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If Ramsey was a dog.. - Printable Version

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RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - SIXFOOTERsez - 05-26-2014

(05-26-2014, 03:26 AM)BlueTiki Wrote:
(05-26-2014, 02:02 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: . . . the fresh-baked hard-crust sour dough perfect.

There is nothing . . . NOTHING . . . in the world like San Francisco sourdough bread.

The waterfront there in San Francisco is one of my fav places. You can get a bottle of wine, a loaf of bread and a dungeness crab right there on the street and have a feast on the beach all within a five minute walk.
Wish I could come with you

RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - HairOfTheDog - 06-22-2014

"Peanut" has just been named the new "World's Ugliest Dog".

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I don't even think Peanut is all that ugly! He was burned early in life and his owner wants to use Peanut as a poster dog for what can happen to animals who are abused. She plans to use the $1,500 prize to pay for other animals' veterinary bills. That's cool.

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Short on back bone, one of the runners-up was ^ Quasi Modo; -- if Baldawgbites was a dog... 102

Here's a photo gallery of some of this year's other contestants.
http://www.pressdemocrat.com/article/20140620/articles/140629944

RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - Duchess - 06-22-2014

I'm so glad Peanut has a loving home now. I am completely unreasonable when it comes to animal abuse. I won't those who do it to die, just die.

RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - HairOfTheDog - 06-22-2014

(06-22-2014, 12:12 PM)Duchess Wrote: I'm so glad Peanut has a loving home now. I am completely unreasonable when it comes to animal abuse. I won't those who do it to die, just die.

Animal abusers are low-life assholes. I'm glad to see more of them getting prosecuted these days.

Did you check out the photo gallery of this years contestants? I think SweetPea Rambo is the ugliest.

And, how could anybody think that this dog is ugly?
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He's last year's winner, named Walle. He looks to be a mellow, straight-faced guy just trotting along doing his own thing. If Cutz was a dog...

RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - ramseycat - 06-22-2014

If Ramsey were a dog.....I'd be a biter.

However, I'm RamseyCAT! I purr.

RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - Duchess - 06-22-2014

(06-22-2014, 12:38 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Did you check out the photo gallery of this years contestants? I think SweetPea Rambo is the ugliest.

And, how could anybody think that this dog is ugly?

He's last year's winner, named Walle. He looks to be a mellow, straight-faced guy just trotting along doing his own thing. If Cutz was a dog...

No, I didn't check out the gallery and all I'm seeing right now is that I said won't when I meant to say want.

Walle is a doll. I find something likeable about almost every animal I've ever encountered except for a dalmatian and one horse.

RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - Duchess - 06-22-2014

I checked out the gallery. I see what you mean about Sweetpea Rambo. Wooooo. hah

It makes me happy to know that even animals who aren't pleasing to the eye have family that will love them anyway.

RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - HairOfTheDog - 06-22-2014

(06-22-2014, 12:57 PM)Duchess Wrote: I checked out the gallery. I see what you mean about Sweetpea Rambo. Wooooo.

It makes me happy to know that even animals who aren't pleasing to the eye have family that will love them anyway.

His owner does seem to love his little Sweetpea.

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It would be cruel to compare Sweetpea Rambo to a Mocker, so I won't (but, if I was cruel like that, I'd admit that Sweetpea reminds me of kevvome).

RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - Duchess - 06-22-2014

That's a very astute observation. Hehehe

RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - Baldawgbites - 06-22-2014

(06-22-2014, 12:07 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: "Peanut" has just been named the new "World's Ugliest Dog".

Short on back bone, one of the runners-up was ^ Quasi Modo; -- if Baldawgbites was a dog...

He may not be the best looking dog... but I'll bet he could bite off your genitals, and impregnate your bitch without too much of a struggle from you. 45846688jerry

RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - Cutz - 06-22-2014

(06-22-2014, 12:07 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
Short on back bone, one of the runners-up was ^ Quasi Modo; -- if Baldawgbites was a dog...

Almost Baldy, except the collar would be on the other end.

(06-22-2014, 12:38 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: And, how could anybody think that this dog is ugly?

He's last year's winner, named Walle. He looks to be a mellow, straight-faced guy just trotting along doing his own thing. If Cutz was a dog...

Damn straight. Wearin my rainbow necklace with S T I L E, not lettin the haters drag me down.

RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - HairOfTheDog - 06-22-2014

(06-22-2014, 07:30 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote: He may not be the best looking dog... but I'll bet he could bite off your genitals, and impregnate your bitch without too much of a struggle from you.

Dawg please, you so funny!

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But seriously though, I'll throw you a bone and take that bet.

You could never catch this bitch; I'd doggedly elude you and laugh at you chasing your own tail around.

And even if you could catch me, Quasi Modo has no teeth; all tongue. My genitals have survived such treatment plenty of times -- which makes your bark worse than your bite.

RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - HairOfTheDog - 06-22-2014

(06-22-2014, 10:30 PM)Cutz Wrote:
(06-22-2014, 12:38 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: And, how could anybody think that this dog is ugly?

He's last year's winner, named Walle. He looks to be a mellow, straight-faced guy just trotting along doing his own thing. If Cutz was a dog...
Damn straight. Wearin my rainbow necklace with S T I L E, not lettin the haters drag me down.

Yeah, I'll give you that.

Walle does seem to own the red carpet; workin' the pride stride like a boss.

And, he's obviously unashamed by how inappropriately his owner dressed for the occasion -- too straight-forwardly focused to sweat the small shit.

RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - Cutz - 06-22-2014

I spent the better part of two days building furniture in a 90 degree house with a broken AC - I will tell you appropriate decorum for clothing is overrated in some situations.

RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - Baldawgbites - 06-23-2014

(06-22-2014, 10:44 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(06-22-2014, 07:30 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote: He may not be the best looking dog... but I'll bet he could bite off your genitals, and impregnate your bitch without too much of a struggle from you.

Dawg please, you so funny!

But seriously though, I'll throw you a bone and take that bet.

You could never catch this bitch; I'd doggedly elude you and laugh at you chasing your own tail around.

And even if you could catch me, Quasi Modo has no teeth; all tongue. My genitals have survived such treatment plenty of times -- which makes your bark worse than your bite.

He'd give you a good tongue lashing!!!! hah

RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - HairOfTheDog - 06-23-2014

(06-23-2014, 12:34 AM)Baldawgbites Wrote: He'd give you a good tongue lashing!!!!

I ain't scared -- I can take a licking.

I'm sure he'd deliver that tongue-lashing doggy-style and if he managed to catch me (doubtful) I'd be ready!.

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Could be a heavenly experience for him on the way down -- hell, he just might find Jesus.

Blowing-kisses

RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - crash - 06-23-2014

(06-23-2014, 08:41 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: hell, he just might find Jesus.

You mean like this..

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Oh, you had a link to it, but it didn't work for me. That pesky, interfering Jesus!

RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - HairOfTheDog - 06-23-2014

I can see mine, but I can't see yours, crash.

You can see yours, but you can't see mine.

Hey, at least we don't have self-image problems.

RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - crash - 06-23-2014

Yours just shows up as a . for me. I had to re-link mine. Should work now. Jesus wept on a dog's ass...literally!

RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - HairOfTheDog - 06-23-2014

(06-23-2014, 09:22 AM)crash Wrote: Jesus wept on a dog's ass...literally!

Well, they say he's everywhere and that he's got the whole world in his hands.