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Was there life on Mars at some point in the past?
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People have been poring over the stills sent back from the rover and finding it seems like something weird everyday. I think they are seeing things out of nothing but some of the pictures are quite convincing. What do you think?
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#2
I think Ireland had a colony on Mars but got drunk and forgot about it.
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#3
I am with Carl Sagan. If there is no other life out there, it sure would be an awful waste of space.
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(10-21-2014, 02:17 PM)Maggot Wrote: People have been poring over the stills sent back from the rover and finding it seems like something weird everyday. I think they are seeing things out of nothing but some of the pictures are quite convincing. What do you think?

I don't think the shots from the Rover point to signs of life on Mars, personally. I think such interpretations are more indicative of how vulnerable humans are to the power of suggestion.

However, many years ago I became convinced that life on Mars was/is a reality -- the proof has been published and is indisputable, IMO.

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Using common sense and deductive reasoning, it's obvious to me that Martians did/do exist as well -- how else would the cats have gotten a hold of razors and shaving cream?

P.s. I haven't seen evidence for or against Martians being green-colored though, so I remain undecided on that front.
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#5
I saw a little, itty, bitty green man at a fine dining establishment called EATS. I smoked a cigg with him.

Of course there's life on Mars...
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#6
Was that in Jamaica?
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#7
No

Brownsville Station...have you ever heard of that place before?
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#8
I'm having an oh shit moment. Yes, I have heard that. This is a song, isn't it? it's right on the edge of my memory and I can't grab it.
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#9
Yes...Martian Boogie, lol.
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(10-21-2014, 08:58 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: No

Brownsville Station...have you ever heard of that place before?


For some reason I'm thinking it was mentioned on an old record that my dad had.
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#11
Never mind. I should have scrolled down.
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(10-21-2014, 07:42 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [Image: martian_cats.jpg]

Huh. So I take it George Bush stopped a dangerous asteroid from destroying the Earth. I guess I've never given him enough credit.
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#13
I thought it was Bat Boy who stopped the asteroid? Anyway, I want to know more about the chick having Elvis's baby
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#14
I think all of you are from the red planet and are covering up for your ancestors, you all probably have a secret cabal with regular meetings and eat cats for snacks.
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I believe that it's a selfish ideal that we are the only life forms in the universe. I'm open to possibilities, but I am also ruled by logic, so until we find proof I will remain open to the possibility. There are some in the scientific community who believe that proof already exists and others who will be quick to point out that Michael Jackson and Bruno Mars were never seen at the same place, at the same time. Coincidence? You be the judge.
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(10-21-2014, 10:44 PM)Cutz Wrote: Huh. So I take it George Bush stopped a dangerous asteroid from destroying the Earth. I guess I've never given him enough credit.

George W had a plan to intercept the asteroid, but he never had to execute it. Cheney took him aside first and explained that the Republican voters were referring to something much more grounded when they demanded that Bush prevent more illegal aliens from entering the US. (The asteroid ended up crashing somewhere in Siberia anyway, I think.)

Truth is, before George W entered the White House, Bill Clinton was already progressive when it came to embracing aliens. Well, aliens are future potential voters, right? Hillary's been covertly pandering to that base and breeding aliens in the family basement for almost 15 years now -- she's always been one forward-looking bitch.
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She's such a slut.
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(10-22-2014, 04:01 PM)Duchess Wrote: She's such a slut.

Smiley_emoticons_smile She's not participating in the breeding! She's just facilitating it.

Come November 2016, don't be surprised to see a bunch of little green people with shaved pussies wearing "Hillary NOW!" buttons when you go to cast your vote.

Conspiracies abound...
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(10-22-2014, 07:18 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Come November 2016, don't be surprised to see a bunch of little green people with shaved pussies wearing "Hillary NOW!" buttons when you go to cast your vote.


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More indisputable proof that there was indeed life on Mars...

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Sarcastic I love the crazy old supermarket shock tabloids, but I'll stop now. Promise.
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