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Choad
#21
You bore me with you lame fucking attempts at me OP..you are worse than STFU.
Keep on dreaming that little fantasy of yours about fucking my mother(she hasn't been around in years)..me in a hovel,being a man, being fat or painting seashells.
The queen must be feeding you some good damn drugs you pathetic piece of shit.
Go drink some more tea fuckwad.
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#22
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:So you live in the tourist areas!, is your mother one of the many toothless whores I saw on nearly every street corner? Seriously I'm asking, I think she may have given me cockrot when I fucked her in a parking lot, still she only charged 5 dollars. Are you one of those fat baseball cap wearing cunts who I used to watch get in their cars and drive 10 yards across the street to get their newspapers?, so fucking fat the steering wheel was literally jammed into their fat fucking stomachs?

::lmao::


I see you're trying very hard to better yourself. Must have been very proud of yourself to have sex with someone.


[user=32]Ordinary Peephole[/user] wrote:
Quote:Ohhhhhh.......hear that?, winds getting up, could be that hurricane with your name on it chod! I suppose your brain is like the eye of a hurricane, calm, empty and silent.
And when we're done with it we usually send them over to you dumb-ass. But then again you know so much about America - including our weather - I must be mistaken?
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#23
Choad Wrote:You bore me with you lame fucking attempts at me OP..you are worse than STFU.
Keep on dreaming that little fantasy of yours about fucking my mother(she hasn't been around in years)..me in a hovel,being a man, being fat or painting seashells.
The queen must be feeding you some good damn drugs you pathetic piece of shit.
Go drink some more tea fuckwad.

Very low quality response.

Face it chod............


We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#24
The Antagonist Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:So you live in the tourist areas!, is your mother one of the many toothless whores I saw on nearly every street corner? Seriously I'm asking, I think she may have given me cockrot when I fucked her in a parking lot, still she only charged 5 dollars. Are you one of those fat baseball cap wearing cunts who I used to watch get in their cars and drive 10 yards across the street to get their newspapers?, so fucking fat the steering wheel was literally jammed into their fat fucking stomachs?

::lmao::


I see you're trying very hard to better yourself. Must have been very proud of yourself to have sex with someone.


[user=32]Ordinary Peephole[/user] wrote:
Quote:Ohhhhhh.......hear that?, winds getting up, could be that hurricane with your name on it chod! I suppose your brain is like the eye of a hurricane, calm, empty and silent.
And when we're done with it we usually send them over to you dumb-ass. But then again you know so much about America - including our weather - I must be mistaken?

So are you saying they don't get a lot of hurricanes in Florida?

Remember I've been on holiday there 3 times, watching the local news there were Hurricane updates all the fucking time, they are so paranoid about hurricanes they even give the tropical depressions names!

"And as you can see we are keeping a very close eye on tropical depression Marvin!".


We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#25
No you dolt. I did NOT say we don't have them.

Look, if you're ever to properly mock someone you really need to pay attention to the content you read and then remark upon!

You are getting weak in your mocking. I think you need a nap.
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#26
(06-14-2008, 12:32 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
Choad Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Choad Wrote:Keys is beautiful Im sure Figi is way better....I must say this damp hurricane wet tropical Hell beats the fuck out of dealing with snow and ice.

Yeah constant deadly hurricanes are much easier to deal with than a few inches of snow you prick.
::rollseyes::
Ive lived here 8 years and haven't been in a hurricane UK CUMSPOT.What the fuck do YOU know about where I live?NOTHING!So shut your fucking hole.

I've been to Florida three times, luckily we stuck to the tourist sites and managed to avoid the urban squalor you no doubt languish in you stupid cunt.

The next hurricane that comes along will hopefully suck you out of your hovel and dash your limp body against jagged rocks.

I'm reading old threads because I'm bored AF and found this delightful entry.  That last line is sheer poetry.   hah
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#27
I miss CN, he was funny as shit. Fucking psychopath freak, though.
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#28
You guys were a lot meaner back then. I just spent an hour reading 10 year old posts and although I laughed several times, I also cringed at the nasty back and forth.
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#29
I fell for lumpypussy.
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#30
Sounds painful.
Sally, the flaming asshole of MockForums
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#31
Hot Buttery Lumpy Love.
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#32
Down in lump lady land.
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#33
(06-14-2008, 02:41 PM)FLST Softtail Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Choad Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Choad Wrote:Keys is beautiful Im sure Figi is way better....I must say this damp hurricane wet tropical Hell beats the fuck out of dealing with snow and ice.

Yeah constant deadly hurricanes are much easier to deal with than a few inches of snow you prick.
::rollseyes::
Ive lived here 8 years and haven't been in a hurricane UK CUMSPOT.What the fuck do YOU know about where I live?NOTHING!So shut your fucking hole.

I've been to Florida three times, luckily we stuck to the tourist sites and managed to avoid the urban squalor you no doubt languish in you stupid cunt.

The nexthurricane that comes along will hopefully suck you out of your hovel and dash your limp body against jagged rocks.
Let me tell you something you waste of human skin.
Just so happens I LIVE in one of those "tourists areas"as you ignorant ass calls them.
And we spot you dumb fucks a mile away and laugh when the vendors are sticking their cock up your ass when you pay triple for a "I love FLORIDA" tee or buy your snot nose brat a fucking seashell cause your fat ass is to lazy to walk down the beach and find your own.
NOW whos the stupid cunt you douchebag.
Come on down and I will toss your fat pasty scumbag ass in the river for gator bait bitch.:Diablo:

hah

This is why I've always liked this place. Where else can you start fight about the stupid weather.
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