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(12-26-2011, 06:06 PM)Duchess Wrote: (12-26-2011, 02:59 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: and, BTW, quit trying to get me to 'chat' with you. Not interested.
I don't know how I missed this lil' gem...
...have you lost your mind. That's a rhetorical question, btw. I'm not into men who cry over a sappy movie, jesus, that would make me want to slap you and your hands are probably softer than mine..ewww. I like a manly man and you don't fit the bill, not by a long shot.
Geezus, you'll take what you can get, and you'll like it, whether it's a ditchdigger, architect, drive-thru teller or farmer.
And quit talking about my shedding a couple of tears at the end of 'It's a Wonderful Life'. You sound pathetic. YOU'RE the one in the minority on that one sister.
Now, if I was bawling watching 'Terms of Endearment', you'd have me.
Go find a wrench-monkey now.
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(12-26-2011, 07:01 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: whether it's a ditchdigger, architect, drive-thru teller or farmer.
It's very tempting to shut you up once & for all.
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(12-26-2011, 05:57 PM)Jurassic Wrote: I'll stay on the sidelines as usual  
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I like Duchess. Most of the time. 
Devil Money Stealing Aunt 
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(12-26-2011, 02:53 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: The only assholes around here are Dick and Cracker.
WTF?
Why do I always get lumped in with Dick? Because we don't want to hump you? Well, if that is the case, you are correct. I don't want to hump you.
That is a blanket statement, btw. I don't want to hump any of you.
(12-26-2011, 03:00 PM)Duchess Wrote: (12-26-2011, 02:57 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Are you referring to my dyslexia?
 No, I don't think I even knew you were dyslexic.
I knew he was special instantly. Instantly.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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(12-29-2011, 03:11 PM)Cracker Wrote: I don't want to hump any of you.
 You just told me you would.
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(12-29-2011, 03:15 PM)Duchess Wrote: (12-29-2011, 03:11 PM)Cracker Wrote: I don't want to hump any of you.
You just told me you would.
Shhhhhhhhhh or they will all want to chat wif me...
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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'K 
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(12-29-2011, 03:11 PM)Cracker Wrote: WTF?
Why do I always get lumped in with Dick?
Made from the same mold. Cut from the same cloth. Two peas in a pod.
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(12-29-2011, 03:28 PM)Cracker Wrote: (12-29-2011, 03:15 PM)Duchess Wrote: (12-29-2011, 03:11 PM)Cracker Wrote: I don't want to hump any of you.
You just told me you would.
Shhhhhhhhhh or they will all want to chat wif me...
I knew it!! Cracker is really Black!
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(12-29-2011, 04:38 PM)krystalshores Wrote: (12-29-2011, 03:28 PM)Cracker Wrote: (12-29-2011, 03:15 PM)Duchess Wrote: (12-29-2011, 03:11 PM)Cracker Wrote: I don't want to hump any of you.
You just told me you would.
Shhhhhhhhhh or they will all want to chat wif me...
I knew it!! Cracker is really Black!
Speaking of humping, I'd love to have a go at Sally, KrystalShores, and Aussie. Either individually, or at the same time. Whichever you ladies prefer.
Even though I'm saying this fairly seriously, I'm not trying to gross all of you out.
Happy New Year!
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Thank you MWS, happy new year to you too!!!
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(12-29-2011, 05:27 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: (12-29-2011, 04:38 PM)krystalshores Wrote: (12-29-2011, 03:28 PM)Cracker Wrote: (12-29-2011, 03:15 PM)Duchess Wrote: (12-29-2011, 03:11 PM)Cracker Wrote: I don't want to hump any of you.
You just told me you would.
Shhhhhhhhhh or they will all want to chat wif me...
I knew it!! Cracker is really Black!
Speaking of humping, I'd love to have a go at Sally, KrystalShores, and Aussie. Either individually, or at the same time. Whichever you ladies prefer.
Even though I'm saying this fairly seriously, I'm not trying to gross all of you out.
Happy New Year!
Unless you look a whole lot better than the human spider in your avatar, you've completely grossed me out.
Why don't you go for Cracker? She probably wears a strap-on better than anyone in history, you might enjoy it.
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(12-29-2011, 08:16 PM)Smegma Wrote: (12-29-2011, 05:27 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: (12-29-2011, 04:38 PM)krystalshores Wrote: (12-29-2011, 03:28 PM)Cracker Wrote: (12-29-2011, 03:15 PM)Duchess Wrote:
You just told me you would.
Shhhhhhhhhh or they will all want to chat wif me...
I knew it!! Cracker is really Black!
Speaking of humping, I'd love to have a go at Sally, KrystalShores, and Aussie. Either individually, or at the same time. Whichever you ladies prefer.
Even though I'm saying this fairly seriously, I'm not trying to gross all of you out.
Happy New Year!
Unless you look a whole lot better than the human spider in your avatar, you've completely grossed me out.
Why don't you go for Cracker? She probably wears a strap-on better than anyone in history, you might enjoy it.
Well, according to Dick, he's not sure Cracker's a gal, and Duchess has also inferred that she'd do Cracker, and Duchess is not a Lesbo, so I think I'll pass on Cracker (at least for now). I'm still waiting for the rejection letters from the above named women.
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Sally seems to be happily married, I don't know Krystalshores but her name is annoying and rather pretentious so I think you could do better and Aussie seems like a very needy person that would probably drain the life out of you.
Have you considered hiring a hooker?
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(12-29-2011, 08:27 PM)Smegma Wrote: Sally seems to be happily married, I don't know Krystalshores but her name is annoying and rather pretentious so I think you could do better and Aussie seems like a very needy person that would probably drain the life out of you.
Have you considered hiring a hooker?
Wonderful feedback. Thanks.
I'm also happily married, and have, at times, mentioned women of Mock that I'd like to have relations with (pretty much knowing 100% that it'll never happen).
I hope Aussie and KrystalShores can get in here and defend their honor.
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(12-29-2011, 03:48 PM)username Wrote: (12-29-2011, 03:11 PM)Cracker Wrote: WTF?
Why do I always get lumped in with Dick?
Made from the same mold. Cut from the same cloth. Two peas in a pod.
In that they both try to play people? Duchess is no different with her devil's advocate trying to stir up shit on Lady Cop's cell blocc or Lady Cop herself implying that she knows more than she is saying  with <----that. Atleast Cracker has a soft side to her, at times. Cracker is no Dick. Ima or otherwise.
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(12-29-2011, 08:36 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: (12-29-2011, 08:27 PM)Smegma Wrote: Sally seems to be happily married, I don't know Krystalshores but her name is annoying and rather pretentious so I think you could do better and Aussie seems like a very needy person that would probably drain the life out of you.
Have you considered hiring a hooker?
Wonderful feedback. Thanks.
I'm also happily married, and have, at times, mentioned women of Mock that I'd like to have relations with (pretty much knowing 100% that it'll never happen).
I hope Aussie and KrystalShores can get in here and defend their honor.
Aussie maybe. Krystalshores, unlikely. I mean really... "Krystalshores"? What is she, a Kardashian that has to spell everything with a fucking K?
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(12-29-2011, 08:39 PM)Adub Wrote: Duchess is no different with her devil's advocate trying to stir up shit on Lady Cop's cell blocc
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Smegma: I don't know Krystalshores but her name is annoying and rather pretentious
How could you say Anyones name is annoying! I wanted to block you because your name is rather disgusting but you were pretty funny. So, I have to Live with it
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