COMMANDO CUNT QUEEN

[Duchess]

All hail!

I really do love your new title, User.

[SIXFOOTERsez]

LOL, Welcome to Monday

[Duchess]

...just another Mock Monday.

[FAHQTOO]

All hail!

I really do love your new title, User.

I'm a little jealous...I want a spectacular cunty name of my own.

[Duchess]

It's on now!

Mockers, you know your mission.

[Duchess]

I'm a little jealous...I want a spectacular cunty name of my own.

I think this name should be based on fire crotch in some fashion - red on the head, fire in the hole - burning bush - flames of...something, I don't know yet. All revolving around your *ahem* cunt.

The Urban Dictionary is helpful.

[HairOfTheDog]

Clang does come up with some good branding sometimes.

FAHQTOO's too cool for me to think of as a cunt.

So, I've got nothing original. Only thing I can come up with is a revision to her existing moniker. Crusty Crab Cunt?

[ramseycat]

I'm a little jealous...I want a spectacular cunty name of my own.

I think this name should be based on fire crotch in some fashion - red on the head, fire in the hole - burning bush - flames of...something, I don't know yet. All revolving around your *ahem* cunt.

The Urban Dictionary is helpful.

Red on the head. Fire in the hole!

[FAHQTOO]

Clang does come up with some good branding sometimes.

FAHQTOO's too cool for me to think of as a cunt.

So, I've got nothing original. Only thing I can come up with is a revision to her existing moniker. Crusty Crab Cunt?

That's what I was thinking, but I like the original CCB I already have.

I've changed my mind...no cunty name for me. No one can take that away from User. I'll stick with Crusty Crab Birch...it fits me well ?

[Maggot]

Better than "crusty crotch bitch"

[Duchess]

I'll stick with Crusty Crab Birch...it fits me well ?

Well, I have to admit, you've never once reminded me of a tree and it doesn't really suit you but I'm cool with whatever you want, honey.

[username]

Monday? You idiots! It's Tuesday!

Guess I missed this yesterday.

Commando Cunt Queen. It does roll right off one's lips, doesn't it?

[Maggot]

Yup, just like when you eat a watermelon and it drips all over your neck and shirt.

[HairOfTheDog]

I'll stick with Crusty Crab Birch...it fits me well ?

Well, I have to admit, you've never once reminded me of a tree and it doesn't really suit you but I'm cool with whatever you want, honey.

That kinda stumped me; took a minute to process it. She's branching out!

I like Crusty Crab Bitch the best, FAHQTOO.

[Duchess]

She's branching out!

Cutz is right. Queen of pun.