Posts: 14,114
Threads: 439
Joined: May 2008
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I once believed in god and Jesus and all that shite when I was a kid, but then at about the age of 12 I reached the age of reason and came to the realisation that the bible was a load of apocryphal mumbo jumbo dreamt up by primitive cattle sacrificing ancients. That was more than likely a self-defense mechanism on your part. At 12 you probably started having your sexual feelings toward males and decided it was less painful to dismiss the Bible than to face your sins.
Posts: 2,840
Threads: 196
Joined: Jun 2008
yes i was referring to the bible, but any of the various books that are the basis of the religion. i see organized religion like one huge corporation, just running their "stores". A store can be a church or any place of worship. It is the ultimate pyramid scam with "faith" as the top ring of the pyramid ladder.
Posts: 14,114
Threads: 439
Joined: May 2008
Liquid Wrote:yes i was referring to the bible, but any of the various books that are the basis of the religion. i see organized religion like one huge corporation, just running their "stores". A store can be a church or any place of worship. It is the ultimate pyramid scam with "faith" as the top ring of the pyramid ladder. So negative. ::bigg::
[media=320,256]http://www.twitchinkitten.com/sounds/popesmokesdope.mp3[/media]
Posts: 1,558
Threads: 44
Joined: Jul 2008
[quote=Middle Finger][quote=Zenith][b][i][color="blue"] I hope I am not offending anyone when I say
Posts: 2,840
Threads: 196
Joined: Jun 2008
[user=7]Sinister[/user] wrote:Quote:
We must get to a new page ASAP so the pope smoking dope song wont start automatically. it is funny but incredibly annoying starting everytime the thread is opened on this page -
Posts: 2,840
Threads: 196
Joined: Jun 2008
Posts: 1,558
Threads: 44
Joined: Jul 2008
Middle Finger Wrote:Duchess Wrote:I was born & raised Catholic, as an adult I am not a practicing one but, still found myself hesitant to post ina thread that basically disses religionbecause of all that ingrained Catholic bs...I realized then that if someone had said those same words to me about their faith I would have thought it sounded like they had been brainwashed... Oh stop, there's nothing wrong with being a Catholic, the Bible, etc.
When a man strikes his male or female slave with a rod so hard that the slave dies under his hand, he shall be punished. If, however, the slave survives for a day or two, he is not to be punished, since the slave is his own property. (Exodus 21:20-21 NAB) Now there's some shit for a motherfuckers ass! That damn piece of fictitious crap called the bible has passages written all through it very similar to the one referrenced above. There has been some evidence that suggests it was written by faggots at the request of a fucked up narcissistic ruler who wanted to enslave and execute people (not just Africans, there were many more...believe me). There are passages in that book that also refer to the male/male and female/female relationships too. They are looked on as, among other things, sinners in the worst sense. What God would be so wonderful and loving and forgiving and all knowing but would condemn that which he has created and knows like the back of his hand. It makes God seem like a little retarded fucker inflicted with autism.
Definitely [color="blue"] NO GOD THAT I AM FAMILIAR WITH[/color]
Posts: 1,558
Threads: 44
Joined: Jul 2008
::rotfl::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::rotfl::
[user=33]Maggot[/user] wrote: Quote:Middle Finger Wrote:Quote:When a manbeats his rod so hard that theit dies under his hand, he shall be punished. If, however, therod survives for a day or two, he is not to be punished, since therod isstill functional. (Exiteus 21:20-21 SPANK) ::thumbs::
Thats's some funny shit!
Posts: 1,558
Threads: 44
Joined: Jul 2008
Middle Finger Wrote:Sinners suck. But they suck it good. Just sayin. OH shit, that means me *raises hand*
![[Image: happy0207.gif]](http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0207.gif) <------------Sinner suck-er good-er right here!
Liquid Wrote:We must get to a new page ASAP so the pope smoking dope song wont start automatically. it is funny but incredibly annoying starting everytime the thread is opened on this page -
That is a morbidly cool pic in this post. Blasphemous, irreverent...
I LOVE IT!!! ::thumbs:: Cracks me up......::lmao::
::blink::
The Antagonist
Unregistered
Liquid Wrote:We must get to a new page ASAP so the pope smoking dope song wont start automatically. it is funny but incredibly annoying starting everytime the thread is opened on this page - That only happens with stupid FireFox. It's fine for me. ::bigg::
Posts: 2,840
Threads: 196
Joined: Jun 2008
Sinister Wrote:Liquid Wrote:We must get to a new page ASAP so the pope smoking dope song wont start automatically. it is funny but incredibly annoying starting everytime the thread is opened on this page -
That is a morbidly cool pic in this post. Blasphemous, irreverent...
I LOVE IT!!! ::thumbs:: Cracks me up......::lmao::
::blink:: I felt the same way. really captured everything sickening about religion in one horrifying image, lol
Mr. Incivility
Unregistered
how the fuck do I quote an audio file?
The Pope Smokes Dope is probably one of the best things that I have either read or heard on this silly site.
Posts: 1,558
Threads: 44
Joined: Jul 2008
|
![[Image: bestpost.gif]](http://www.24hourforums.com/images/emoticons/bestpost.gif)
![[Image: smart.gif]](http://www.24hourforums.com/images/emoticons/smart.gif)
![[Image: good.gif]](http://www.24hourforums.com/images/emoticons/good.gif)
![[Image: agree.gif]](http://www.24hourforums.com/images/emoticons/agree.gif)