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Good morning, sweethearts!
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#1
03-20-2009, 07:52 AM
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#2
03-20-2009, 07:59 AM
Good mornin' MF,

I'm sure you eat something, but I bet it isn't ants. ::bigg::
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#3
03-20-2009, 08:04 AM
Good morning Zenith!

MF, are you a boy anteater or a girl? I can't tell, your naughty bits are covered. Did you do that for a reason?
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03-20-2009, 08:06 AM
Mornin' Ant!
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03-20-2009, 08:09 AM
Woohoo! Z!!!

I am a male anteater that really only eats red female army ants. Sometimes I go for the carpenter ants but I have to be starving for that.
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#6
03-20-2009, 08:15 AM
What about flying ants?
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03-20-2009, 08:16 AM
Fire ants?
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03-20-2009, 08:16 AM
Ants in the pants?
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#9
03-20-2009, 09:48 AM
Middle Finger Wrote:
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You realize your buddy here looks like he is surrendering and allowing himself to be shot as if he has a target painted on his chest, don'tcha? Where's my gun....
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03-20-2009, 10:00 AM
I'll send my 400lb aunt right over for you.
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03-20-2009, 10:10 AM
[user=154]Luke Warmwater[/user] wrote:
Quote:I'll send my 400lb aunt right over for you.

Proof again the nut doesn't fall far from the tree.
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03-20-2009, 10:50 AM
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03-20-2009, 05:51 PM
Sinister Wrote:You realize your buddy here looks like he is surrendering and allowing himself to be shot as if he has a target painted on his chest, don'tcha? Where's my gun....
I thought it looked like it wants to give us a big ol' hug.
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03-20-2009, 05:51 PM
Luke Warmwater Wrote:I'll send my 400lb aunt right over for you.
::lmao:: That's pretty funny!
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#15
03-20-2009, 08:21 PM
The Antagonist Wrote:Ants in the pants?

Have you ever seen how fast an Anteater's tounge flicks about? That is animalistic ballistic kinky.



I better get of this path I'm on before I piss everyone off.:?
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03-20-2009, 08:37 PM
SyberBitch Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:You realize your buddy here looks like he is surrendering and allowing himself to be shot as if he has a target painted on his chest, don'tcha? Where's my gun....
I thought it looked like it wants to give us a big ol' hug.
I went instantly to Kevin Costner in Dances With Wolves as he rides Cisco on his suicide run in front of the enemy line. ::dunno::
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03-21-2009, 10:12 AM
Sinister Wrote:
I went instantly to Kevin Costner in Dances With Wolves as he rides Cisco on his suicide run in front of the enemy line. ::dunno::
That part made me cry 21
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03-21-2009, 12:52 PM
I cry every time I see Costner's acting inabilities.
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#19
03-21-2009, 01:04 PM
I feel this way some times....




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#20
03-21-2009, 01:06 PM
And only two muscles to activate the six pound trigger pull on a Clock.
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