Don't drink, don't smoke

[sally]

what do you do?

I was thinking of that old song and that's me. Holy shit. What the hell do I do with myself, become a Ramsey?

"I are an obscene amount of Halloween candy and now I feel sick". ~Ramsey~

[HairOfTheDog]

You could become a porn addict, sal.

Or, a born-again Christian.

But, electronic cigarettes and mushrooms would be my recommendation.

[Cutz]

"I are an obscene amount of Halloween candy". ~Ramsey~

I would totally eat Ramsey.

[ramseycat]

Don't be a hater Sally. If drinking and smoking are all you have going for you, you're in trouble.

[sally]

Can you people come up with something else, what the hell do you do in your spare time? It takes me like 1 minute to jerk off, I need something else. I don't eat candy and I don't even have a special program to watch. I used to watch Seinfeld, but that's so out of date. Same thing with King of Queens. I don't know what to do. The young one is sleeping so no need to tell me to pay attention to her.

[Cutz]

watch movies.

[HairOfTheDog]

shadow puppetry
hula-hooping
yo-yoing
boredom eating
macrame

[sally]

You suck

[Duchess]

The young one is sleeping so no need to tell me to pay attention to her.

I wouldn't have done that anyway, you need your own interests that are separate from what you do as a wife & mother.

I don't think you would find the things I do to occupy myself appealing. I hike and read and ride. I like to swim and I walk around home improvement stores like they are the park.

[cannongal]

Join a book discussion group
take an art class
try a new recipe (test it out on the neighbors)
Try an online course (there's lots of free ones out there)

TV sux, I never watch it-I do, however, have the radio on constantly.

[username]

I spend money.



If we lived closer to one another before I ate your internal organs, I'd put you in charge of having my kitchen remodeled. We could spend a lot of money on a worthwhile cause. I fucking hate my kitchen. We have a leak under the sink. I put a pan under there to catch the water and told my husband about it before I left. Yesterday, the dog got in to the garbage...we HAD one of those roll out garbage cans. Anyway, I went to pull the can out and the whole freaking roll out mechanism just detached from the floor of the cabinets. It rotted in there because the water had overflowed the stupid pan. I just took the whole thing and threw it in the outdoor garbage. I don't even give a fuck; it's just indicative of the entire kitchen. A rotting, ugly mess.

I wish we'd just buy a new house.

[ramseycat]

My friend here is an interior designer. She would design you an awesome kitchen. You should go ahead and get your kitchen done. You deserve it after your summer.

[Maggot]

It took me all winter to learn to ride a unicycle one year going from table to table to refrigerator to counter but in the spring I was riding like a pro and me and my pet raccoon were all over the neighborhood. Give it a whirl Sally.

[sally]

I actually have plenty of stuff to do, it just isn't anything I want to do.

I want a new house too. The ceiling over my tub has been leaking for over a year now, there's a hole there and when it rains the water pours out of there like a faucet. My husband is a freaking roofing contractor for Christ's sake. He says it's ok because it's over the tub.

[ramseycat]

He won't fix his own roof? WTF.

[Clang McFly]

Can you people come up with something else, what the hell do you do in your spare time? It takes me like 1 minute to jerk off, I need something else. I don't eat candy and I don't even have a special program to watch. I used to watch Seinfeld, but that's so out of date. Same thing with King of Queens. I don't know what to do. The young one is sleeping so no need to tell me to pay attention to her.

Jerk me off. There's 7 more minutes filled.

[sally]

7 fucking minutes, are you crazy? Good luck with that, Clang.

[Clang McFly]

7 fucking minutes, are you crazy? Good luck with that, Clang.

Well it might be less if you get fat, naked and greased up while you do it.

[Mohammed]

Clang, you're still living with your mom, don't you?

Sally, you delightfully vicious plum dumpling, why don't you start working on something like "Sex with Sally, things you would have never imagined possible!", with pictures and all, which then can be turned into one of those successful blogs, which considering it's you, successful it will be. It could be a new career, you could be rich in no time, and fuck any plumber that doesn't take care of your plumbing, or did you say roof?

Anyway, you could run some test shots, put them up here, and I'm sure you would get some honest, quality feedback from all of us. We are quality people after all. Except Aussie of course. Sex to Aussie is what a Great White Shark is to a lone swimmer in the ocean.

Who knows, you could become the new Hugh Hefner as the old one is sure to expire any of these days now.

What you think?

[Maggot]

I think Mo is the re-incarnation of Buddha. With all the charm and sophistication of a newly pressed suit.