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#1
02-27-2015, 09:08 AM
There was a racist comment scrawled on the bathroom wall at a high school!!! It was right above "for a good time call miss Sally at 867-5309"
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The President has been briefed and Al Sharpton along with the NAACP are converging on the scene. More to come on this tragic incident when available.
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02-27-2015, 09:23 AM


Did someone call Sally a nigga?
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02-27-2015, 09:29 AM
Well, it's about time stall-scrawlers were cracked down on!

Was it in the girls' bathroom, the boys' bathroom, or the transgender bathroom? That'll help them narrow down the suspect list.

Anyway, I bet it was one of THOSE damned kids who brings his/her own lunch to school.
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02-27-2015, 09:41 AM
If it was the transgendered bathroom, I bet it was someone with a nut allergy
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02-27-2015, 09:44 AM
(02-27-2015, 09:41 AM)crash Wrote: If it was the transgendered bathroom, I bet it was someone with a nut allergy

hah

If the "for a good time call..." scrawler is a damned lunch-packer, I bet he loves to get Frito-Lays in the sack.
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02-27-2015, 02:30 PM
Spooning in the lavatory is not allowed but heavy petting is.
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02-27-2015, 02:31 PM


Tell her to bend over the vanity.
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02-28-2015, 04:28 AM
Bend over. Always good!

Always go with .... bend over!!!
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02-28-2015, 02:35 PM
(02-27-2015, 09:08 AM)Maggot Wrote: "for a good time call miss Sally at 867-5309"


Thanks, Maggot. Clang has been calling here all fucking morning.
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02-28-2015, 03:08 PM
(02-28-2015, 02:35 PM)sally Wrote:
(02-27-2015, 09:08 AM)Maggot Wrote: "for a good time call miss Sally at 867-5309"


Thanks, Maggot. Clang has been calling here all fucking morning.

I've already contacted R Kelly's peoples to make "Hello?*heavy breathing noises*CLICK" into the next greatest rap/love ballad.
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02-28-2015, 10:34 PM
Next time I'll use "My Sharonna" Sally is such an abused name.
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