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RE: HI - DMP - 12-05-2012
(12-05-2012, 09:48 AM)ESAD Wrote:(12-05-2012, 08:44 AM)DMP Wrote:(12-01-2012, 06:14 AM)ESAD Wrote: Thank you of all people mega jugs for defending me.
I fucking spit my coffee out reading this - I fucking hate you ESAD.
Can we get mock married?
RE: HI - Duchess - 12-05-2012
A Mock wedding. Yay! I do marriages, divorces & exorcisms.
RE: HI - Eat Shit And Die - 12-05-2012
(12-05-2012, 10:03 AM)DMP Wrote:(12-05-2012, 09:48 AM)ESAD Wrote:(12-05-2012, 08:44 AM)DMP Wrote:(12-01-2012, 06:14 AM)ESAD Wrote: Thank you of all people mega jugs for defending me.
I fucking spit my coffee out reading this - I fucking hate you ESAD.
Can we get mock married?
We can but unless you are mentally ill I doubt your sincerity.
RE: HI - DMP - 12-05-2012
(12-05-2012, 10:12 AM)ESAD Wrote:(12-05-2012, 10:03 AM)DMP Wrote:(12-05-2012, 09:48 AM)ESAD Wrote:(12-05-2012, 08:44 AM)DMP Wrote:(12-01-2012, 06:14 AM)ESAD Wrote: Thank you of all people mega jugs for defending me.
I fucking spit my coffee out reading this - I fucking hate you ESAD.
Can we get mock married?
We can but unless you are mentally ill I doubt your sincerity.
Aaaaahhhh, I thought it was obvious that I am mentally ill. Listen - I am not asking for a huge committment here. This is what I would like: rough/slightly abusive sex chats, you to worship me and make it known that I am your betrothed. See......I don't want a lot. It could really work baby, I promise. Eeeewwwww, I sound like a pimp trying to convinve a first-time hooker.
RE: HI - DMP - 12-05-2012
(12-05-2012, 10:06 AM)Duchess Wrote:
A Mock wedding. Yay! I do marriages, divorces & exorcisms.
I think I am in line for the exorcism for sure, the marriage and then subsequent divorce will have to follow.
RE: HI - Eat Shit And Die - 12-05-2012
(12-05-2012, 10:16 AM)DMP Wrote:(12-05-2012, 10:12 AM)ESAD Wrote:(12-05-2012, 10:03 AM)DMP Wrote:(12-05-2012, 09:48 AM)ESAD Wrote:(12-05-2012, 08:44 AM)DMP Wrote: I fucking spit my coffee out reading this - I fucking hate you ESAD.
Can we get mock married?
We can but unless you are mentally ill I doubt your sincerity.
Aaaaahhhh, I thought it was obvious that I am mentally ill. Listen - I am not asking for a huge committment here. This is what I would like: rough/slightly abusive sex chats, you to worship me and make it known that I am your betrothed. See......I don't want a lot. It could really work baby, I promise. Eeeewwwww, I sound like a pimp trying to convinve a first-time hooker.
I think we could be onto something here.
ITS A CHRISTMAS MOCK WEDDING!
RE: HI - DMP - 12-05-2012
(12-05-2012, 10:21 AM)ESAD Wrote:(12-05-2012, 10:16 AM)DMP Wrote:(12-05-2012, 10:12 AM)ESAD Wrote:(12-05-2012, 10:03 AM)DMP Wrote:(12-05-2012, 09:48 AM)ESAD Wrote:
Can we get mock married?
We can but unless you are mentally ill I doubt your sincerity.
Aaaaahhhh, I thought it was obvious that I am mentally ill. Listen - I am not asking for a huge committment here. This is what I would like: rough/slightly abusive sex chats, you to worship me and make it known that I am your betrothed. See......I don't want a lot. It could really work baby, I promise. Eeeewwwww, I sound like a pimp trying to convinve a first-time hooker.
I think we could be onto something here.
ITS A CHRISTMAS MOCK WEDDING!
OMG - I am so effing thrilled. Duchess - I think we need to proceed with said exorcism first, LOL. I am going to wear all things whore-red, cool?
RE: HI - Eat Shit And Die - 12-05-2012
Yeah... exorcise her first Duchess, I'm possessed enough for the both of us.
RE: HI - Duchess - 12-05-2012
(12-05-2012, 10:24 AM)DMP Wrote: Duchess - I think we need to proceed with said exorcism first
I'm on it!
*ahem* Strip naked in the light of a full moon & repeat after me -
...I have forsaken the troll lifestyle yet will retain my shit stirrin' ways. My heart is pure & beats to mock the snot out of anyone who looks at me cross eyed. I refuse to suffer individuals who possess no wit nor humor & I will never resort to the very lame mock of YOU HAVE A TYPO, BITCHFLAKE.
*poof*
RE: HI - DMP - 12-05-2012
(12-05-2012, 10:39 AM)Duchess Wrote:(12-05-2012, 10:24 AM)DMP Wrote: Duchess - I think we need to proceed with said exorcism first
I'm on it!
*ahem* Strip naked in the light of a full moon & repeat after me -
...I have forsaken the troll lifestyle yet will retain my shit stirrin' ways. My heart is pure & beats to mock the snot out of anyone who looks at me cross eyed. I refuse to suffer individuals who possess no wit nor humor & I will never resort to the very lame mock of YOU HAVE A TYPO, BITCHFLAKE.
*poof*
Ok - minus the full moon, done. My office mate is wondering why I am naked but, he's not complaining so, fuck it. Hallelujah - I am saved, cleaned of all impurities (ya right) and even prior to my exorcism would NEVER have mocked someone over a fucking typo. Thank you ever so much Duchess for giving me this fresh new start on this most holiest of HUMP days.
RE: HI - Eat Shit And Die - 12-05-2012
(12-05-2012, 10:39 AM)Duchess Wrote:(12-05-2012, 10:24 AM)DMP Wrote: Duchess - I think we need to proceed with said exorcism first
I'm on it!
*ahem* Strip naked in the light of a full moon & repeat after me -
...I have forsaken the troll lifestyle yet will retain my shit stirrin' ways. My heart is pure & beats to mock the snot out of anyone who looks at me cross eyed. I refuse to suffer individuals who possess no wit nor humor & I will never resort to the very lame mock of YOU HAVE A TYPO, BITCHFLAKE.
*poof*
I woulda fallen at the first hurdle.
RE: HI - Duchess - 12-05-2012
(12-05-2012, 10:56 AM)ESAD Wrote: I woulda fallen at the first hurdle.
No, you wouldn't have...you didn't.
RE: HI - Eat Shit And Die - 12-05-2012
I have not been exorcised and I still troll here.
Just not to the point that it threatens my membership, I also try to go nowhere near the line, however if you tried to get me to forsake my troll ways I would leave.
RE: HI - Duchess - 12-05-2012
(12-05-2012, 11:13 AM)ESAD Wrote: I have not been exorcised and I still troll here.
Just not to the point that it threatens my membership, I also try to go nowhere near the line, however if you tried to get me to forsake my troll ways I would leave.
What the hell is wrong with you. Jesus Christ. I don't give a fig what you do outside of Mock and if you're going to continue taking everything out of my mouth literally I'll find someone else to fuck off with.
RE: HI - Eat Shit And Die - 12-05-2012
Well it's a bit hard with you because if I don't take what your saying seriously you can get all arsey and if I do then you do, so we should just not bother talking with each other, good day.
RE: HI - MollyDKittie - 05-22-2013
Wow, this forum is amazing. It's like reading all the colors of the rainbow at once while smelling the taste of Tchaikovsky. Truly Amazing. Do you guys have an inpatient rehab?
RE: HI - username - 05-22-2013
(05-22-2013, 02:43 PM)MollyDKittie Wrote: Wow, this forum is amazing. It's like reading all the colors of the rainbow at once while smelling the taste of Tchaikovsky. Truly Amazing. Do you guys have an inpatient rehab?
Go make an intro thread, potato.
RE: HI - Eat Shit And Die - 05-22-2013
wants to hijack my intro thread the little terrorist.
RE: HI - Duchess - 05-22-2013
(05-22-2013, 02:43 PM)MollyDKittie Wrote: Wow, this forum is amazing.
Yes, Mock IS amazing. The bestest of the best. The cream of the crop. The cherry on your cake of a day. Some would even say elite. HaHaFuckinHa.
