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RE: I've arrived - contain your excitement. - sally - 07-10-2016
Some people have suggested cum, but I don't know where they got that screwball idea from. To my knowledge sperm is not high in calories.
I'd go with beer or butter. Or maybe whole fat milk. We may never know.
RE: I've arrived - contain your excitement. - Duchess - 07-10-2016
(07-08-2016, 09:49 AM)Calorieguzzler Wrote: I think I belong here.
What gave you that idea? Are you an intellectual asshole?
RE: I've arrived - contain your excitement. - Love Child - 07-10-2016
That is why I don't like to say hello to someone until they have at least committed a little more.
"Hi my name is 'stuffsmyface' I'm really cool!" Yay! Welcome, wow, so excited you are here, yay.
"Hi my name is 'fat-fuck' and I don't give a fuck, and I'm really edgy" Awesome, welcome, make yourself at home, we will prove to you that we don't care either.
"Hi my name is "youguizRbitcheZandUsucK" entertain me and convince me to stay." Oh okay, we'll get right on that.
RE: I've arrived - contain your excitement. - OnBendedKnee - 07-10-2016
Welcome.
May your time spent here be refreshing as it is honest.
RE: I've arrived - contain your excitement. - ramseycat - 07-11-2016
Get out.
RE: I've arrived - contain your excitement. - Duchess - 07-11-2016
Heh
RE: I've arrived - contain your excitement. - Donovan - 07-11-2016
Guzzler is one of those words that creeps me out like "moist" does for Duchess.
RE: I've arrived - contain your excitement. - Duchess - 07-11-2016
You ain't kiddin'. Add underpants to that and it makes me crazy.
RE: I've arrived - contain your excitement. - F.U. - 07-11-2016
So what about Wet spot? Does the phrase bother you , or is it just sleeping in it that does the trick?
RE: I've arrived - contain your excitement. - Duchess - 07-11-2016
(07-11-2016, 05:32 PM)F.U. Wrote: So what about Wet spot? Does the phrase bother you , or is it just sleeping in it that does the trick?
Nah, the phrase doesn't bother me. Moist is just a word I don't like, along with underpants and boiled.
RE: I've arrived - contain your excitement. - Love Child - 07-12-2016
boiled underpants. That will be my next name should I ever join another forum again.
RE: I've arrived - contain your excitement. - Calorieguzzler - 07-12-2016
MoistGuzzler. I should have gone with that.
RE: I've arrived - contain your excitement. - Duchess - 07-12-2016
(07-12-2016, 04:58 AM)Calorieguzzler Wrote: MoistGuzzler. I should have gone with that.
Do you have a 5 o'clock shadow you can rub on the inside of her thighs?
RE: I've arrived - contain your excitement. - Duchess - 07-12-2016
*yawns*
RE: I've arrived - contain your excitement. - Donovan - 07-12-2016
try to contain your excitement lol
RE: I've arrived - contain your excitement. - Love Child - 07-13-2016
(07-12-2016, 04:58 AM)Calorieguzzler Wrote: MoistGuzzler. I should have gone with that.
Donovan, did you create a second account? : D
RE: I've arrived - contain your excitement. - Donovan - 07-13-2016
Nope, I suck at doing joke accounts, I hate not taking credit for my best lines.
RE: I've arrived - contain your excitement. - Duchess - 07-14-2016
I've never understood the appeal of that. I've given it a shot and completely sucked at it. I can only be Duchess. People have created socks of me though.
RE: I've arrived - contain your excitement. - Donovan - 07-14-2016
I have a sock I call Duchess.
Never mind why.
RE: I've arrived - contain your excitement. - Duchess - 07-14-2016
That made me laugh out loud. I liked it a lot and it made me want more. Ha.