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HEY, MOCK DADDY
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06-21-2015, 06:28 AM


Today is your day. Any special requests?

Happy Fathers Day, gentlemen.
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06-21-2015, 07:24 AM
My only request is that I don't get a knock on the door, open it to find some younger person I've never seen before, handing me a Fathers Day card. Surprise!!!
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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06-21-2015, 08:59 AM
Happy Father's Day to all the Mock Daddy's!
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06-21-2015, 09:16 AM
Thanks, enjoying it, and really don't have any requests, basically already have it all !
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06-21-2015, 09:20 AM
Well Tank You!
Enjoying the day so far, curb service coffee at my desk here, a very nice breakfast prepared by the other half.
Plans for dinner at The Melting Pot with the in-laws. Rolling Mothers Day, Fathers Day and their anniversary of 64 years all in one.
Kids will be calling soon, they are in a different time zone.

Don't know what else I could ask for
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06-21-2015, 10:27 AM
My kids are in a different zone that's for sure.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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06-21-2015, 10:32 AM
It's not Father's Day here so you can all get stuffed!
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06-21-2015, 12:08 PM
(06-21-2015, 10:32 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: It's not Father's Day here so you can all get stuffed!

So . . . when it's father's day there, can you get stuffed? Smiley_emoticons_slash
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06-21-2015, 02:00 PM
(06-21-2015, 12:08 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(06-21-2015, 10:32 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: It's not Father's Day here so you can all get stuffed!

So . . . when it's father's day there, can you get stuffed? Smiley_emoticons_slash

If you like, you first though.
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06-21-2015, 02:44 PM
Thanks
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06-21-2015, 02:52 PM
(06-21-2015, 02:00 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(06-21-2015, 12:08 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(06-21-2015, 10:32 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: It's not Father's Day here so you can all get stuffed!

So . . . when it's father's day there, can you get stuffed? Smiley_emoticons_slash

If you like, you first though.

Well will be getting stuffed in a few whiles here, (shortly) when we go out for dinner! Smiley_emoticons_smile
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06-21-2015, 08:02 PM
Happy Father's Day
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06-21-2015, 08:03 PM
(06-21-2015, 07:24 AM)thekid65 Wrote: My only request is that I don't get a knock on the door, open it to find some younger person I've never seen before, handing me a Fathers Day card. Surprise!!!

hah
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06-21-2015, 11:12 PM
What did everyone do for excitement on this fathers day ?
I spent the day with my wife [the GF had to work, bummer] Riding around Iowa in the ragtop. We put over 300 miles on the car today just running around. The wife sure did make it a fun day though. She wore [and I use that word loosely] a bikini top and only tied the string that goes around the body. She left the one that goes around her neck untied. That way she could flash truckers as we went by and put a smile on their , as well as my, face. There was more to the ride, but I will leave that to your imagination. What a blast today was. Life is good !
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06-22-2015, 01:46 AM
(06-21-2015, 02:52 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(06-21-2015, 02:00 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(06-21-2015, 12:08 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(06-21-2015, 10:32 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: It's not Father's Day here so you can all get stuffed!

So . . . when it's father's day there, can you get stuffed? Smiley_emoticons_slash

If you like, you first though.

Well will be getting stuffed in a few whiles here, (shortly) when we go out for dinner! Smiley_emoticons_smile

It sounds nice. It has been brutally cold here. I would love to go out somewhere tonight and have a lovely meal.
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06-22-2015, 12:07 PM
Thanks for the nice wishes.
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06-22-2015, 12:14 PM
I had a nice steak and a cool card from my daughter.Then my daughter asked me what I wanted to do. I said, "honey, dad's don't like to do things on Father's day. We just like to relax and not have things to do." She said "cool, let's watch some movies." After scanning through various movies on Netflix, she suggests watching another Scary Movie sequel because "they're funny cuz they make fun of stuff." I suggested a REAL spoof, Airplane. She'd seen it and commented that she couldn't relate to the jokes because of her age. We watched The Naked Gun and laughed our asses off. Best Father's day ever.
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06-22-2015, 11:26 PM
(06-21-2015, 10:32 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: It's not Father's Day here so you can all get stuffed!
agreed. When's Uncle Day? Spent damn near $50 taking my dad and brother out to the Capital Buffet for lunch on Father's Day. So stupid. I was tired from all that food and working an overnight the night before. All I really wanted was to get some sleep before my overnight Sunday night. Oh well I guess the important thing is Dad enjoyed it.
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