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Freak Magnet. Please. Tell Us a Little About Yourself
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03-20-2009, 04:07 PM
As intriguing as your introductions were, I believe there may be more to you.

Introduce yourself.
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03-20-2009, 04:08 PM
Intriguing? You've had too many donuts.
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03-20-2009, 04:14 PM
[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:Intriguing? You've had too many donuts.

I like my humor dry and my donuts moist.
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03-20-2009, 04:15 PM
Middle Finger Wrote:Intriguing? You've had too many donuts.
shaddap with the fucking donuts. :;box::

















































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03-20-2009, 04:17 PM
Basically, show MF your tits and he will be as happy as Larry ::banana::
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03-20-2009, 04:17 PM
If she bites on this hook, let's see how long it takes her to figure out who I was at <pukegagheave> FG.

Here ya go, OBK...


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03-20-2009, 04:19 PM
Sinister Wrote:If she bites on this hook, let's see how long it takes her to figure out who I was at <pukegagheave> FG.

Here ya go, OBK...
Hey BR how you doing ::thumbs::
I would stop eating chocolate.. but I'm not a quitter!








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03-20-2009, 04:20 PM
A couple of those I don't know whether to savor and consume or make sweet, sweet love too (I'm especially looking at the one in the lower left of our screen. . .).

But, I digress. This is . . .


Who's thread is this supposed to be for again?!
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03-20-2009, 04:21 PM
Jurassic Wrote:Basically, show MF your tits and he will be as happy as Larry ::banana::
You couldn't handle my tits::bigg::
I would stop eating chocolate.. but I'm not a quitter!








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03-20-2009, 04:22 PM
I've got the munchies
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03-20-2009, 04:23 PM
Jurassic Wrote:Basically, show MF your tits and he will be as happy as Larry ::banana::

How Jurassic your senior citizen discount card and he'll be as erect as a hamster watching OP bend over.
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03-20-2009, 04:23 PM
OnBendedKnee Wrote:As intriguing as your introductions were, I believe there may be more to you.

Introduce yourself.
Fuck me didn't i do that already twice:?
I would stop eating chocolate.. but I'm not a quitter!








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03-20-2009, 04:25 PM
Duchess Wrote:I've got the munchies
Mm me too ....Onion rings (crisps) or a Kebab...i can't decide.
I would stop eating chocolate.. but I'm not a quitter!








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03-20-2009, 04:26 PM
Middle Finger Wrote:Intriguing? You've had too many donuts.

She's got big tits.

Like her now?
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03-20-2009, 04:26 PM
[user=163]Freak magnet[/user] wrote:
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OnBendedKnee Wrote:As intriguing as your introductions were, I believe there may be more to you.

Introduce yourself.
Fuck me didn't i do that already twice:?

Yes, and miserably both times.
In your case I'd wager three times a charm.

Where do you live? (Generally, of course)

Bra? Braless?

Pillows under the cheeks and face?

That's a pretty decent place to start...
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03-20-2009, 04:29 PM
OnBendedKnee Wrote:[user=163]Freak magnet[/user] wrote:
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OnBendedKnee Wrote:As intriguing as your introductions were, I believe there may be more to you.

Introduce yourself.
Fuck me didn't i do that already twice:?

Yes, and miserably both times.
In your case I'd wager three times a charm.

Where do you live? (Generally, of course)

Bra? Braless?

Pillows under the cheeks and face?

That's a pretty decent place to start...
London.
Braless.
Nope , no Horse bag ...yet..maybe in a couple of years.
pass.
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03-20-2009, 04:33 PM
London?

That would have also instantly answered questions two and three.
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03-20-2009, 04:38 PM
OnBendedKnee Wrote:London?

That would have also instantly answered questions two and three.
You know me so well already::bigg::
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03-20-2009, 04:40 PM
Are you a real Cockney ?
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03-20-2009, 04:41 PM
Freak magnet Wrote:
Jurassic Wrote:Basically, show MF your tits and he will be as happy as Larry ::banana::
You couldn't handle my tits::bigg::

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