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RE: Whats wrong with "straight pride" - Maggot - 04-24-2015
(04-24-2015, 04:37 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Sometimes it's like the Twilight Zone in here.
What makes you say that?
RE: Whats wrong with "straight pride" - sally - 04-24-2015
I once read that Rod Serling had an insatiable appetite for pussy.
RE: Whats wrong with "straight pride" - HairOfTheDog - 04-24-2015
If she'd led me on like that, I might nag her even more than like once a year to "meet up", sal.
Probably not though. When you've been told that your pussy smells and tastes delicious enough times, you kinda become immune to that sweet talk.
I'm cling-free.
RE: Whats wrong with "straight pride" - Duchess - 04-24-2015
(04-24-2015, 04:47 PM)Maggot Wrote: What makes you say that?
I just saw your av. It's perfect.
RE: Whats wrong with "straight pride" - HairOfTheDog - 04-24-2015
(04-24-2015, 04:34 PM)Maggot Wrote: Can I smell your Pussy?
Hell no pervert!!
Oh.......It must be your feet then.
![[Image: 2292400_o.gif]](http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs2/2292400_o.gif)
RE: Whats wrong with "straight pride" - Cutz - 04-25-2015
I used to hang out with a gay crowd. I once made the mistake of referencing an anti-lesbian joke where I unfortunately said the punchline louder than the rest of the joke. Kerfuffle caused.
RE: Whats wrong with "straight pride" - HairOfTheDog - 04-25-2015
(04-25-2015, 05:44 AM)Cutz Wrote: I used to hang out with a gay crowd. I once made the mistake of referencing an anti-lesbian joke where I unfortunately said the punchline louder than the rest of the joke. Kerfuffle caused.
"SHE KICK STARTS HER VIBRATOR AND ROLLS HER OWN TAMPONS!!
"^ is that the punchline that ignited the ballyhoo, Cutz?
RE: Whats wrong with "straight pride" - Maggot - 04-25-2015
That's just nuts! Butt I like it.
RE: Whats wrong with "straight pride" - Duchess - 04-25-2015
Maggot's avatar cracks me up. It's just so friggin' appropriate.
RE: Whats wrong with "straight pride" - Maggot - 04-25-2015
There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the maggot zone.
RE: Whats wrong with "straight pride" - Duchess - 04-25-2015
The Twilight Zone theme song is playing in my mind now.
RE: Whats wrong with "straight pride" - Maggot - 04-25-2015
Hooray! Its playtime! Goody Goody.
RE: Whats wrong with "straight pride" - Cutz - 04-26-2015
(04-25-2015, 07:30 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:I wish.(04-25-2015, 05:44 AM)Cutz Wrote: I used to hang out with a gay crowd. I once made the mistake of referencing an anti-lesbian joke where I unfortunately said the punchline louder than the rest of the joke. Kerfuffle caused.
"SHE KICK STARTS HER VIBRATOR AND ROLLS HER OWN TAMPONS!!
^ is that the punchline that ignited the ballyhoo, Cutz?
The punchline is, "One to actually screw in the lightbulb, and one wee little lesbian to suck my fukin cock."
RE: Whats wrong with "straight pride" - HairOfTheDog - 04-26-2015
(04-26-2015, 01:42 AM)Cutz Wrote: The punchline is, "One to actually screw in the lightbulb, and one wee little lesbian to suck my fukin cock."
Yeah, I could see how screaming that out at a drunken pow-wow could raise a few cockles.
This alternate punchline to the same joke would probably go over better, but only if you whisper it:
"Four. One to change it, two to organize the potluck and one to write a folk song about the empowering experience."
RE: Whats wrong with "straight pride" - Cutz - 04-26-2015
And 2 more to organize the adoption papers.
RE: Whats wrong with "straight pride" - Cynical Ninja - 04-27-2015
"whatever gay or black or ethnic minorities have we have to have too!"
Shut the fuck up pale face.
RE: Whats wrong with "straight pride" - HairOfTheDog - 04-27-2015
(04-26-2015, 02:52 PM)Cutz Wrote: And 2 more to organize the adoption papers.
More like "2 more to peruse the sperm donor database".
I'm seeing a lot of expectant lesbian couples these days. Last week I read about a lesbian couple who got married while they were both expecting.
![[Image: lesbian.jpg]](https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/lesbian.jpg)
I think more gay male couples are hiring surrogates these days too (just based on what I observe, I don't know it to be a fact).
So, what are you doing to display your "straight pride", Cutz? Aside from getting married to a woman, I mean.
RE: Whats wrong with "straight pride" - Blindgreed1 - 04-27-2015
Anybody else notice anything odd about the tattoos on those gals?
RE: Whats wrong with "straight pride" - blueberryhill - 04-27-2015
(04-27-2015, 06:09 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: Anybody else notice anything odd about the tattoos on those gals?umm.....do you mean the "bracelet" tattoo on arms; at first, I thought it was same girl in both pictures, but then again, my eyesight sucks....
Oh my gosh, it is same couple, right?
RE: Whats wrong with "straight pride" - Blindgreed1 - 04-28-2015
I don't believe it is the same couple. And yes, three of them have the same arm band, maybe all four of them, can't tell because the one has sleeves covering her arm. Look closer... Both of the prego gals have tattoos in exactly the same places. Rib cage and upper left shoulder.