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IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - Printable Version

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RE: IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - HairOfTheDog - 04-29-2014

hah

If he really creeps you out, don't play it!

I wish I was that kinda busy right now, too.

RE: IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - aussiefriend - 04-29-2014

yeh HoTD! You should have posted Captain Stubing, then you would have had F2s undivided attention.

Now this clip she will play! She wont be able to help herself hah

RE: IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - HairOfTheDog - 04-29-2014

Well, I don't know if you snagged FAHQTOO with the lure of Captain Stubing, but you reeled me in, aussie.

And, there wasn't even any Captain Stubing on the clip -- just audio of that crappy theme song. You're a post tease!

FAHQTOO's probably smarter than I and wouldn't have taken the Stubing bait anyway.

BUT, when you're the good kinda busy like she is right now, there is one captain who is damned near irresistible to those with good taste...

[Image: Captain-Crunch-300x300.jpg]

I love the Crunchy Cap'n.

RE: IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - aussiefriend - 04-29-2014

Had to find a clip without an advertisement before it, you know, F2's short attention span and all.

RE: IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - thekid65 - 04-29-2014

(04-29-2014, 06:44 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Well, I don't know if you snagged FAHQTOO with the lure of Captain Stubing, but you reeled me in, aussie.

And, there wasn't even any Captain Stubing on the clip -- just audio of that crappy theme song. You're a post tease!

FAHQTOO's probably smarter than I and wouldn't have taken the Stubing bait anyway.

BUT, when you're the good kinda busy like she is right now, there is one captain who is damned near irresistible to those with good taste...

[Image: Captain-Crunch-300x300.jpg]

I love the Crunchy Cap'n.

Here ya go, HoTD.. Captain Stubing, Mike Brady, and Major Hoolihan all in one clip (cuz I'm nice like that)



RE: IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - ramseycat - 04-29-2014

Cap N Crunch is the shit. I hate how it tears up the roof of my mouth though.

RE: IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - HairOfTheDog - 04-29-2014

If you were extra nice, you'd have gifted me a clip that included Charo, Kid.

Still, it was a star-studded gesture on your part and I appreciate seeing all of those A-listers in the same boat. Thank you.

In return, here's your captain............

[Image: Kanagroo.jpg]

Okay, he is a bit scary looking and you really can't ever trust a man with straight blonde bangs and busy black eyebrows, but he's less creepy as Captain K than he was as that horny Clarabelle the Clown...

You're welcome, Kid.

RE: IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - Maggot - 04-29-2014

I use crushed capt crunch for fried chicken sometimes

RE: IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - FAHQTOO - 04-29-2014

(04-29-2014, 06:44 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Well, I don't know if you snagged FAHQTOO with the lure of Captain Stubing, but you reeled me in, aussie.

And, there wasn't even any Captain Stubing on the clip -- just audio of that crappy theme song. You're a post tease!

FAHQTOO's probably smarter than I and wouldn't have taken the Stubing bait anyway.

BUT, when you're the good kinda busy like she is right now, there is one captain who is damned near irresistible to those with good taste...

[Image: Captain-Crunch-300x300.jpg]

I love the Crunchy Cap'n.


I prefer the Cap'n to have some Big Berries.

[Image: capn-crunch.jpg?w=500&h=702]

RE: IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - HairOfTheDog - 04-29-2014

I've yet to taste the Crunchy Captain's berries.

They do look big.

Do they get soggy when you coat them in milk, or do they stay nice and firm?

RE: IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - FAHQTOO - 04-29-2014

(04-29-2014, 09:37 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I've yet to taste the Crunchy Captain's berries.

They do look big.

Do they get soggy when you coat them in milk, or do they stay nice and firm?


They get soggy within 5 to 10 minutes. Closer to 5 than ten on the average.

RE: IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - HairOfTheDog - 04-30-2014

(04-29-2014, 10:33 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(04-29-2014, 09:37 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I've yet to taste the Crunchy Captain's berries.

They do look big.

Do they get soggy when you coat them in milk, or do they stay nice and firm?


They get soggy within 5 to 10 minutes. Closer to 5 than ten on the average.

Ah, that bowl probably wouldn't last 5 minutes anyway.

I don't eat sugary stuff much -- it's a treat.

I think I'll stick to the original Cap'n when I get to indulge.

RE: IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - aussiefriend - 04-30-2014

I wonder how many minutes Captain Stubing takes to go soft.

RE: IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - FAHQTOO - 04-30-2014

(04-30-2014, 03:39 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I wonder how many minutes Captain Stubing takes to go soft.


Your unhealthy obsession with Captain Stubing is disturbing. But then again, so are you, so it makes sense.

RE: IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - HairOfTheDog - 04-30-2014

Stubing, schmubing.

Even in his prime, he was kinda low on the coolest captains totem pole.

Though, to be fair, I guess Stubing would rank above Kangaroo and Hook, and maybe tie with Captain Darryl Dragon.

But, Crunch (with berries or barren) and Ahab definitely kick Stubing ass.

And, back in the day, this ship captain was out of this world:
[Image: Captain-Kirk.jpg]