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RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Maggot - 03-21-2011
I think Obama would look good on "Dancing with the Stars"
RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - username - 03-21-2011
(03-21-2011, 07:55 PM)Cracker Wrote: Fulcrum is the pivot point. A teeter-totter is a lever and fulcrum. I don't suppose you need the classes of levers, but the fulcrum doesn't have to be in the middle.
Make an amusement park.
Now I know why the instructions included "amusement park" as things that have been done in the past (that and zoo). I was trying to be different.
Maybe the airport could have a children's play area, lol.
RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Fibonacci Prima - 03-23-2011
Do you ever look down and think "you're disgusting. you have no value, and you make me hate you. you're not good at anything, you aren't good WITH anything, and generally speaking...you're pretty empty."
...and then eat the doughnut anyway?
RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Cracker - 03-23-2011
This is a signature I saw on a neighboring county's message board:
![[Image: nfusilence.jpg]](http://i410.photobucket.com/albums/pp190/FindStuff2/Quotes%20and%20Sayings/Me/nfusilence.jpg)
Next she'll wonder why her kids can't read.
RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - username - 03-27-2011
My potentially-a-pedophile Uncle is coming to visit us for 3 days starting tomorrow.
RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Cynical Ninja - 03-27-2011
Potentially a paedophile?!
WTF?
RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Lady Cop - 03-27-2011
(03-27-2011, 02:47 PM)username Wrote: My potentially-a-pedophile Uncle is coming to visit us for 3 days starting tomorrow.
i would respectfully submit that this is a topic for the private area since it clearly is a worry for you.
you know what the first questions/comments would be.
RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - username - 03-27-2011
(03-27-2011, 04:13 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:(03-27-2011, 02:47 PM)username Wrote: My potentially-a-pedophile Uncle is coming to visit us for 3 days starting tomorrow.
i would respectfully submit that this is a topic for the private area since it clearly is a worry for you.
you know what the first questions/comments would be.
Thanks LC. I may post the whole story in the private area. Long story but there's no real evidence that he's a pedophile but he made a COMPLETELY inappropriate comment to my nephew last year (caused a big family blow-up). Absent hard evidence to the contrary, we're somewhat giving him the benefit of the doubt that he's just a fucking idiot and socially inept. But even if that's the case, it's obvious why I'm not looking forward to having him around for 3 days.
RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - sally - 03-27-2011
(03-27-2011, 02:47 PM)username Wrote: My potentially-a-pedophile Uncle is coming to visit us for 3 days starting tomorrow.
Meh, everyone has a pedophile uncle.
RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Maggot - 03-27-2011
Say what you will about pedophiles but at least they drive past schools and playgrounds slow.
RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - username - 03-27-2011
(03-27-2011, 06:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: Say what you will about pedophiles but at least they drive past schools and playgrounds slow.
RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Cracker - 03-27-2011
(03-27-2011, 04:30 PM)username Wrote:(03-27-2011, 04:13 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:(03-27-2011, 02:47 PM)username Wrote: My potentially-a-pedophile Uncle is coming to visit us for 3 days starting tomorrow.
i would respectfully submit that this is a topic for the private area since it clearly is a worry for you.
you know what the first questions/comments would be.
Thanks LC. I may post the whole story in the private area. Long story but there's no real evidence that he's a pedophile but he made a COMPLETELY inappropriate comment to my nephew last year (caused a big family blow-up). Absent hard evidence to the contrary, we're somewhat giving him the benefit of the doubt that he's just a fucking idiot and socially inept. But even if that's the case, it's obvious why I'm not looking forward to having him around for 3 days.
That suuuuuucks. Hide a baby monitor in your son's room.
I hate having company I don't want. Is he at least staying in a hotel?
RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - username - 03-27-2011
(03-27-2011, 08:38 PM)Cracker Wrote: That suuuuuucks. Hide a baby monitor in your son's room.
I hate having company I don't want. Is he at least staying in a hotel?
I wish.
He's visiting in conjunction with a conference and told us in advance that he wanted to visit but then, last week, put out an "itinerary" (to about 50 people, why???) which showed him staying at our house for 3 freaking nights.My kids totally know what happened with my nephew. I'm pretty sure if he even looks at them cross-eyed, I'll hear about it.
Guess where he's from...
Ohio.
RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Cracker - 03-27-2011
(03-27-2011, 09:02 PM)username Wrote: I wish.
My kids totally know what happened with my nephew. I'm pretty sure if he even looks at them cross-eyed, I'll hear about it.
Guess where he's from...
Ohio.
He sounds effen rude for assuming he was staying with you without actually asking (unless you extended the actual invitation). He has now chosen sides for you with the family situation. He sent the itinerary to let everyone know you are on his side. Total douchebag move.
Good time to burn dinner again. hahaha
Ohio, that's the "icing on the frosting" (expression I picked up from a redneck drunk in a bar).
It'll be OK. Make your husband entertain him. That's what husbands are for. Tell him right now he is going fishing one evening, showing him around his work another evening, and playing cards with him the last night. You go ahead and make plans for you and the kids for the middle night so it isn't three days of misery. (Or just suck it up and hope he gets sick and has to stay home...)
Sorry, chica. You can vent to us when you feel like stabbing him in the eye with a fork.
RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - QueenBee - 03-27-2011
Just watched a movie with one of the 25 best lines.."You're gonna need a bigger boat"
RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - username - 03-27-2011
(03-27-2011, 09:46 PM)Cracker Wrote:(03-27-2011, 09:02 PM)username Wrote: I wish.
My kids totally know what happened with my nephew. I'm pretty sure if he even looks at them cross-eyed, I'll hear about it.
Guess where he's from...
Ohio.
He sounds effen rude for assuming he was staying with you without actually asking (unless you extended the actual invitation). He has now chosen sides for you with the family situation. He sent the itinerary to let everyone know you are on his side. Total douchebag move.
Good time to burn dinner again. hahaha
Ohio, that's the "icing on the frosting" (expression I picked up from a redneck drunk in a bar).
It'll be OK. Make your husband entertain him. That's what husbands are for. Tell him right now he is going fishing one evening, showing him around his work another evening, and playing cards with him the last night. You go ahead and make plans for you and the kids for the middle night so it isn't three days of misery. (Or just suck it up and hope he gets sick and has to stay home...)
Sorry, chica. You can vent to us when you feel like stabbing him in the eye with a fork.
RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - username - 03-27-2011
Freaking time out thing again. Yes, I basically told my husband he's on.
RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Cracker - 03-27-2011
I loved Mitch Hedberg. I never got to see him before he died...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2491LucLa1g
RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Duchess - 03-28-2011
I'm on a fuckin' tear today...and jacked the hell up on caffeine too. Rawr.
RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Cynical Ninja - 03-28-2011
Mitch Hedburg was a genius......
"I used to do drugs, I still do, but I used to, too".