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RE: Who owns this shithole? - Cracker - 02-27-2011
(02-27-2011, 02:19 AM)Cracker Wrote: Donkeh
(Newbie )
Registration Date: 02-22-2011
Date of Birth: 08-23-1985 (25 years old)
Local Time: 02-27-2011 at 01:18 AM
Status: Online (Viewing No Permissions Page @ 01:17 AM)
What is the "No Permissions" page? Cracker is illiterate to some degree.
Does that mean he is still a newbie and can't post anywhere else?
(Yes, I am mildly ashamed for quoting myself.)
RE: Who owns this shithole? - Fibonacci Prima - 02-27-2011
(02-27-2011, 02:19 AM)Cracker Wrote: Donkeh
(Newbie )
Registration Date: 02-22-2011
Date of Birth: 08-23-1985 (25 years old)
Local Time: 02-27-2011 at 01:18 AM
Status: Online (Viewing No Permissions Page @ 01:17 AM)
What is the "No Permissions" page? Cracker is illiterate to some degree.
I think that birth date might be wrong. Little newb was clearly born yesterday.
RE: Who owns this shithole? - Cracker - 02-27-2011
(02-27-2011, 02:18 AM)IMaDick Wrote: it's my job to test the newbs,
This is especially true.
hahahahahaha
RE: Who owns this shithole? - Cracker - 02-27-2011
(02-27-2011, 02:22 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: I think that birth date might be wrong. Little newb was clearly born yesterday.
GAWD I'm an old biotch... I graduated high school the year he was born. You would think I would be more mature by now.
NO, Donkeh is not my babeh.
RE: Who owns this shithole? - BlueTiki - 02-27-2011
(02-27-2011, 02:22 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: I think that birth date might be wrong. Little newb was clearly born yesterday.
Quick! Sew his mother's legs together!
I'll get the sisal.
RE: Who owns this shithole? - Cracker - 02-27-2011
Donkeh,
You can call me "Mama" if you want.
hahahahahaha
Unless you are of color. I can't have that...
RE: Who owns this shithole? - IMaDick - 02-27-2011
(02-27-2011, 02:29 AM)Cracker Wrote: Donkeh,
You can call me "Mama" if you want.
hahahahahaha
Unless you are of color. I can't have that...
Ok what the hell?
RE: Who owns this shithole? - Cracker - 02-27-2011
hahahahahahaha
I'm sober, too. That's the fucked up part. All natural kind of fucked in the head. hahahahaha
RE: Who owns this shithole? - IMaDick - 02-27-2011
(02-27-2011, 02:26 AM)Cracker Wrote:(02-27-2011, 02:22 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: I think that birth date might be wrong. Little newb was clearly born yesterday.
GAWD I'm an old biotch... I graduated high school the year he was born. You would think I would be more mature by now.
NO, Donkeh is not my babeh.
shit, I graduated a few years prior to this stupid motherfucker being born, just think if I had met and fucked his mom I could have been his dad and he could have had a chance at life.
RE: Who owns this shithole? - IMaDick - 02-27-2011
(02-27-2011, 02:36 AM)Cracker Wrote: hahahahahahaha
I'm sober, too. That's the fucked up part. All natural kind of fucked in the head. hahahahaha
I'm not exactly sober at the moment, but it doesn't matter.
even with my impairment this fucker doesn't stand a chance in hell of getting in here.
Hey newb , post a pic of your mom and I will tell if I wuld fuck her or not.
RE: Who owns this shithole? - Cracker - 02-27-2011
(02-27-2011, 02:38 AM)IMaDick Wrote:(02-27-2011, 02:26 AM)Cracker Wrote:(02-27-2011, 02:22 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: I think that birth date might be wrong. Little newb was clearly born yesterday.
GAWD I'm an old biotch... I graduated high school the year he was born. You would think I would be more mature by now.
NO, Donkeh is not my babeh.
shit, I graduated a few years prior to this stupid motherfucker being born, just think if I had met and fucked his mom I could have been his dad and he could have had a chance at life.
Can Donkeh call you "Daddeh?" That might help him feel more secure. We could nurture him.
RE: Who owns this shithole? - Donkeh - 02-27-2011
(02-27-2011, 02:18 AM)IMaDick Wrote:(02-27-2011, 01:56 AM)Donkeh Wrote:(02-26-2011, 10:31 PM)IMaDick Wrote: let me show you how warnings work.
LC was plain as day. She said I'm never leaving the n00b forum, nor am I ever leaving this thread. Since she gave me said warning, I haven't posted outside this thread.
Yet, I receive a warning from Nazi mod Dick...for what exactly?
Failure to heed LC's clear and plain post. (+2 points)
for post: RE: Who owns this shithole? Yesterday, 09:34 PM Today, 05:34 AM IMaDick
That's not being very nice, Dick. You're at about 50% now. Don't push your luck.
Nice? what the fuck are you talking about?
I nicely warned you, you give me a fucking warning you dumbass, do you want to see what 100% brings you shithead?
leave while you have the option, take control of the situation, I don't give a fuck, one way or the other you're done here.
I'm not a Mod I'm a Mock elder, it's my job to test the newbs, I'm the fucking welcome wagon.
Why am I done here? LOL for what? What have I done wrong? How did I misunderstand the "warning"? Your panties are seriously in a bunch right now...it's really amusing!
I'm allowed to stay ITT, so that's where I'll remain. I requested another thread, permission denied. So, I'll just chill here.
I'm at 75% with you now, Dick. I suggest you fuck off out of my thread and get a good night sleep before you decide to post here again. Otherwise...I'll have to get mean.
Think about it. Sleep on it. If you fuck with me anymore, all roads lead to your fail.
RE: Who owns this shithole? - IMaDick - 02-27-2011
(02-27-2011, 02:42 AM)Donkeh Wrote:(02-27-2011, 02:18 AM)IMaDick Wrote:(02-27-2011, 01:56 AM)Donkeh Wrote:(02-26-2011, 10:31 PM)IMaDick Wrote: let me show you how warnings work.
LC was plain as day. She said I'm never leaving the n00b forum, nor am I ever leaving this thread. Since she gave me said warning, I haven't posted outside this thread.
Yet, I receive a warning from Nazi mod Dick...for what exactly?
Failure to heed LC's clear and plain post. (+2 points)
for post: RE: Who owns this shithole? Yesterday, 09:34 PM Today, 05:34 AM IMaDick
That's not being very nice, Dick. You're at about 50% now. Don't push your luck.
Nice? what the fuck are you talking about?
I nicely warned you, you give me a fucking warning you dumbass, do you want to see what 100% brings you shithead?
leave while you have the option, take control of the situation, I don't give a fuck, one way or the other you're done here.
I'm not a Mod I'm a Mock elder, it's my job to test the newbs, I'm the fucking welcome wagon.
Why am I done here? LOL for what? What have I done wrong? How did I misunderstand the "warning"? Your panties are seriously in a bunch right now...it's really amusing!
I'm allowed to stay ITT, so that's where I'll remain. I requested another thread, permission denied. So, I'll just chill here.
I'm at 75% with you now, Dick. I suggest you fuck off out of my thread and get a good night sleep before you decide to post here again. Otherwise...I'll have to get mean.
Think about it. Sleep on it. If you fuck with me anymore, all roads lead to your fail.
really,
tell me plain and simple have you always been this stupid?you can't win this, you can't even come out even with this shit, why do you think I should worry about your mild threat?
make it plain shithead or shut the fuck up.
RE: Who owns this shithole? - Donkeh - 02-27-2011
(02-27-2011, 02:29 AM)Cracker Wrote: Donkeh,
You can call me "Mama" if you want.
hahahahahaha
Unless you are of color. I can't have that...
Aww thanks Mama!!
I'm a little hungry, Mama. Can you pull out your boob?
RE: Who owns this shithole? - Cracker - 02-27-2011
Son,
Please stop with the "fail." We all think it's gay. Thanks, honey.
RE: Who owns this shithole? - BlueTiki - 02-27-2011
What?
Another "uncle" sleeping in mommy's bed?
Sneak out and meet up with your other pasty faced queens.
They have better comic books and more Slim Jims.
RE: Who owns this shithole? - Cracker - 02-27-2011
(02-27-2011, 02:45 AM)Donkeh Wrote:(02-27-2011, 02:29 AM)Cracker Wrote: Donkeh,
You can call me "Mama" if you want.
hahahahahaha
Unless you are of color. I can't have that...
Aww thanks Mama!!
I'm a little hungry, Mama. Can you pull out your boob?
If I can reach that far....
Can you just lay on the floor? Then I don't have to stand up and you can sleep there with your blanket...
RE: Who owns this shithole? - Donkeh - 02-27-2011
(02-27-2011, 02:45 AM)IMaDick Wrote: really,
you can't win this, you can't even come out even with this shit, why do you think I should worry about your mild threat?
make it plain shithead or or shut the fuck up?
I can and will win. I'll even have you coming back to me and apologizing.
But for real...let's not have it come to that. All you have to do is just fuck off out of this thread forever and we'll call it even.
K? Truce?
RE: Who owns this shithole? - BlueTiki - 02-27-2011
(02-27-2011, 02:49 AM)Donkeh Wrote: I can and will win. I'll even have you coming back to me and apologizing.
Call.
RE: Who owns this shithole? - IMaDick - 02-27-2011
(02-27-2011, 02:46 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: What?
Another "uncle" sleeping in mommy's bed?
Sneak out and meet up with your other pasty faced queens.
They have better comic books and more Slim Jims.
now that's funny I don't care who you are.