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HEY MOHAMMED, YOU SEXY BITCH
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#1
06-24-2015, 09:55 AM
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Wishing you a celebration filled with lots of Jelly and Jade on Skype, good drink, great food, dear friends, no explosions, and a healthy dose of debauchery.

Or, a nice mellow night of peace and relaxation in the Forgotten Land.

Whatever you wish... Blowing-kisses
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06-24-2015, 10:11 AM
I hate Mo.

I hate the way he and and his family wormed their way into my heart.

I hold him personally responsible for making me want him and my willingness to be in a plural relationship with him.

I hate how I worry about him and his family.

God how I love him!

Happy birthday, you heart-breaking bastard!
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06-24-2015, 10:18 AM
It goes without saying, but I am sure Mo is celebrating his birthday like the BossMan he is.

Happy Birthday Mo!
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06-24-2015, 11:39 AM
Happy Birthday,Mo! Hope it's a great one.
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06-24-2015, 11:44 AM
Happy Birthday Mohammed, get the hell outta there already.
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#6
06-24-2015, 12:08 PM
You made it to another one. Grats.
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06-24-2015, 05:11 PM
Happy Birthday I wish for you on your birthday that you get to supervise a slumber party with your Daughter and one of the girls sounds like Flipper when she laughs. I have to say its very annoying.
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#8
06-24-2015, 05:51 PM
I'll raise my gin & tonic to you Mo.

Have a great (safe) birthday!
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06-24-2015, 05:51 PM
Happy Birthday Mo.
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06-24-2015, 07:57 PM
Happy Birthday Mo! Stay away from drugs. Smiley_emoticons_wink
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06-24-2015, 08:53 PM
Happy Birthday, Mo! You really are a youngin' (49). Keep your head down and enjoy your visit with your family.....
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06-24-2015, 08:54 PM
(06-24-2015, 05:51 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I'll raise my gin & tonic to you Mo.

Have a great (safe) birthday!

I think vodka and tonic is smoother, but just my opinion....
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06-24-2015, 10:30 PM
I prefer Scotch mixed with Scotch. Maybe on the Scotch.
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06-24-2015, 11:21 PM
Happy Birthday Mo.
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06-25-2015, 12:01 AM
Many happy returns, you old dawg.
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06-25-2015, 02:45 AM
Happy Birthday, Mo.
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06-25-2015, 04:32 AM


I'm late to the party. Happy Birthday, you sexy mutha. I would have baked you a cake. Smiley_emoticons_bussi
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06-25-2015, 11:16 PM
Belated Happy BD wishes Mo, hang on to "39" as long as you can!


On my BD, my 10 year old grand daughter asked how old are you, and I said, "39" and holding. She thought for a second, and then asked, how old would you be if you let go? hah
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06-26-2015, 03:13 PM
Awww, you guys get me all mellow and mushy inside. Thanks so much to each and every one, love you all.

This was without a doubt the most memorable birthday ever as it was the most dreadful! Smiley_emoticons_smile

Fuck all to do, nothing to drink, nobody else but me and a half empty bottle of baby oil. It does make you walk funny if you get in on the bottom of your feet! Fast, no doubt, but still, funny. However, I shall be celebrating next weekend, whatever happens. I shall drown myself in this delightful misery.

Mmmmwuaaaa! Smiley_emoticons_smile
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06-26-2015, 04:39 PM
(06-26-2015, 03:13 PM)Mohammed Wrote: Awww, you guys get me all mellow and mushy inside. Thanks so much to each and every one, love you all.

This was without a doubt the most memorable birthday ever as it was the most dreadful! Smiley_emoticons_smile

Fuck all to do, nothing to drink, nobody else but me and a half empty bottle of baby oil. It does make you walk funny if you get in on the bottom of your feet! Fast, no doubt, but still, funny. However, I shall be celebrating next weekend, whatever happens. I shall drown myself in this delightful misery.

Mmmmwuaaaa! Smiley_emoticons_smile
I prefer margerine, but to each his own. Happy Berf-day buddy!
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