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RE: Piglet's posts - MirahM - 04-28-2023
RE: Piglet's posts - rothschild - 04-28-2023
I think Piglet likes being beaten like a cheap rug.
RE: Piglet's posts - BigMark - 04-29-2023
He's not gay.
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But his boyfriend is.
RE: Piglet's posts - Clang McFly - 04-29-2023
(04-29-2023, 04:36 AM)BigMark Wrote: He's not gay.
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But his boyfriend is.
RE: Piglet's posts - rothschild - 05-01-2023
Clang isn't gay.
RE: Piglet's posts - BlueTiki - 05-02-2023
How much Chuck would Piglet suck if Piglet could suck Chuck?
RE: Piglet's posts - Duchess - 05-02-2023
A chuckwagon full! Har Har.
I'll see myself out.
RE: Piglet's posts - BlueTiki - 05-02-2023
(05-02-2023, 04:01 PM)Duchess Wrote: A chuckwagon full!
Oh My Gawds, Duchess! You truly are the masterful, mind-bending, Monarch, of Mock!
Piggles' homo attraction to Clang is also exacerbated by . . . what do they call it . . . an "onomatopoeia"?
Piggy . . . when he sees the word "Clang" . . . he becomes ravenous with lust . . . as if it were the sound of a chuckwagon's dinner bell.
It's a psychological, visual, Pavlovian gay response!
Whoa!
RE: Piglet's posts - Duchess - 05-02-2023
RE: Piglet's posts - Clang McFly - 05-02-2023
(05-02-2023, 05:40 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:(05-02-2023, 04:01 PM)Duchess Wrote: A chuckwagon full!
Oh My Gawds, Duchess! You truly are the masterful, mind-bending, Monarch, of Mock!
Piggles' homo attraction to Clang is also exacerbated by . . . what do they call it . . . an "onomatopoeia"?
Piggy . . . when he sees the word "Clang" . . . he becomes ravenous with lust . . . as if it were the sound of a chuckwagon's dinner bell.
It's a psychological, visual, Pavlovian gay response!
Whoa!
Makes me want to upchuck.
RE: Piglet's posts - BlueTiki - 05-02-2023
(05-02-2023, 10:13 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Makes me want to upchuck.
I think "Up Chuck" is his wishful endgame.
Or "Up" Bob, Chris, Terry . . . or any rent-boy on the cheap.
RE: Piglet's posts - BigMark - 05-03-2023
If Piglet and Chang had a baby...
![[Image: XHMGHDB0_400x400.jpg]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1109939407249989633/XHMGHDB0_400x400.jpg)
RE: Piglet's posts - Clang McFly - 05-03-2023
(05-03-2023, 02:49 AM)BigMark Wrote: If Piglet and Chang had a baby...
I can never get that cool Homer 5 o'clock shadow. It's always stubble,stubble......7 lazy months later....Santa Clause beard.
RE: Piglet's posts - Duchess - 05-03-2023
I'd cross the street to avoid that guy.
RE: Piglet's posts - Piglet - 05-03-2023
Why rule anything out Chango? How does this sound?, i break into your apartment with a huge neapoltan salami in my hand, demanding you bite on it.....or else.
RE: Piglet's posts - BigMark - 05-03-2023
Huge Neapolitan salami was my stage name!
RE: Piglet's posts - Clang McFly - 05-03-2023
(05-03-2023, 07:27 AM)Piglet Wrote: Why rule anything out Chango? How does this sound?, i break into your apartment with a huge neapoltan salami in my hand, demanding you bite on it.....or else.
How about you break into my apartment with your spotted dick and I call the police and a doctor.
RE: Piglet's posts - BigMark - 05-03-2023
Do you want him to wear a police or doctor outfit, could of swore you would want the priest.
RE: Piglet's posts - Clang McFly - 05-03-2023
(05-03-2023, 07:54 AM)BigMark Wrote: Do you want him to wear a police or doctor outfit, could of swore you would want the priest.
The priest to read Piglet his Last Rites after I kill him. Self defense.
RE: Piglet's posts - rothschild - 05-03-2023
What doesn't kill Chang makes him stronger. I think he should thank Piglet.