Celebrity free pass

[IroningBroad]

Ok so people who are married, in a relationship etc. If you had a free pass to have sex with any celebrity who would it be? You can make a list of your top 3 men or women.

My list:

1. Hugh Jackman
2. Channing Tatum
3.Joe Manganiello

[Maggot]

Hugh Jackman, but only if his wife was involved And he has to wear that wolverine costume)

[HairOfTheDog]

Hugh Hefner or Hugh Grant.

Maybe Huey Lewis (but only if the News were involved).

Jackman doesn't do a thing for me.

[Midwest Spy]

Hugh Hefner or Hugh Grant.

Maybe Huey Lewis (but only if the News were involved).

Jackman doesn't do a thing for me.

Huey Lewis apparently has the biggest schlong in the music business.

Nice choice HotD!

[IroningBroad]

Hugh Hefner or Hugh Grant.

Maybe Huey Lewis (but only if the News were involved).

Jackman doesn't do a thing for me.

Hugh Hefner?

[Maggot]

Forest Tucker putted with his pecker once against Milton Berle I'm just learning this shit..............Always the last to know.

[IroningBroad]

Hugh Hefner or Hugh Grant.

Maybe Huey Lewis (but only if the News were involved).

Jackman doesn't do a thing for me.

Huey Lewis apparently has the biggest schlong in the music business.

Nice choice HotD!

Where'd you hear this?

[Midwest Spy]

Hugh Hefner or Hugh Grant.

Maybe Huey Lewis (but only if the News were involved).

Jackman doesn't do a thing for me.

Huey Lewis apparently has the biggest schlong in the music business.

Nice choice HotD!

Where'd you hear this?

Let's see if HotD or User are willing to publicly corroborate this info?

They're both lovely ladies who wouldve been young and desirable in the mid-80's in SF while Huey was running around, ALSO in SF.

HotD, User, any help for IroningBroad?

[IroningBroad]

Hugh Hefner or Hugh Grant.

Maybe Huey Lewis (but only if the News were involved).

Jackman doesn't do a thing for me.

Huey Lewis apparently has the biggest schlong in the music business.

Nice choice HotD!

Where'd you hear this?

Let's see if HotD or User are willing to publicly corroborate this info?

They're both lovely ladies who wouldve been young and desirable in the mid-80's in SF while Huey was running around, ALSO in SF.

HotD, User, any help for IroningBroad?

In the 80's??? FFS please don't tell me I'm the youngest person round these parts?

Well, I've always been told I'm an old soul

[Duchess]

Keep in mind that comes from MS, the same person who told you he looks like George Clooney.

Also, he'd give his left nut to lay a finger on either one of them today.

[ramseycat]

I think Jimmy Fallon is really cute. I'd give him a tug.

[Duchess]

I'm not interested in sex. All I want to do is eat Cheetos and scratch my junk.

[ramseycat]

I'm not interested in sex. All I want to do is eat Cheetos and scratch my junk.

Stop posting as Duchess, Cowboy.

[Duchess]

Ha! He used to read sometimes but doesn't understand the appeal of Mock...

...which goes for most of my real life friends.

[ramseycat]

None of my real life friends even know about Mock.

[HairOfTheDog]

Hugh Hefner?

Sorry. I meant Hugh Downs.

[HairOfTheDog]

Let's see if HotD or User are willing to publicly corroborate this info?

They're both lovely ladies who wouldve been young and desirable in the mid-80's in SF while Huey was running around, ALSO in SF.

HotD, User, any help for IroningBroad?

I would not be willing to publicly corroborate private information.

I did not grow up in SF; wasn't in Northern California prior to the 21^st century.

I do not believe that I'm qualified to provide the kind of help that IroningBroad probably needs, but there's gotta be a pharmaceutical available.

[IroningBroad]

Let's see if HotD or User are willing to publicly corroborate this info?

They're both lovely ladies who wouldve been young and desirable in the mid-80's in SF while Huey was running around, ALSO in SF.

HotD, User, any help for IroningBroad?

I would not be willing to publicly corroborate private information.

I did not grow up in SF; wasn't in Northern California prior to the 21^st century.

I do not believe that I'm qualified to provide the kind of help that IroningBroad probably needs, but there's gotta be a pharmaceutical available.

Why don't you recommend one of the meds you take?

[Maggot]

Hugh Hefner or Hugh Grant.

Maybe Huey Lewis (but only if the News were involved).

Jackman doesn't do a thing for me.

Huey Lewis apparently has the biggest schlong in the music business.

Nice choice HotD!

Where'd you hear this?

It was in a tell all by that groupie chick Pamela des Barres or something like that, she also said Peter Frampton had the smallest. Now I know where "show me the way" came from, and "I'm in you" just so she knew.

[HairOfTheDog]

You got it, IroningBroad. I recommend that you take a multi-vitamin (with Calcium, if you need the supplement as I do).

You might consider taking what's right for you specifically, though. I'm no physician or psychiatric professional, but I suspect that you may have a mild case of cat scratch fever or a severe case of feline viral rhinopneumonitis.

Fascination with animal genitalia, pustular ponderings, and "vag and dick" fixation are common symptoms. A doctor could give you the cure. Or, WedMD. Or, Ted Nugent.

Good luck.