SOCIETY SAYS SHE'S FAT

[username]

She's well proportioned. If she were tiny on top she'd look like a pear but she's not. Pretty.

[Midwest Spy]

I usually prefer petite/short women, but I did have a Norwegian girlfriend who was 5'11".

She loved oral sex.

That is all. Carry on.

[HairOfTheDog]

I usually prefer petite/short women, but I did have a Norwegian girlfriend who was 5'11".

She loved oral sex.

That is all. Carry on.

Whew, good thing that was years ago, MS (assuming it was when you were in Norway); back before it was proven cancerous and all.

[Jimbone]

She's sexy as hell, imo.

Yeah... I'm just going to take a few minutes and imagine a few things. Be back shortly.

[Duchess]

Here's her story...this is where I got the size 16 reference from.

Story

[Midwest Spy]

I usually prefer petite/short women, but I did have a Norwegian girlfriend who was 5'11".

She loved oral sex.

That is all. Carry on.

Whew, good thing that was years ago, MS (assuming it was when you were in Norway); back before it was proven cancerous and all.

Yep. Years ago.

Unfortunately, I'm in the category of men (or women too I guess) that's performed oral on more than 8 women, so I expect mouth cancer to develop at any time.

BTW, the woman in the pic is clearly not fat. She's beautiful and any sane man would gladly try to get into her panties!

[Jezreel]

She is a gorgeous girl and I don't think she is fat by any means.

A 16 in UK size would be a size or two smaller in the US. Although I also think that UK sizes are shrinking drastically. 10 years ago she would have been a UK size 12, not 16 (which I still find hard to believe).

Just an example, here is a pic of a girl who competed in the Miss England beauty contest, she came 2^nd. This was in 2008 and she was considered to be a size 16.

[sally]

She looks more like a 16 than the other one. Those are some hefty thighs.

[Jimbone]

...so I expect mouth cancer to develop at any time.

I call BS on that whole study... most men and lesbian women would be walking around with tracheotomy's or electric voice boxes by now.

[Midwest Spy]

...so I expect mouth cancer to develop at any time.

I call BS on that whole study... most men and lesbian women would be walking around with tracheotomy's or electric voice boxes by now.

Hmmmm.... how could we perform our own little study, here at Mock?

Does eating too much pussy (and many different pussies) really cause mouth cancer?

Any volunteers?

[sally]

...so I expect mouth cancer to develop at any time.

I call BS on that whole study... most men and lesbian women would be walking around with tracheotomy's or electric voice boxes by now.

Hmmmm.... how could we perform our own little study, here at Mock?

Does eating too much pussy (and many different pussies) really cause mouth cancer?

The HPV Types 6 and 11 causes 90% of genital warts and in some cases a rare cancer of the mouth and throat. You're probally safe as long as your wife doesn't have HPV and your favorite passtime isn't performing cunnilingus on strange women.

[Jimbone]

The HPV Types 6 and 11 causes 90% of genital warts and in some cases a rare cancer of the mouth and throat. You're probally safe as long as your wife doesn't have HPV and your favorite passtime isn't performing cunnilingus on strange women.

I believe MS and I will disregard your reasoned response so we may continue our research here at Mock.

[Midwest Spy]

and your favorite passtime isn't performing cunnilingus on strange women.

Used to be one of my favorite pasttimes.

Sounds like ESAD should be worried.

What a story to tell your family. "Hey, I've been diagnosed with mouth cancer." But you don't smoke or use smokeless tobacco. How do you think you got it? "I was eating WAYYYY to much pussy."

I mean, what does your mom think when presented with that?

Is she appalled (or proud that her boy got so much strange)?

[Donovan]

You're probally safe as long as ... your favorite passtime isn't performing cunnilingus on strange women.

DAMMIT!

[pspence]

Not plump at all.

Simply some meat on her bones.

Nicely proportioned I'd add as well.

You remain my hero.

[pspence]

Speaking of being a beanpole, I was goofing off with my daughter the other night and I stumbled back, my ass hit the wall and I put a watermelon size hole in the damn thing.

How the hell do butt cheeks make a hole in a wall?? There is some padding back there for chrissake.

I had to buy a piece of drywall, cut out a big square and put the new piece in to fix it, FFS.

Off to apply some more joint compound.

I bet your daughter laughed and laughed. You have lots of fun with your kids...You are a good mom.

[pspence]

I usually prefer petite/short women, but I did have a Norwegian girlfriend who was 5'11".

She loved oral sex.

That is all. Carry on.

[SIXFOOTERsez]

Glad I didn't read that study, I am way past the alotment of 8

[SIXFOOTERsez]

and #45 could be next

[HairOfTheDog]

and #45 could be next

But, who's counting?