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IN YOUR REAL LIFE
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#21
08-03-2012, 10:41 PM
Why do you hope for that?
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#22
08-03-2012, 10:42 PM
In the event of a power outage a flashlight can be a handy tool.
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#23
08-03-2012, 10:44 PM
Excellent answer.
For a moment, and just a quick moment I was thinking you cared a little too much.
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#24
08-03-2012, 10:46 PM
I pretty sure I've never been accused of that.

Besides, it's uncouth to have your dildos laying around.

Why doesn't my spellcheck recognize dildos? (rhetorical)
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#25
08-03-2012, 10:49 PM
Dildos upright, on end, erect is soooo yesterday.
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#26
08-03-2012, 10:52 PM
If I had a lot of extra dildos I leave them around town. Suction cupped to a mailbox, nailed to a telephone poll etc. How long do you suppose it'd take Turko to come after me?

I guess it's better we're using the ones we have.
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#27
08-03-2012, 10:55 PM
Ah, Turko.

He's gotten all serious on us ever since he stopped dying his hair jet black.
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#28
08-03-2012, 10:57 PM
Is he still rocking that little ponytail?

Surely there's a drainage ditch running through some mexican guys property he can go complain about.

It ain't right.
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#29
08-03-2012, 10:58 PM
Lately it's been a pile of rocks and dirt some city employee dumped on the edge of school property.

So fascinating I've had difficulty switching over to the Olympics.
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#30
08-03-2012, 11:00 PM
Riveting stuff to be sure. Let me know what happens would you?
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#31
08-03-2012, 11:01 PM
PM, or should I start multiple threads right here?



Oh, and pay your cable bill.
I won't always be there to keep you updated.
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#32
08-03-2012, 11:03 PM
Multiple threads for sure. These fuckers don't read em like they should. PM just in case.

How did you know I need to pay my cable bill? Weird.
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#33
08-03-2012, 11:05 PM
There's a silent charity auction running in your honor at your local Wallmart.


((did I say too much?))
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#34
08-03-2012, 11:08 PM
And not let Cox fuck my asshole every month?

Can I use the money for epsome salt, cat food and a backpack?
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#35
08-04-2012, 09:16 AM
Yea there are some in here I would invite over, have a lil party in the pool, lil somthin from the kitchen and the still
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08-04-2012, 04:33 PM
(08-03-2012, 06:06 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: there are a number of people here i'd love to invite to a big beach clambake! Relaxed Drink

they would of course be subject to a pat-down. or strip-search. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

SC you are such a shameless SLUT! SlutSarcastic

ok I'll offer myself for the strip search
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#37
08-04-2012, 06:39 PM
User cracker duchess and flaglerchat.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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08-04-2012, 08:21 PM
(08-04-2012, 06:39 PM)ESAD Wrote: User cracker duchess and flaglerchat.

You might be disappointed if Flaglerchat came over.
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#39
08-04-2012, 08:49 PM
(08-03-2012, 05:14 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: Yes. I would invite many members. But we are so spread out it would be nearly a geographical impossibility.

Not necessarily...
Spay and neuter your dogs and cats. Ban gas chambers in your local shelters. User made the call. User made a difference! Love3
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08-04-2012, 08:57 PM
I would love to have a huge bash and invite everyone...you'd have to wear name tags with your avatar and we'll have to kidnap dick and drag cracker along
Spay and neuter your dogs and cats. Ban gas chambers in your local shelters. User made the call. User made a difference! Love3
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