DRY VAGINAS
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Women in South & Central Africa as well as Indonesia are drying out their vaginas so that their men derive more pleasure from sex. It's a cultural belief that men find sex more pleasurable if the woman's vagina is dry.

To achieve dryness women are inserting chalk, sand, pulverized rock, paper, sponges, etc. into their vaginas before sex. They also douse their vaginas in detergents, alcohol & bleach and some women even "smoke out" their vaginas by standing over burning herbs.

...and here I thought smelling nice and having a tidy kitty was all that really mattered.
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#2
I'd think kegel exercises would be better than a dry v-jay. Besides, forget the guy, I think that would hurt!

My kegel muscles are so well developed, I can pretty much dictate when I will allow my husband to depart. "Oh no you don't, mister, I'm not done with you yet". Stop here
Commando Cunt Queen
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hah I fixed it, HotD! Come back! Hahaha!
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(12-06-2014, 12:49 PM)Duchess Wrote:

hah I fixed it, HotD! Come back! Hahaha!

I sawz it. She ate most of ur post!!! hah
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#5
Thanks for fixing my fuck-up, Duchess!


(12-06-2014, 12:37 PM)Duchess Wrote: some women even "smoke out" their vaginas by standing over burning herbs.

Aussie, don't try this one -- for safety purposes, it's not recommended for bearded ladies such as yourself.
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It made me laugh!
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#7
I prefer a wet vagina for that not-rape feel.
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(12-06-2014, 12:53 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Thanks for fixing my fuck-up, Duchess!


(12-06-2014, 12:37 PM)Duchess Wrote: some women even "smoke out" their vaginas by standing over burning herbs.

Aussie, don't try this one -- for safety purposes, it's not recommended for bearded ladies such as yourself.

I don't think Aussie or Ramsey have to worry about that, their vaginas are as dry as an old bag of trail mix.
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#9
My kitty is tidy and wet when necessary. Sally's vag is so stretched out her juices leak out like a faucet.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt Smiley_emoticons_fies
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#10
Some Africans think cutting womens' clitori off is a good thing too.. Idiots.

I wonder what the plural of clitoris is? Or the collective noun?

A snappy of clits

A flap of clits

A head of clits

Hmmm
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I kinda like a snappy of clits. It makes me think of snapping turtles. 39
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#12
A lick of clitori
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#13
oops sorry wrong thread. This is what happens when you don't listen to your inner voice.
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