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RE: Cant think of a title - ZEROSPHERES - 08-02-2012
Maybe he nicknamed his thingy 'Zarathustra'
RE: Cant think of a title - Ilyanna - 08-02-2012
@Gear - Oh I dunno. Maybe she's just silently been waiting for you to finally post something that appeals to her intellect so she can engage in an animated... no. she won't. She hates you.
RE: Cant think of a title - Ilyanna - 08-02-2012
(08-02-2012, 09:01 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: Maybe he nicknamed his thingy 'Zarathustra'
Between you and me - I wouldn't put it past him
Hey, I could imagine stranger names... wait. Thingy?? 
RE: Cant think of a title - Riotgear - 08-02-2012
(08-02-2012, 09:03 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: @Gear - Oh I dunno. Maybe she's just silently been waiting for you to finally post something that appeals to her intellect so she can engage in an animated... no. she won't. She hates you.
That must be what it is.
RE: Cant think of a title - Riotgear - 08-02-2012
(08-02-2012, 08:59 PM)sally Wrote:(08-02-2012, 08:56 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I guess this means Sally won't be contributing to my up and coming Nietzsche Expose' thread.
Darn.
What does your brother busting a nut and wiping it on your pillow have to do with Nietzsche?
Nothing. Didn't you already know that? I guess you better get googlin'.
RE: Cant think of a title - Ilyanna - 08-02-2012
Quote:Nietzsche Expose' threaddo it.
RE: Cant think of a title - Riotgear - 08-02-2012
Ah fuck. Now I gotta work?
RE: Cant think of a title - Ilyanna - 08-02-2012
It ain't work, doofus. It's..yeah, it's work. Maybe I'll do it. Of course, I will have it all wrong, use a wacky translation and only cite the passages I want. But you may yell at me when I do, so maybe that'll work out fine.
RE: Cant think of a title - Riotgear - 08-02-2012
Ok. I'll help since you put it that way. Hopefully Donovan will show up to give us shit.
And hopefully Sally will suck my dick. Wouldn't want her mucking up the thread after all.
RE: Cant think of a title - Ilyanna - 08-02-2012
Nice.
Err, about the thread, I mean. But I need a few hrs of shuteye first. Its half past three in the morning over here lol!
RE: Cant think of a title - Riotgear - 08-02-2012
Sleep in your heels.
I mean goodnight.
RE: Cant think of a title - Ilyanna - 08-02-2012
*snicker*
G'night
RE: Cant think of a title - Clang McFly - 08-02-2012
(08-02-2012, 08:46 PM)Ilyanna Wrote:(08-02-2012, 08:40 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Both of my brothers would steal my hooker. The fucks.
Yeah, and charge your credit card, too. It's the brotherly thing to do, or so I've heard.
(08-02-2012, 08:41 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:Clang, babe, point all you want. It's not like it's gonna be able to get close enough to burn me...(08-02-2012, 08:38 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: hey, don't point those torches MY way. MY brother would never steal my hooker.
How about I point one of those "torches" your way.
I need COMPENSATION.
:(
(btw by "torches" I meant my penis, figured I give you one last chance at being a replacement hooker)
RE: Cant think of a title - Clang McFly - 08-02-2012
(08-02-2012, 08:32 PM)Riotgear Wrote: ^ Giving or receiving?
Giving
RE: Cant think of a title - Riotgear - 08-03-2012
(08-02-2012, 11:20 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-02-2012, 08:32 PM)Riotgear Wrote: ^ Giving or receiving?
Giving
Sad.
RE: Cant think of a title - OnBendedKnee - 08-03-2012
And not a little bit pathetic.
RE: Cant think of a title - Riotgear - 08-03-2012
Clang take no advice from that 'man'. Tell him we disapprove.
RE: Cant think of a title - Clang McFly - 08-03-2012
(08-03-2012, 12:17 AM)Riotgear Wrote: Clang take no advice from that 'man'. Tell him we disapprove.
Of what? eating pussy or not recieving a blowjob/handjob?
RE: Cant think of a title - Riotgear - 08-03-2012
Do you not understand that eating a girl out and then getting dumped would shine what some would consider to be a negative light on a man's masculinity? I sure hope he killed her immediately. I'm not sure theres any other way out of that particular bind.
Thanks for sharing the story though. It's certainly a new low water mark to be watched out for.
RE: Cant think of a title - Donovan - 08-03-2012
Much as I love noshing on a muffin Gear's right. There's a certain quid pro quo that was violated by that girl's refusal to give over once she'd had her fun. Messes with the very sanctity of the time-honored "trade sex for goodies" arrangement by which sally and countless other women made their fortune, and countless ugly men got laid.