dating now and he lets her drive his car.

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I don't believe it, I think Aussie could afford a real dishwasher if she was dating Ronald McDonald.
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I heard he makes her get in the boot when they drive together.
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Aussie said cunt.
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Most Aussies do Smiley_emoticons_smile
I never used to finish sentences but now....
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In public.
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(08-06-2018, 11:43 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: Once Aussie performed the Heimlich maneuver on a clown. Luckily he survived. They are dating now and he lets her drive his car.

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I like that one Zero. How did you know all my ex's are clowns. My picker is off.
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(08-07-2018, 12:02 AM)sally Wrote: I don't believe it, I think Aussie could afford a real dishwasher if she was dating Ronald McDonald.

To be honest Sally, it's about space.
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(08-07-2018, 05:21 AM)Duchess Wrote: Aussie said cunt.

When? I have been mouthing off in here lately under the influence and its not alcohol.
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