And the number 1 reason to NOT fall asleep in public is..

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RE: And the number 1 reason to NOT fall asleep in public is.. - FAHQTOO - 07-08-2014

(07-08-2014, 05:29 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(07-08-2014, 05:06 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(07-08-2014, 02:28 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: This guy's probably already a loser so he just feels like the bullying continues.

He was probably married and his wife found naked pictures of a strange woman on his phone.

That would be a bummer.

YA THINK!!!

Someday we will see you on the jumbotron sleeping with your mouth hanging open because you're a CHEATER and she'll kick you to the curb.

RE: And the number 1 reason to NOT fall asleep in public is.. - Midwest Spy - 07-08-2014

(07-08-2014, 05:31 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(07-08-2014, 05:29 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(07-08-2014, 05:06 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(07-08-2014, 02:28 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: This guy's probably already a loser so he just feels like the bullying continues.

He was probably married and his wife found naked pictures of a strange woman on his phone.

That would be a bummer.

YA THINK!!!

Someday we will see you on the jumbotron sleeping with your mouth hanging open because you're a CHEATER and she'll kick you to the curb.

Ouch!

I need CN back here as I'm tired of being FQ's chew toy.

I'm not a cheater, either, unless everyone has a variation on the definition of 'cheater'.

Was Clinton a cheater for getting some noggin in the WH?

RE: And the number 1 reason to NOT fall asleep in public is.. - FAHQTOO - 07-08-2014

(07-08-2014, 05:37 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(07-08-2014, 05:31 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(07-08-2014, 05:29 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(07-08-2014, 05:06 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(07-08-2014, 02:28 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: This guy's probably already a loser so he just feels like the bullying continues.

He was probably married and his wife found naked pictures of a strange woman on his phone.

That would be a bummer.

YA THINK!!!

Someday we will see you on the jumbotron sleeping with your mouth hanging open because you're a CHEATER and she'll kick you to the curb.

Ouch!

I need CN back here as I'm tired of being FQ's chew toy.

I'm not a cheater, either, unless everyone has a variation on the definition of 'cheater'.

Was Clinton a cheater for getting some noggin in the WH?

There's only one definition of a cheater that matters. I already told you where to find it MR "I'll ask for forgiveness". You're the one that brought religion into the mix. You better go read your bible, it's in there.

RE: And the number 1 reason to NOT fall asleep in public is.. - Midwest Spy - 07-08-2014

^ actually, I didn't bring religion into it.

If you go back and find that original conversation, someone else did, and I responded.

So there.

RE: And the number 1 reason to NOT fall asleep in public is.. - FAHQTOO - 07-08-2014

(07-08-2014, 05:48 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: ^ actually, I didn't bring religion into it.

If you go back and find that original conversation, someone else did, and I responded.

So there.

Doesn't matter...we all know what your beliefs are, because you told us.

RE: And the number 1 reason to NOT fall asleep in public is.. - FAHQTOO - 07-08-2014

I got all night... hah

RE: And the number 1 reason to NOT fall asleep in public is.. - Midwest Spy - 07-08-2014

(07-08-2014, 05:51 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I got all night...

I'm just waiting for Aussie to take her swing.

She's ornery... and nuts.

But, she's got a cute accent so I'm able to deal with her most of the time.

RE: And the number 1 reason to NOT fall asleep in public is.. - Duchess - 07-08-2014

(07-08-2014, 05:37 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Was Clinton a cheater for getting some noggin in the WH?

No. He did not have sex with that woman.

RE: And the number 1 reason to NOT fall asleep in public is.. - ramseycat - 07-08-2014

(07-08-2014, 06:00 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(07-08-2014, 05:37 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Was Clinton a cheater for getting some noggin in the WH?

No. He did not have sex with that woman.

Yes he did. He's a cheater.

RE: And the number 1 reason to NOT fall asleep in public is.. - Duchess - 07-08-2014

You hush yur mouf 'bout that darling man.

RE: And the number 1 reason to NOT fall asleep in public is.. - sally - 07-08-2014

What about Pee Wee Herman, they turned him into a pedophile because he got caught at an adult movie theater. Bullshit.

RE: And the number 1 reason to NOT fall asleep in public is.. - Duchess - 07-08-2014

Excellent point. Gawd that was such a scandal back in the day, I don't think people would bat an eye these days.

RE: And the number 1 reason to NOT fall asleep in public is.. - HairOfTheDog - 07-08-2014

(07-08-2014, 06:53 PM)sally Wrote: What about Pee Wee Herman, they turned him into a pedophile because he got caught at an adult movie theater. Bullshit.

I think if Paul Reubens had been just another actor/comedian and didn't have a children's show, he might have had some short term embarrassing press, like the couple of actors busted in Hollywood in the company of prostitutes, and that would have been the end of it.

But, the Playhouse gig spurred the gossip media to turn him into a pedo. Stupid.

(I liked him in "Blow" when he tried to make a comeback, but haven't seen him since.)

RE: And the number 1 reason to NOT fall asleep in public is.. - aussiefriend - 07-08-2014

(07-08-2014, 05:58 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(07-08-2014, 05:51 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I got all night...

I'm just waiting for Aussie to take her swing.

She's ornery... and nuts.

But, she's got a cute accent so I'm able to deal with her most of the time.

Oh God MWS not after the night I have just had. Night shift again, tonight, wailing, screaming, seclusion, kicking, restraint, yelling, abusive language......and that was just me!

RE: And the number 1 reason to NOT fall asleep in public is.. - FAHQTOO - 07-08-2014

(07-08-2014, 10:26 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(07-08-2014, 05:58 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(07-08-2014, 05:51 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I got all night...

I'm just waiting for Aussie to take her swing.

She's ornery... and nuts.

But, she's got a cute accent so I'm able to deal with her most of the time.

Oh God MWS not after the night I have just had. Night shift again, tonight, wailing, screaming, seclusion, kicking, restraint, yelling, abusive language......and that was just me!

Now that was a good one and caught me off guard, cray lady.

RE: And the number 1 reason to NOT fall asleep in public is.. - Cutz - 07-09-2014

I think the most incredible part of this story is that the 90 year old woman seated behind this gentleman clearly has an Iphone and Duchess is running around with a blackberry. How'd this guy fall asleep? There's screaming children in front of him and the dude next to you has chicken fingers! You're a disgrace to chubby guys everywhere!

RE: And the number 1 reason to NOT fall asleep in public is.. - HairOfTheDog - 07-13-2014

(07-09-2014, 01:51 AM)Cutz Wrote: You're a disgrace to chubby guys everywhere!

More insensitive remarks and labeling, Cutz -- is that really necessary?

Seriously, I bet if the litigious snoozer established a donation page on Facebook or GoFundMe, he could rake in some bucks.

"I have mild (sudden self-diagnosed) narcolepsy, coupled with an acute case of tender sensibilities. It's about time somebody put an end to the type of public fun-poking and blatant discrimination that I've endured; I am THAT somebody. --All contributions appreciated -- DONATE HERE.

God bless you,
Ballgame Napper Dude."

RE: And the number 1 reason to NOT fall asleep in public is.. - Cutz - 07-13-2014

(07-13-2014, 02:31 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(07-09-2014, 01:51 AM)Cutz Wrote: You're a disgrace to chubby guys everywhere!
More insensitive remarks and labeling, Cutz -- is that really necessary?

"I have mild (sudden self-diagnosed) narcolepsy"

Firstly, this is one of the men he's suing.
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If anyone is insensitive to chubsters, it's this sleepy dude.

Secondhandedly, I myself fall asleep 5-10 times during the week myself. I sympathize.

RE: And the number 1 reason to NOT fall asleep in public is.. - HairOfTheDog - 07-13-2014

I was only kidding you. Blowing-kisses

I don't think the guy deserves a compensatory dime or any ongoing sympathy.

But, he could apparently really use a savvy PR adviser if he wants the attention to continue and to come out on the winning end of it.

RE: And the number 1 reason to NOT fall asleep in public is.. - QueenBee - 07-14-2014

(07-13-2014, 02:31 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Seriously, I bet if the litigious snoozer established a donation page on Facebook or GoFundMe, he could rake in some bucks.

Damn, if the Potato Salad guy can rake in donations, this guy could too.