So is everyone here a satan worshiper or what?

[Zenith]

Don't look so shocked MF!

[AnonyMoose]

I wasn't going to pour salt in the wound. I was saving that one, so thanks, dickhead.

And in the same sentence that she says I am a Jew; she asks what I believe. Can she be that stupid that she doesn't know what Jews believe? :shock:

I know jewish people who aremethodists asshole.

No you don't; you fucking idiot. You know Methodists that are Methodist.

So are you saying that being Jewish is a choice ::lmao::A jew is a jew and they can choose any religion they want to, atleast here anyway.

Wrong. Jewish is a religion whether you are born to it or convert to it. If you become Methodist you are no longer a Jew. And candidly; you are a fucking idiot to not know that already.

[Cynical Ninja]

I wasn't going to pour salt in the wound. I was saving that one, so thanks, dickhead.

And in the same sentence that she says I am a Jew; she asks what I believe. Can she be that stupid that she doesn't know what Jews believe? :shock:

I know jewish people who aremethodists asshole.

No you don't; you fucking idiot. You know Methodists that are Methodist.

So are you saying that being Jewish is a choice ::lmao::A jew is a jew and they can choose any religion they want to, atleast here anyway.

Yes how is being Jewish not a choice?, if you are born into a Jewish family and choose to remain a Jew thats a choice, if you are born into a Jewish family and decide to become a Buddhist that is also a choice.
A Jew cannot be a Jew and be any religion they want, a Jew who converts to any other religion is by definition no longer a Jew because Judaism is technically a faith not a race, although some people argue that Jews have a shared semitic ancestry but Jews can be of any race, look at Sammy Davis Jnr.

[Middle Finger]

OP still hasn't grown out of the juvenile retard "being satanic is cool" thing, unfortunately.

[AnonyMoose]

Yes how is being Jewish not a choice?, if you are born into a Jewish family and choose to remain a Jew thats a choice, if you are born into a Jewish family and decide to become a Buddhist that is also a choice.
A Jew cannot be a Jew and be any religion they want, a Jew who converts to any other religion is by definition no longer a Jew because Judaism is technically a faith not a race, although some people argue that Jews have a shared semitic ancestry but Jews can be of any race, look at Sammy Davis Jnr.

Let that moron go on thinking what she wants. Anyone that does not know Semite is a race and Jew is a religion should be living in a single-wide on food stamps and staying away from the voting booth.

[sally]

I wasn't going to pour salt in the wound. I was saving that one, so thanks, dickhead.

And in the same sentence that she says I am a Jew; she asks what I believe. Can she be that stupid that she doesn't know what Jews believe? :shock:

I know jewish people who aremethodists asshole.

No you don't; you fucking idiot. You know Methodists that are Methodist.

So are you saying that being Jewish is a choice ::lmao::A jew is a jew and they can choose any religion they want to, atleast here anyway.

Wrong. Jewish is a religion whether you are born to it or convert to it. If you become Methodist you are no longer a Jew. And candidly; you are a fucking idiot to not know that already.

According to Orthodox Judaism, you are jewish for life if you are born into it-even if you convert ,they still consider you Jewish. Fuck, I guess you're not Jewish or you would know that.

[Sinister]

According to Orthodox Judaism, you are jewish for life if you are born into it-even if you convert ,they still consider you Jewish. Fuck, I guess you're not Jewish or you would know that.

Silly: Life-long member of the Church of Retards.

[AnonyMoose]

According to Orthodox Judaism, you are jewish for life if you are born into it-even if you convert ,they still consider you Jewish. Fuck, I guess you're not Jewish or you would know that.

Wrong, you stupididiot. And don't even profess to understand Orthodox Judaism enough to explain it tosomeone who was raised anOrthodox Jew, you mindless imbicile.

Not that I give a flying fuck what you think, douchebag; but I would hate some people here that I actually give a fuck about to think the wrong thing about my religion.

1. Judaism has NO central religious authority that could even formulate laws such as "being a Jew for life if you are born to it".

2. If you violate the thirteen Jewish principals of faith that were created by the Maimonides thenyou are NOT a Jew anymore. That's how Judaism works for all congregations.

3. There is no such thing as Orthodox Judaism, really. It is a 19^th century catch phrase created by RabbiHirschfor anyone that is a Jew that follows Torah. Any Orthodox will tell you it's just Torah Judaism.

4. Within the subgroup of Jews that comprise being Orthodox, there is no single Rabbinic body that sets law for each congregation. So one Orthodox congregation could observe Halakha (Jewish Law)one way, and another could observe and follow Halakha another way.

[AnonyMoose]

According to Orthodox Judaism, you are jewish for life if you are born into it-even if you convert ,they still consider you Jewish. Fuck, I guess you're not Jewish or you would know that.

Silly: Life-long member of the Church of Retards.

And she doesn't know a single fucking thing about Judaism.

[sally]

I wasn't going to pour salt in the wound. I was saving that one, so thanks, dickhead.

And in the same sentence that she says I am a Jew; she asks what I believe. Can she be that stupid that she doesn't know what Jews believe? :shock:

I know jewish people who aremethodists asshole.

No you don't; you fucking idiot. You know Methodists that are Methodist.

So are you saying that being Jewish is a choice ::lmao::A jew is a jew and they can choose any religion they want to, atleast here anyway.

Yes how is being Jewish not a choice?, if you are born into a Jewish family and choose to remain a Jew thats a choice, if you are born into a Jewish family and decide to become a Buddhist that is also a choice.
A Jew cannot be a Jew and be any religion they want, a Jew who converts to any other religion is by definition no longer a Jew because Judaism is technically a faith not a race, although some people argue that Jews have a shared semitic ancestry but Jews can be of any race, look at Sammy Davis Jnr.

Please STFU now!

In traditional Judaism, a Jew is a person born to a Jewish mother or who is a convert to Judaism. No other way to recognition is allowed for. As a result, the mere acceptance of the principles and practices of Judaism does not by themselves make a person a Jew. But, conversely, those born Jewish do not lose that status because they cease to be observant Jews, even if they adopt the practices of another religion.

[AnonyMoose]

In traditional Judaism, a Jew is a person born to a Jewish mother or who is a convert to Judaism. No other way to recognition is allowed for. As a result, the mere acceptance of the principles and practices of Judaism does not by themselves make a person a Jew. But, conversely, those born Jewish do not lose that status because they cease to be observant Jews, even if they adopt the practices of another religion.

You are a complete fucking idiot that knows nothing of Judaism and is relying on google to attempt to avoid seeming like a complete idiot on the subject. Here is a newsflash for you Smelly, you don't know a fucking thing and YOU DO look like a complete idiot on the subject.

And if you weren't enough of a neophyte on the subject to begin with; the present custom is to treat someone as born Jewish if either the father OR the mother is Jewish. Stop cutting and pasting from google - you are getting old and incorrect information confused with reality.

[sally]

In traditional Judaism, a Jew is a person born to a Jewish mother or who is a convert to Judaism. No other way to recognition is allowed for. As a result, the mere acceptance of the principles and practices of Judaism does not by themselves make a person a Jew. But, conversely, those born Jewish do not lose that status because they cease to be observant Jews, even if they adopt the practices of another religion.

You are a complete fucking idiot that knows nothing of Judaism and is relying on google to attempt to avoid seeming like a complete idiot on the subject. Here is a newsflash for you Smelly, you don't know a fucking thing and YOU DO look like a complete idiot on the subject.

And if you weren't enough of a neophyte on the subject to begin with; the present custom is to treat someone as born Jewish if either the father OR the mother is Jewish. Stop cutting and pasting from google - you are getting old and incorrect information confused with reality.

I never claimed to know much on the subject of Judaism dick head, but I do know that people born Jews remain Jews regardless. I can google some more proof if you would like fuck wad. Now go fuck yourself!

[AnonyMoose]

I never claimed to know much on the subject of Judaism dick head, but I do know that people born Jews remain Jews regardless. I can google some more proof if you would like fuck wad. Now go fuck yourself!

I do not need to see any more of your incompetant google skills, you boot licking drool container. You know nothing about my religion, and even less about mocking.

[sally]

I never claimed to know much on the subject of Judaism dick head, but I do know that people born Jews remain Jews regardless. I can google some more proof if you would like fuck wad. Now go fuck yourself!

I do not need to see any more of your incompetant google skills, you boot licking drool container. You know nothing about my religion, and even less about mocking.

You are such an angry little man, maybe you should go talk to a rabbi or something. Dont worry, he will also tell you that you will always be a Jew no matter what ::aww::

[AnonyMoose]

You are such an angry little man, maybe you should go talk to a rabbi or something. Dont worry, he will also tell you that you will always be a Jew no matter what ::aww::

You are just a complete and utter imbecile. I don't see you making it here. You will be the first person on MOCK to be placed on ignore by the entire group.

[sally]

You are such an angry little man, maybe you should go talk to a rabbi or something. Dont worry, he will also tell you that you will always be a Jew no matter what ::aww::

You are just a complete and utter imbecile. I don't see you making it here. You will be the first person on MOCK to be placed on ignore by the entire group.

Well being ignored by an entire group of assholes isnt such a bad thing. I'm not trying to make it here loser,I'd be kissing your ass like the rest of them if I were.

[LuMPyPussy]

Sally Field is really Dorian Gray.

You gotta love an Oscar Wilde reference.::thumbs::

[AnonyMoose]

Well being ignored by an entire group of assholes isnt such a bad thing.

You know Sally; I can candidly say that truly the only asshole here are you, Bubba, Floyd, and one or two others. And truly if I were Frank; you would be gone and this place would be a better place for it.

[LuMPyPussy]

Well being ignored by an entire group of assholes isnt such a bad thing.

You know Sally; I can candidly say that truly the only asshole here are you, Bubba, Floyd, and one or two others. And truly if I were Frank; you would be gone and this place would be a better place for it.

Who are the one or two others? ::wait::

[sally]

Well being ignored by an entire group of assholes isnt such a bad thing.

You know Sally; I can candidly say that truly the only asshole here are you, Bubba, Floyd, and one or two others. And truly if I were Frank; you would be gone and this place would be a better place for it.

Fuck you, you dont know shit about me. Someone posted the the link here and I clicked on it with no intention of becoming a member.

I have a husband and kids and unlike you, my biggest goal in life is not to make POTD here. I take it you know Floyd and bubba, one is a pervert and the other is insane. You dont know me though fucker so dont even compare me to them.