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11-01-2012, 05:17 AM


It's the first of the month. I didn't realize that when I first woke up & said Jesus Christ instead.
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11-01-2012, 07:00 AM
I had to give my mother the kids christmas lists yesterday and since they haven't asked for anything, I had to make shit up and hope they like it. I can't believe its novemeber already. My oldests birthday is in 21 days!
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11-01-2012, 07:04 AM


Once one gets to a certain age & no longer believes in Santa then the fun gifts stop, then people start getting what they need. Screw that, I believe in Santa.
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11-01-2012, 07:18 AM
My kids don't believe anymore. Last year my youngest didn't want to go see santa, saying he was too old. Ill go see santa all day and tell that fat bastard exactly what he better be trucking down my chimney this year.
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11-01-2012, 07:20 AM
(11-01-2012, 07:18 AM)LuciferLynn Wrote: Ill go see santa all day and tell that fat bastard exactly what he better be trucking down my chimney this year.


hah Amen!
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11-01-2012, 07:36 AM
Thing 1 is going to be 16 in December. I can hardly believe it. I have taken him driving twice so far. At this point I don't feel he has earned the right to a driver's license so he won't be getting his permit in December.
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11-01-2012, 07:38 AM


Jeez Ramsey, at least let him get his learners permit. I'm not so old that I can't remember how jazzed I was when I got mine. This is a huge deal at that age. Just because he has it doesn't mean you have to hand the keys over.
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11-01-2012, 07:45 AM
(11-01-2012, 07:38 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Jeez Ramsey, at least let him get his learners permit. I'm not so old that I can't remember how jazzed I was when I got mine. This is a huge deal at that age. Just because he has it doesn't mean you have to hand the keys over.

Meh, we will see. His give me attitude better change in the next two months or the only thing he is getting is my foot up his ass.
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11-01-2012, 08:20 AM
My oldest can't wait to get his permit. I can't wait til I don't have to drive him all over gods country.
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11-01-2012, 08:21 AM
I can wait because I don't want anyone driving MY car. My NEW car. I would rather drive them then have them take my car and me being stuck at home worrying.
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11-01-2012, 10:14 AM
(11-01-2012, 07:04 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I believe in Santa.

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11-01-2012, 10:36 AM
Halloween should be changed so it's held on the last Friday or Saturday in October. My kids have candy hangovers.
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11-01-2012, 12:10 PM
(11-01-2012, 10:36 AM)username Wrote: Halloween should be changed so it's held on the last Friday or Saturday in October. My kids have candy hangovers.


My Granddaughter was bouncing off the walls last night. Her first time Trick or Treating. I kept telling her no more candy, but her stupid, retarded mother kept giving her more and she hadn't even ate dinner yet. I'm guessing candy was her dinner.
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11-01-2012, 10:55 PM
When I saw the title of this thread, I thought it was about a vibrator.

You ladies know what I'm talking about... don't pretend you don't.

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