what makes you laugh?

[ramseycat]

You getting the weather warnings we are? How far are you from Plattsburgh? They're talking tornado possibility til 9 pm!!!

Yes. It poured around 5:30 so hard I could hardly see to drive. We had lightening and thunder too. Tornado warnings but we haven't gotten any yet. I am about 2 ¹⁄₂ hours south of Plattsburgh.

[Cracker]

No, are you insane?

Did you want to debate hypocrisy in Mock? (I'm guilty of it) Do you want to go 'round & 'round discussing what's appropriate in Mock? (I couldn't care any less than I already do) Do you think I care about any of that? Seriously?

Yes, a little. Who isn't? I just know I am so I don't try to hide it and spring it on someone later. It's good to have all the cards on the table, don't you think?

It isn't what's appropriate in Mock. It's that she tells/listens to jokes about black people when she has a black child. If I had a black child (won't happen) but if I did, I wouldn't listen to that shit, much less repeat it.

It's okay to tell people when something isn't cool with you instead of laughing like a retarded hyena to get along with people.

It just disgusted me. Especially after all the black love and accusations of racism she spits out.

[username]

It's that she tells/listens to jokes about black people when she has a black child. If I had a black child (won't happen) but if I did, I wouldn't listen to that shit, much less repeat it.

Your child is white, right? And you're visiting the "Redneck Riviera" soon?

*scratches head*

BTW, don't they have wi-fii there? Because I totally want you to check in while you're gone.

[Cracker]

It's that she tells/listens to jokes about black people when she has a black child. If I had a black child (won't happen) but if I did, I wouldn't listen to that shit, much less repeat it.

Your child is white, right? And you're visiting the "Redneck Riviera" soon?

*scratches head*

BTW, don't they have wi-fii there? Because I totally want you to check in while you're gone.

Yeah, we aren't rednecks. It doesn't hit home. Besides, jokes like that are about behaviors that are changeable. Facial features aren't. And rednecks know they are rednecks, they don't take that as an insult. Does her kid know she thinks he's a nigger and a gorilla? Am I the only one that sees the distinction?

The only electronics I'm using is nav. It's good to disconnect. The condo is next to a barefoot beach bar. If I get the urge to flame, I think I'll do it in person. If I get bitch slapped, I promise to take a picture.

[username]

It's that she tells/listens to jokes about black people when she has a black child. If I had a black child (won't happen) but if I did, I wouldn't listen to that shit, much less repeat it.

Your child is white, right? And you're visiting the "Redneck Riviera" soon?

*scratches head*

BTW, don't they have wi-fii there? Because I totally want you to check in while you're gone.

Does her kid know she thinks he's a nigger and a gorilla? Am I the only one that sees the distinction?

The only electronics I'm using is nav. It's good to disconnect. The condo is next to a barefoot beach bar. If I get the urge to flame, I think I'll do it in person. If I get bitch slapped, I promise to take a picture.

I didn't see where she thought that about her kid. Maybe I missed that. I thought it was just about a joke she was considering posting that happened to be about a race that her child shares.

Anywhoo, have a great time on your trip! Please do have someone film the cat fight in the bar!

My money is on you.

[Cracker]

What's long and hard on a black man?


The first grade.

[Jezreel]

I'm not offended by the gorilla joke, but I don't think a black person would tell that joke themselves, like a Jew will joke about their noses or the stereotype of being tight, but they would not tell any of the jokes about gas chambers etc.

[Ma Huang Sor]

Short summary of every Jewish Holiday:

"They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat."

[Ma Huang Sor]

A Jewish Texan buys a round of drinks for all in the bar and announces that his wife has just given birth to a baby boy weighing 20 pounds which even for a Texan is atypical. Congratulations shower him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" are heard. A woman faints due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of the Texas baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How is he doing? What does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Fifteen pounds."
The bartender is both puzzled and concerned. "Why? What happened? He already weighed 20 pounds at birth. How is it he lost so much weight?"
The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star, wipes his lips on his shirtsleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had the bris."

[Ma Huang Sor]

why are there 11 holes in the shower heads of the gas chambers?

jews only have 10 fingers

[Ma Huang Sor]

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza

the pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

that one's old, Im sorry.

[Ma Huang Sor]

How do you make a jewish woman scream twice?

First you fuck her, then you wipe your dick off on her curtains.

[Jezreel]

The ones about the chamer and oven not so funny, the others yes.

Jewish people are the most optimistic people in the world.
They have some cut off before they even know how big it will get.

[Ma Huang Sor]

What's the diff between a jewish mom and a rottweiler?

The rottie eventually lets go.

[krystalshores]

then you wipe your dick off on her curtains.

THAT would make me scream too.

[HairOfTheDog]

[Ma Huang Sor]

then you wipe your dick off on her curtains.

THAT would make me scream too.

<3

[Ma Huang Sor]

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