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Phone Etitquette
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Please do not breathe on the phone with your mouth open. It's gross.

Please do not eat while on the phone. I do not want to hear your food smacking around in your mouth.

Please please please do not pee while on the phone. That is the most offensvie of all.

It's 10am here and I have had all of these happen to me this morning. I don't like it.
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(05-21-2012, 10:01 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Please do not breathe on the phone with your mouth open. It's gross.

Please do not eat while on the phone. I do not want to hear your food smacking around in your mouth.

Please please please do not pee while on the phone. That is the most offensvie of all.

It's 10am here and I have had all of these happen to me this morning. I don't like it.

Please do not place your breasteses on the phone while talking, it makes it difficult to hear what you're saying.
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(05-21-2012, 10:18 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: Phone Etitquette
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Do not call & ask "who is this?". I will hangup on you.

Do not call & say, "hold, please". I will hangup on you.

Do not call & ask "what are you doing". I will say Jesus Christ.

Do not call in the mornings & expect to chat, just because I work from home doesn't mean I'm willing to stop what I'm doing & indulge in friendly chat.

If I love you I will always make time for you whenever you call.
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#6
do not call me at all, i hate the damn phone.

email me or leave a voice message.

if you're in jail, tough shit, don't call me to bond you out.


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(05-21-2012, 10:45 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: do not call me at all, i hate the damn phone.

email me or leave a voice message.

if you're in jail, tough shit, don't call me to bond you out.


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I wi not talk on the phone. Period. Even my voicemail message says so. I talk on the phone all day long to every GD idiot under the sun. Text me, its the only way I talk to anyone.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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#8
Send me a text first, if you are a friend or family and its important give me a ring, otherwise fuck off.
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#9
Do not call and ask to speak to me, If you don't fucking know you called me you're too stupid for me to talk to, I will tell you that you have the wrong number and hang up.

Don't call and let the phone ring once and then hang up, I will call your ass back and do the same thing to you for the next month.

Don't text me unless you're in my phone book, you will get a certian picture text back.

But I would talk to anyone from Mock who calls day or night, I think you might be surprised to find out that I'm the same IRL as I am here.
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Ok Dick, what's the pic?
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#11
I remember when caller id first came out and I was like oh we don't need that. Now I couldn't live without it. I was a major screener when we had an answering machine so I don't know why I was resistant to caller id.
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#12
I will caller id your ass all day long. Everyone knows I don't talk on the phone. I will deny your call then text you to ask what the fuck you want.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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#13
I hate texting. But I will do it if I love you.
I have to triple tap all the letters and spell everything out. I don't have a new phone or system to text, so it annoys me when I can't talk to someone on the phone. But then I just use text to set up an appointment with a person instead.

Another annoying phone habit, people talking to their pets or someone else when you are listening to them.
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