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RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - aussiefriend - 03-10-2016

(03-09-2016, 10:32 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(03-09-2016, 10:29 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(03-09-2016, 10:27 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(03-09-2016, 07:36 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(03-07-2016, 08:02 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: The more you talk about your horse-cock the more intrigued Ramsey and Aussie become.

WHAT??????????????? YOU ARE ONE FUCKED UP DEBAUCHED FUCKER, YOU FUCKING PERVERT.

You'd prefer Clang with a thumb-cock?

in a heartbeat you dirty fuck.

I have a feeling you'd be very fun to be around right now.

Are you having something to drink or are you stone sober?

I was as drunk as a skunk when I posted that, I would say I had passed out when you posted this question.

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - Clang McFly - 03-10-2016

(03-10-2016, 05:33 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(03-09-2016, 10:32 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(03-09-2016, 10:29 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(03-09-2016, 10:27 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(03-09-2016, 07:36 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: WHAT??????????????? YOU ARE ONE FUCKED UP DEBAUCHED FUCKER, YOU FUCKING PERVERT.

You'd prefer Clang with a thumb-cock?

in a heartbeat you dirty fuck.

I have a feeling you'd be very fun to be around right now.

Are you having something to drink or are you stone sober?

I was as drunk as a skunk when I posted that, I would say I had passed out when you posted this question.

When lowered your inhibitions are, revealed your true feelings are.109

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - HairOfTheDog - 03-10-2016

(03-10-2016, 12:50 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-09-2016, 10:04 PM)Maggot Wrote: Clang needs a gong. So every time he walks in a room a midget can whack it.
Is the midget from Game of Thrones available?

Unfortunately, that talented little guy is all booked up.

However, there is an over-the-hill Oompa Loompa who's looking for side work as a gong-banger.

[Image: Oompa-Loompas-Willy-Wonka-006.jpg?w=700&...bd8c367f25]

Though he's known to indulge in psychadelics from time to time, he doesn't mind sharing and the chicks love him -- wouldn't be the worst guy to have underfoot.

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - Maggot - 03-10-2016

I could use that guy for picking up dropped ice cubes and I can understand the attraction, sometimes I wish I had a midget or a dwarf instead of kids. If not for anything but the conversation and the occasional pat on the ass.

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - Clang McFly - 03-10-2016

(03-10-2016, 12:15 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(03-10-2016, 12:50 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-09-2016, 10:04 PM)Maggot Wrote: Clang needs a gong. So every time he walks in a room a midget can whack it.
Is the midget from Game of Thrones available?

Unfortunately, that talented little guy is all booked up.

However, there is an over-the-hill Oompa Loompa who's looking for side work as a gong-banger.

[Image: Oompa-Loompas-Willy-Wonka-006.jpg?w=700&...bd8c367f25]

Though he's known to indulge in psychadelics from time to time, he doesn't mind sharing and the chicks love him -- wouldn't be the worst guy to have underfoot.

Looks too much like a mini Trump. Pass.

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - aussiefriend - 03-11-2016

(03-10-2016, 07:55 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: When lowered your inhibitions are, revealed your true feelings are.109

Sorry Clangy, but I'm kindof obsessed with someone at the moment, I'll hit you up once I've dumped him.

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - Maggot - 03-11-2016

In honor of the special bonding session recently displayed between the two most dysfunctional people in the world a romantic love song..........



RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - Clang McFly - 03-11-2016

(03-11-2016, 05:03 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(03-10-2016, 07:55 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: When lowered your inhibitions are, revealed your true feelings are.109

Sorry Clangy, but I'm kindof obsessed with someone at the moment, I'll hit you up once I've dumped him.

Ok. See you next month.

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - aussiefriend - 03-11-2016

(03-11-2016, 11:24 AM)Maggot Wrote: In honor of the special bonding session recently displayed between the two most dysfunctional people in the world a romantic love song..........


It's you I revealed my inner soul to my dearhah

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - HairOfTheDog - 03-12-2016

(03-10-2016, 08:52 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Looks too much like a mini Trump. Pass.

He does look a little like a pint-sized Donald. Sorry about that Clang.

Here's another short person available for gong-banging. Introducing Mighty Mike.

[Image: mmcostumespic38.jpg]

Sure, the sandals are entirely inappropriate for the dress, but he doesn't look like Trump and he's not a low-energy loser like some of the surviving munchkins.

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - Duchess - 03-12-2016

(03-12-2016, 12:54 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: low-energy loser


Scared! Scared & worried! Don't listen to Donald anymore. [Image: crying.gif]

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - HairOfTheDog - 03-12-2016

(03-12-2016, 12:57 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(03-12-2016, 12:54 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: low-energy loser


Scared! Scared & worried! Don't listen to Donald anymore. [Image: crying.gif]

Hey now, you best not be disrespecting me.

Don't make my devotees knock the crap outta you!!

^ This is a test, this is only a test: Am I channeling Donald Trump or F.U.?

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - Duchess - 03-13-2016



It's hard to tell the difference. hah

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - Clang McFly - 03-13-2016

(03-12-2016, 12:54 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(03-10-2016, 08:52 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Looks too much like a mini Trump. Pass.

He does look a little like a pint-sized Donald. Sorry about that Clang.

Here's another short person available for gong-banging. Introducing Mighty Mike.

[Image: mmcostumespic38.jpg]

Sure, the sandals are entirely inappropriate for the dress, but he doesn't look like Trump and he's not a low-energy loser like some of the surviving munchkins.


Nah, I can't have midget man that looks better than me in a dress hanging around. PASS!