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RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - sally - 07-09-2017
(07-09-2017, 05:14 PM)BigMark Wrote:(07-08-2017, 01:15 PM)sally Wrote: Even now that I'm old I still don't want to have sex with old people. Right now it's not that bad because me and my husband are only in our 40s, but if he makes me have sex with him in our 60s I think I'll puke.
You will learn to love his saggy grey balls.
I haven't learned to love them in 25 years, what makes you think I'll learn love them in the next twenty? By then they'll really look like something the dog threw up.
RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - sally - 07-09-2017
Or did I mean something the dog dug up? Or is it something the cat dragged in? WTF is that saying, I can't remember. Well either way they're going to look like hell.
RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - BigMark - 07-09-2017
You need to condition them like a catchers mitt.
RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - Carsman - 07-09-2017
(07-09-2017, 09:01 PM)sally Wrote:(07-09-2017, 05:14 PM)BigMark Wrote:(07-08-2017, 01:15 PM)sally Wrote: Even now that I'm old I still don't want to have sex with old people. Right now it's not that bad because me and my husband are only in our 40s, but if he makes me have sex with him in our 60s I think I'll puke.
You will learn to love his saggy grey balls.
I haven't learned to love them in 25 years, what makes you think I'll learn love them in the next twenty? By then they'll really look like something the dog threw up.
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Saggy Balls & Saggy Boobs kinda mesh together.
RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - Carsman - 07-12-2017
(07-08-2017, 07:26 PM)Carsman Wrote:f(07-08-2017, 01:15 PM)sally Wrote: Even now that I'm old I still don't want to have sex with old people. Right now it's not that bad because me and my husband are only in our 40s, but if he makes me have sex with him in our 60s I think I'll puke.
Wait till your "59", you just may find yourself buying a big bottle of Pepto-Bismol to smooth things out!
25 Years goes by fast Sal!
![[Image: old%20women98aecd5062eb3ca350278dcf2c889...dtfpjb.jpg]](http://s1129.photobucket.com/user/carsy2/media/old%20women98aecd5062eb3ca350278dcf2c88917b_zpsm1dtfpjb.jpg.html)
RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - Maggot - 07-12-2017
I cannot think of one song of hers, can you Cars?
RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - Duchess - 07-12-2017
Who the hell is it?
RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - Blindgreed1 - 07-12-2017
(07-09-2017, 09:01 PM)sally Wrote:(07-09-2017, 05:14 PM)BigMark Wrote:(07-08-2017, 01:15 PM)sally Wrote: Even now that I'm old I still don't want to have sex with old people. Right now it's not that bad because me and my husband are only in our 40s, but if he makes me have sex with him in our 60s I think I'll puke.
You will learn to love his saggy grey balls.
I haven't learned to love them in 25 years, what makes you think I'll learn love them in the next twenty? By then they'll really look like something the dog threw up.
FFS!!!
RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - Duchess - 07-12-2017
Your laughter is making me laugh.
RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - Carsman - 07-12-2017
(07-12-2017, 10:04 AM)Maggot Wrote: I cannot think of one song of hers, can you Cars?
(07-12-2017, 11:16 AM)Duchess Wrote:
Who the hell is it?
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Yeah, who the hell is it?
Sally!
RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - aussiefriend - 07-13-2017
If old people want to "do it", I say "do it", but keep it on the down low. The bit that grossest me out is the outrageous lengths people go to prove their point. Can't you keep it private? There are proven therapeutic benefits if you are elderly and sexually active.
RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - SIXFOOTERsez - 07-13-2017
I used to think 60 was and that sex had been left Far behind by then.
However, staring 60 in the eyes as I am now, I am not near as worried about it
Its amazing what a little Inspiration from a younger 58 yr old can do, or make me do...
Oh, I need to go back and call BS on that thread about average times...
RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - Duchess - 07-13-2017
Old isn't old like it used to be. Retirees probably have a more active social life than even Clang. The last time I was at my parent's home their friends were at the door every morning I was there. They all had things to do and places to go. It only stands to reason that their sex life was as busy. Not my parents *cringe*, just seniors in general.
RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - SIXFOOTERsez - 07-13-2017
LOL. 15 years ago my Dad married a woman he met when he moved to Bolivia, she is 2 years older than me, I was 45 at the time or thereabouts. I said You Go Dad, he was 66
RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - Clang McFly - 07-13-2017
(07-13-2017, 01:28 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Old isn't old like it used to be. Retirees probably have a more active social life than even Clang. The last time I was at my parent's home their friends were at the door every morning I was there. They all had things to do and places to go. It only stands to reason that their sex life was as busy. Not my parents *cringe*, just seniors in general.
When I get old and retire I'm going to retire my social life and just binge watch Netflix shows and movies that I'm missing by having an active social life.
RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - BigMark - 07-13-2017
Do it now while you're not too old.
RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - Clang McFly - 07-13-2017
(07-13-2017, 10:46 PM)BigMark Wrote: Do it now while you're not too old.
Not a chance. I love karaoke, dancing, drinking beer, and playing pool and poker too much
RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - BigMark - 07-13-2017
You'll need one of those remotes with the big numbers.
RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - Carsman - 07-13-2017
(07-13-2017, 10:45 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:m(07-13-2017, 01:28 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Old isn't old like it used to be. Retirees probably have a more active social life than even Clang. The last time I was at my parent's home their friends were at the door every morning I was there. They all had things to do and places to go. It only stands to reason that their sex life was as busy. Not my parents *cringe*, just seniors in general.
When I get old and retire I'm going to retire my social life and just binge watch Netflix shows and movies that I'm missing by having an active social life.
When you're retired, it just means you don't have to go to work any longer.
It doesn't mean you stop doing things, in fact it means you now have more time to do the things you really want to do, when you want, "if" you want.
Things that you could not do before, because you were at work!
Ain't life grand!
RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - Duchess - 07-14-2017
Some days I think retirement can't come fast enough but the reality is that I would only enjoy it until I was well rested and then I'd be raring to go again.