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Resistance is Futile
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#1
06-06-2012, 10:10 PM
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#2
06-06-2012, 10:13 PM
OBK, are you planning on cooking up some masturbating Christians? You should post the recipe. Smiley_emoticons_wink
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06-06-2012, 10:15 PM
Show me someone who says they haven't flipped the biscuit and I'll show you a liar...
“Two billion people will perish globally due to being vaccinated against Corona virus” - rothschild, August 2021
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#4
06-06-2012, 10:17 PM
ewwwwwwwwwwww

i'm moving this out of the kitchen! hah

















































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#5
06-06-2012, 10:45 PM
OBK, in your avatar, has Jesus got a headache?
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#6
06-06-2012, 10:46 PM
No, he just saw you masturbating again, he's rubbing bleach in his eyes.
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06-06-2012, 10:48 PM
I think he just accidentally created an eight foot high kangaroo.
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06-06-2012, 10:49 PM
(06-06-2012, 10:46 PM)crash Wrote: No, he just saw you masturbating again, he's rubbing bleach in his eyes.

Piss off Crash, not everyone jerks off like you do.


(06-06-2012, 10:48 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: I think he just accidentally created an eight foot high kangaroo.

I hope it isn't caffeine withdrawal.
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06-06-2012, 10:54 PM
(06-06-2012, 10:49 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Piss off Crash, not everyone jerks off like you do.

Well, actually, most people do. Just not many people are honest enough to say it...

Like you've never flicked the peanut, skippy. Get off your moral soapbox.
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06-06-2012, 10:59 PM
Sweetie, I am actually working on a heavy duty paper today. I come in here for comic relief. Not to engage in your pornographic depraved dialogue.
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#11
06-06-2012, 11:03 PM
Hahahahahahaha

LC said he is manly-sounding. You should be nice to him. He will make you coffee.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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06-06-2012, 11:08 PM
(06-06-2012, 10:59 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I am actually working on a heavy duty paper today.

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Use a crayon next time, and draw a flower. You might get better marks..
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#13
06-06-2012, 11:36 PM
(06-06-2012, 10:46 PM)crash Wrote: No, he just saw you masturbating again, he's rubbing bleach in his eyes.


hah
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06-06-2012, 11:43 PM
(06-06-2012, 11:03 PM)Cracker Wrote: LC said he is manly-sounding. You should be nice to him. He will make you coffee.

No Cracker, he is all weird with that coffee machine.
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#15
06-07-2012, 12:05 AM
Crash is legend you are repressed Ozzie fuckhead Smiley_emoticons_smile
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06-07-2012, 12:27 AM
(06-07-2012, 12:05 AM)ESAD Wrote: Crash is legend you are repressed Ozzie fuckhead Smiley_emoticons_smile

This, from a man with the least amount of brain cells in this forum.
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#17
06-07-2012, 07:52 AM
He's probably right about you rubbing one off though. Writing a paper instead of fucking your hand?
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#18
06-07-2012, 07:52 AM
Crash, can you still do ropes?
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06-07-2012, 08:02 AM
What the fuck are ropes?
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#20
06-07-2012, 11:38 AM
I like it when the aussies fight a civil war.

Especially over mastubation, now that is some real serious shit down under.

crash spent 3 weeks in America and couldn't get laid, Aussie spent 3 years on the end bar stool and couldn't get laid.

I think there is a connection of sorts between the 2 of them.
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