(06-02-2012, 05:36 PM)Donovan Wrote: For somebody stating his disgust and disapproval for gay sex you sure do spend an awful lot of time talking about it. Describing it, imagining it...writing it down.

You were also awfully interested in what color pumps I would buy. Now here you are starting yet another "award show " parody.


You sure you don't secretly wanna be a bone smuggler? What's your take on show tunes?

(06-02-2012, 04:58 PM)IMaDick Wrote: For the second time in a Row Ma has taken top honors in the ass kisser contest.

The rest of you folks are going to have to up your game if you intend to be able to topple this champion.

Donoboy was a close second and could have won if he hadn't sucked on the asshole.

Donoboy you might want to try and suppress the urge to eat while you're kissing ass.

without further narrative Ma here are your awards.

I decided that maybe you weren't happy with your last date so I got you a new one this time around, I think you will have to admit she is special! You have her for the whole weekend I think she will teach you a trick or two that you will be able to use in your everyday life.




I am sorry though I didn't get you any party favors this week, but I did get you a new trophy.



Congrats on your second victory keep up the good work.

(06-02-2012, 06:19 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote:

(06-02-2012, 04:58 PM)IMaDick Wrote: For the second time in a Row Ma has taken top honors in the ass kisser contest.

The rest of you folks are going to have to up your game if you intend to be able to topple this champion.

Donoboy was a close second and could have won if he hadn't sucked on the asshole.

Donoboy you might want to try and suppress the urge to eat while you're kissing ass.

without further narrative Ma here are your awards.

I decided that maybe you weren't happy with your last date so I got you a new one this time around, I think you will have to admit she is special! You have her for the whole weekend I think she will teach you a trick or two that you will be able to use in your everyday life.




I am sorry though I didn't get you any party favors this week, but I did get you a new trophy.



Congrats on your second victory keep up the good work.

She let me trapeze on those nips. Should've seen them S T R E T C H.

Plus she swallowed.

(06-02-2012, 06:47 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: is this near you Dick?

(CNN) -- The largest wildfire in New Mexico's history continued to burn almost uncontrollably Saturday in the remote Gila Wilderness, belching enough smoke to prompt officials to caution that children, adults with heart disease and other sensitive groups should not go outdoors.

Since lightning ignited the Whitewater-Baldy Fire Complex wildfire on May 9, flames have devoured 227,000 acres -- more than 354 square miles -- in the southwest portion of the state. Even though 1,257 personnel have been fighting the conflagration, only 15% of it was contained Saturday, U.S. Forest Service officials said.

http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/02/us/new-mexico-historic-wildfire/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

(06-02-2012, 06:50 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(06-02-2012, 06:19 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote:

(06-02-2012, 04:58 PM)IMaDick Wrote: For the second time in a Row Ma has taken top honors in the ass kisser contest.

The rest of you folks are going to have to up your game if you intend to be able to topple this champion.

Donoboy was a close second and could have won if he hadn't sucked on the asshole.

Donoboy you might want to try and suppress the urge to eat while you're kissing ass.

without further narrative Ma here are your awards.

I decided that maybe you weren't happy with your last date so I got you a new one this time around, I think you will have to admit she is special! You have her for the whole weekend I think she will teach you a trick or two that you will be able to use in your everyday life.




I am sorry though I didn't get you any party favors this week, but I did get you a new trophy.



Congrats on your second victory keep up the good work.

She let me trapeze on those nips. Should've seen them S T R E T C H.

Plus she swallowed.

A man who makes the most of all opportunities.

If you continue to milk your boobie prizes so effectively, interest in the award might heighten though. Your competition could stiffen.

(06-02-2012, 06:47 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: is this near you Dick?

(CNN) -- The largest wildfire in New Mexico's history continued to burn almost uncontrollably Saturday in the remote Gila Wilderness, belching enough smoke to prompt officials to caution that children, adults with heart disease and other sensitive groups should not go outdoors.

Since lightning ignited the Whitewater-Baldy Fire Complex wildfire on May 9, flames have devoured 227,000 acres -- more than 354 square miles -- in the southwest portion of the state. Even though 1,257 personnel have been fighting the conflagration, only 15% of it was contained Saturday, U.S. Forest Service officials said.

http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/02/us/new-mexico-historic-wildfire/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

(06-02-2012, 05:56 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(06-02-2012, 05:36 PM)Donovan Wrote: For somebody stating his disgust and disapproval for gay sex you sure do spend an awful lot of time talking about it. Describing it, imagining it...writing it down.

You were also awfully interested in what color pumps I would buy. Now here you are starting yet another "award show " parody.


You sure you don't secretly wanna be a bone smuggler? What's your take on show tunes?

I don't think you fit in well in Mock, you're not good at it.

(06-02-2012, 08:39 PM)Donovan Wrote:

(06-02-2012, 05:56 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(06-02-2012, 05:36 PM)Donovan Wrote: For somebody stating his disgust and disapproval for gay sex you sure do spend an awful lot of time talking about it. Describing it, imagining it...writing it down.

You were also awfully interested in what color pumps I would buy. Now here you are starting yet another "award show " parody.


You sure you don't secretly wanna be a bone smuggler? What's your take on show tunes?

I don't think you fit in well in Mock, you're not good at it.

I was just thinking if I can't get some closeted feller who calls himself dick to like me I might have to leave the board.

Nah, fuck that dude.

(06-02-2012, 08:46 PM)Donovan Wrote: I just don't care.