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RE: Christmas party's - FAHQTOO - 12-14-2013
(12-14-2013, 05:53 PM)crash Wrote: Rams, at our age, it's the walk of victory..
Hahaha
RE: Christmas party's - Cynical Ninja - 12-16-2013
Been to a couple, the work one was good in that I have little or no memory of it except a vague vision of singing “I was made for loving you” by Kiss on the karaoke when I was shitfaced on Jack Daniels.
RE: Christmas party's - aussiefriend - 12-16-2013
^I wonder how you hit those high notes? Especially the 'can't get enough' bit in the lead break.
RE: Christmas party's - Cynical Ninja - 12-17-2013
(12-16-2013, 04:29 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: ^I wonder how you hit those high notes? Especially the 'can't get enough' bit in the lead break.
I have a fairly deep normal talking voice, I didn't have a squeaky voice period when I was a teenager, when I was 14 I went from Mickey Mouse to Darth Vader in about 24 hours. My singing voice though is falsetto similar to Matt Bellamy of Muse or Tom Chaplin of Keane.
When I was in a pretty terrible garage band I usurped the lead singer because I could reach all the high notes in our version of Silver Machine by Hawkwind.
RE: Christmas party's - crash - 12-17-2013
I wish I hadn't went to the one I went to last night, today. Single malt is a cruel mistress..
RE: Christmas party's - ramseycat - 12-17-2013
Is there anything CN that you are not great at? (Eye roll)
RE: Christmas party's - sally - 12-17-2013
(12-17-2013, 10:12 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Is there anything CN that you are not great at? (Eye roll)
Wiping his ass and hurdle jumps.
RE: Christmas party's - Clang McFly - 12-17-2013
(12-17-2013, 10:18 PM)sally Wrote:No I bet he's even "great" at that. I bet he did it while skateboarding. He called it the Skating Midget Dump and Jump.(12-17-2013, 10:12 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Is there anything CN that you are not great at? (Eye roll)
Wiping his ass and hurdle jumps.
RE: Christmas party's - ramseycat - 12-17-2013
(12-17-2013, 10:56 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(12-17-2013, 10:18 PM)sally Wrote:No I bet he's even "great" at that. I bet he did it while skateboarding. He called it the Skating Midget Dump and Jump.(12-17-2013, 10:12 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Is there anything CN that you are not great at? (Eye roll)
Wiping his ass and hurdle jumps.
RE: Christmas party's - Cynical Ninja - 12-18-2013
(12-17-2013, 10:12 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Is there anything CN that you are not great at? (Eye roll)
Being a domestic soup chicken with missing internal organs and a mind as creative as a bare magnolia coloured wall.
I bow before your magnificence in those regards catflap.
RE: Christmas party's - Cynical Ninja - 12-18-2013
(12-17-2013, 10:18 PM)sally Wrote: Wiping his ass
Why bother when I can employ the Clang technique, after taking a dump I yell “mom I'm finished!”
RE: Christmas party's - Cynical Ninja - 12-18-2013
(12-17-2013, 10:56 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: No I bet he's even "great" at that. I bet he did it while skateboarding. He called it the Skating Midget Dump and Jump.
You gave up too soon Clang after the unfortunate incident visible in this visual archive footage.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sxKHxhaN3wE&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DsxKHxhaN3wE
RE: Christmas party's - Clang McFly - 12-18-2013
That's not me. I never learned to ride a bike. Why would I even attempt a piece of wood on wheels?
RE: Christmas party's - Cynical Ninja - 12-18-2013
(12-18-2013, 05:18 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I never learned to ride a bike.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(Sharp intake of breath!)
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Even Pee Wee Herman can ride a bike.
You truly are a pointless human being, apart from stuff your face and mow the lawn is there anything you can do?
RE: Christmas party's - aussiefriend - 12-18-2013
I honestly don't understand that Clang didn't learn to ride a bike. I don't get it, why not? I thought it was a kind of childhood right of passage. It is not something I even thought of, because I just saw it as part of life.
Maybe he lived at Macu Picchu and bike riding was just not possible.
RE: Christmas party's - Cynical Ninja - 12-18-2013
I can imagine clang sitting indoors eating milk duds and jolly rancher wanking and crying while the other kids are riding their bikes past his house throwing dog shit at his bedroom window shouting “fat lazy virgin!”
And 30 years later they probably still are!
Sad but true.
RE: Christmas party's - Clang McFly - 12-18-2013
(12-18-2013, 05:49 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I honestly don't understand that Clang didn't learn to ride a bike. I don't get it, why not? I thought it was a kind of childhood right of passage. It is not something I even thought of, because I just saw it as part of life.daddy worked a lot and I learned to swim instead.
Maybe he lived at Macu Picchu and bike riding was just not possible.
RE: Christmas party's - ramseycat - 12-18-2013
(12-18-2013, 04:06 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:(12-17-2013, 10:12 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Is there anything CN that you are not great at? (Eye roll)
Being a domestic soup chicken with missing internal organs and a mind as creative as a bare magnolia coloured wall.
I bow before your magnificence in those regards catflap.
You should bow before me.
Missing internal organs isn't an insult dumb ass. It's not like I had any control over that. Sort of like you can't help being ugly. Or short. I'll stop making fun of you for that.
RE: Christmas party's - ramseycat - 12-18-2013
(12-18-2013, 04:08 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:(12-17-2013, 10:18 PM)sally Wrote: Wiping his ass
Why bother when I can employ the Clang technique, after taking a dump I yell “mom I'm finished!”
RE: Christmas party's - Clang McFly - 12-18-2013
(12-18-2013, 04:08 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:I'm surprised you're able to take a dump with that stick up your ass.(12-17-2013, 10:18 PM)sally Wrote: Wiping his ass
Why bother when I can employ the Clang technique, after taking a dump I yell “mom I'm finished!”