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Thank God for Hitler.
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Without him i would not be here.    Ive had my DNA done, and its a shocker. My parents would never have met if it wasnt for Adolf.     America is a mongrel, you have  Heinz 57 varieties, god knows where your ancesters come from. 

This might be a taster.  My father came from Belorussia, i have Russian, Pole, the Baltics, Norwegian, Dane, and even Icelandic.   I have Aegean DNA, thats the isllands off Greece and Turkey, amazingly on my fathers side. 

My mother comes from a part of northern Italy that is Yugoslavian really, Slovenia, Croatis Serbia,  and was an ancient gateway to the east.    I have Balkan, german, spanish, Hungarian Austrian, Czech, Albanian, Levant, that is Syrian, Lebanon Isralie  and arab.

Tke region she came from was an ancient spice route from the east.  I have 2 per cent italian in me, not northern italian, but southern italian, amazing.   Like her, i have no dna in me from where i live, i have no anglo saxon or celt whatsoever, not british celt anyway.       My mother also has baltic blood, remarkably, like my father.   Incredible.   The spanish stuff may have been about Hannibal coming over the Alps, she   lived in the hinterland of the Julieane alps.  

Im sure the spanish left a few bastards around.  

And all of this came to be at the Dorothy ballroom in Cambridge, in the 50s.   And will carry on through my son.    His mothers parents were from Cork.   Get yours done, there will be shocks in there, and talking of shocks, heres another.  My partner got hers done.      She is 20 per cent balkan, were almost siblings.
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#2
Saaaaaaaally! Handle this. Thank you.
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#3
I'm half German. I'm probably also here because of Hitler, but I'm not going to thank the monster or kiss his wrinkly ass.

It must have been scary for my mom when she was six years old(1942) and grandma told her that if any one asks our family is Austrian.
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(05-04-2023, 07:42 AM)Piglet Wrote: I have Aegean DNA, thats the isllands off Greece and Turkey

Levant, that is Syrian

His mothers parents were from Cork.  

Piggles loves to try and impress us with his rudimentary, elementary school geography!   (BTW - Levant is just a bit more than "Syrian")

As such . . . he's probably got more Arab . . . than Greek.  

Weird how his daddy wasn't Arian and yet was a Nazi.  Probably the foundation of his Jewish (Levant) sex fantasies.  Who knows?

All in all . . . a very impressive DNA lineage from groups most likely to surrender.

And Cork  . . . explains his Ulster loyalist views.
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#5
(05-04-2023, 11:37 AM)Duchess Wrote: Saaaaaaaally! Handle this. Thank you.

I said Hitler was on to something, I didn't say he was good for something. Big difference.
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