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- Middle Finger - 01-07-2009
We do allow some flexibility since we recognize that some people just want to be mocked, or neutral, and aren't really into mocking others, per se.
The cool thing is, we don't explain much. You just suffer and discover.
- Sir_Mock_Alot - 01-07-2009
Middle Finger Wrote:We do allow some flexibility since we recognize that some people just want to be mocked, or neutral, and aren't really into mocking others, per se.Wow, "Suffer and Discover", you should add that to the banner. It's most enlightening.
The cool thing is, we don't explain much. You just suffer and discover.
- Middle Finger - 01-07-2009
Sir_Mock_Alot Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:We do allow some flexibility since we recognize that some people just want to be mocked, or neutral, and aren't really into mocking others, per se.Wow, "Suffer and Discover", you should add that to the banner. It's most enlightening.
The cool thing is, we don't explain much. You just suffer and discover.
I liked that myself. A little dramatic, but what the fuck. ::bravo::
You get an extra point for having a good name and disliking ramsey.
About your BITCH NAME, though. It has to end with the word "Bitch." or else it is NOT a bitch name. Take a look at mine, for example. Apply common sense. Thanks.
Sinister will be along to punkslap you about all this and more, so consider this a generous offer of help on my part.
- QueenBee - 01-07-2009
Sir_Mock_Alot Wrote:Did you notice they all insult Sin and MF? Is there some kind of newsletter going out telling the kids to join, and who to insult. When will they learn you have to be a Mock Member before you insult Sin and MF.
I read the previous intro posts, they are all doing the same, fag, have you read this thread at all? Is it mandatory that you post in a red bold font or does it just make you feel special?
I type in bold red because I can. If you can't deal with it, then piss off. And you assume I am a fag because...? I am a straight married female, thank you very much.
But YOU would sure turn me gay in a NY minute.
- Duchess - 01-07-2009
Bonjour, Newbie Bitch...Are you an associate of Zak's ?....Regarding the death penalty, would you choose lethal injection...death by hanging..or a firing squad ?
Oops, failure to proofread, again.
- QueenBee - 01-07-2009
Middle Finger Wrote:About your BITCH NAME, though. It has to end with the word "Bitch." or else it is NOT a bitch name. Take a look at mine, for example. Apply common sense. Thanks.
What part of it has to END with the word bitch is beyoud your single digit IQ and comprehension level.
And by the way, I have decided I will always respond to you in bold red font, now that I know it pisses you off.
- Sir_Mock_Alot - 01-07-2009
QueenBee Wrote:Not my type, I like people who play hard to getSir_Mock_Alot Wrote:[color="darkred"]Did you notice they all insult Sin and MF? Is there some kind of newsletter going out telling the kids to join, and who to insult. When will they learn you have to be a Mock Member before you insult Sin and MF.[/color]
I read the previous intro posts, they are all doing the same, fag, have you read this thread at all? Is it mandatory that you post in a red bold font or does it just make you feel special?
[color="red"]I type in bold red because I can. If you can't deal with it, then piss off. And you assume I am a fag because...? I am a straight married female, thank you very much.[/color]
[color="#ff0000"]But YOU would sure turn me gay in a NY minute.[/color]
- Sir_Mock_Alot - 01-07-2009
Duchess Wrote:Bonjour, Newbie Bitch...Are you an associate of Zak's ?....Regarding the death penalty, would you choose lethal injection...death by hanging..or a firing squad ?Firing squad, even for myself, as you'd be regretting it, it isnt a pussy way out, and other get to enjoy it. You aren't referring to Zakalwe? I may or may not know him/her.
Oops, failure to proofread, again.
- Sir_Mock_Alot - 01-07-2009
QueenBee Wrote:oh, did you feel neglected? I'm so not sorry, as I was playing Left 4 Dead. You spelt 'Beyond' incorrectly. You have decided to always respond in red, well now, that's ever so thoughtful of you, now I shall know it is you. When did I ever say it pissed me off though?Middle Finger Wrote:About your BITCH NAME, though. It has to [color="red"]end[/color] with the word "Bitch." or else it is NOT a bitch name. Take a look at mine, for example. Apply common sense. Thanks.
[color="red"]What part of it has to END with the word bitch is beyoud your single digit IQ and comprehension level.[/color]
[color="#ff0000"]And by the way, I have decided I will always respond to you in bold red font, now that I know it pisses you off.[/color]
You mentioned you were married, have you spawned yet?
- Duchess - 01-07-2009
Yes, Zakalwe.................Beer ?..Wine ?..Or shots ?
- Sinister - 01-07-2009
I kinda like this guy. A little. He's aggressive, he has complied to the basic requirements we have. He's got a decent vocabulary.
I predict a quick entrance for this one.
How old are you, and what do you do for a living, Sir Mock?
- Sir_Mock_Alot - 01-07-2009
Duchess Wrote:Yes, Zakalwe.................Beer ?..Wine ?..Or shots ?All three, Beer as a warmup, then quite a few shots of vodka, then top it off with a glass of wine.
As for Zakalwe, not sure I know him on here.
- Sir_Mock_Alot - 01-07-2009
Sinister Wrote:I kinda like this guy. A little. He's aggressive, he has complied to the basic requirements we have. He's got a decent vocabulary.
I predict a quick entrance for this one.
How old are you, and what do you do for a living, Sir Mock?
Why, I am 22 years old, 23 in February, and as for what I do for a living, well now, that would be telling. What exactly is it you do, Sinister, and how old are you, might I ask? Though, you could be one of those total bitch types who are always like: "It's rude to ask a lady her age". Are you?
- Sinister - 01-07-2009
Sir_Mock_Alot Wrote:Sinister Wrote:I kinda like this guy. A little. He's aggressive, he has complied to the basic requirements we have. He's got a decent vocabulary.Why, I am 22 years old, 23 in February, and as for what I do for a living, well now, that would be telling. What exactly is it you do, Sinister, and how old are you, might I ask? Though, you could be one of those total bitch types who are always like: "It's rude to ask a lady her age". Are you?
I predict a quick entrance for this one.
How old are you, and what do you do for a living, Sir Mock?
Nope, I don't care about telling my age. Thing is; you don't ask the questions here, we do. I'm 38, since you gave your age. As for what I do for a living, that isn't up for public knowledge in Mock, so fuck yourself.
I still think I'll let you in fairly quickly. Assholes are needed here.
- Sir_Mock_Alot - 01-07-2009
Sinister Wrote:Assholes are needed everywhere. Where else would a man 'Accidentally' Fuck.Sir_Mock_Alot Wrote:Nope, I don't care about telling my age. Thing is; you don't ask the questions here, we do. I'm 38, since you gave your age. As for what I do for a living, that isn't up for public knowledge in Mock, so fuck yourself.Sinister Wrote:I kinda like this guy. A little. He's aggressive, he has complied to the basic requirements we have. He's got a decent vocabulary.Why, I am 22 years old, 23 in February, and as for what I do for a living, well now, that would be telling. What exactly is it you do, Sinister, and how old are you, might I ask? Though, you could be one of those total bitch types who are always like: "It's rude to ask a lady her age". Are you?
I predict a quick entrance for this one.
How old are you, and what do you do for a living, Sir Mock?
I still think I'll let you in fairly quickly. Assholes are needed here.
- Sinister - 01-07-2009
Really, I don't see any reason to keep you in the newbie toilet any longer. Stand by for access.