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- Cynical Ninja - 12-02-2008
DPD Chick Wrote:Sorry to disappoint you but I am in stable relationship and have been for over eight years, so your instincts are obviously poor.Ordinary Peephole Wrote:DPD Chick Wrote:Yet another lactating souse, she expects her hard working husband to stay at home on his weekends watching the kids while she goes out on the piss flashing her rotten crotch to all and sundry.Middle Finger Wrote:impressive? I'm double jointed everywhere, a pretty bendy galDPD Chick Wrote:I think I like it already.OK go ahead.::coffee:: Say something impressive, funny, exciting ... something that moves us. Basically, bitch, start proving your value.
Just found out about this place, I'm bored at work and could use the entertainment.
I'm a 32 y/o mom of 2, married for 13 years (next week).
Welcome aboard. ::wave:: ::finger::
funny? two guys walk into a bar; third one ducks?
exciting? I said I was a 32 y/o mom, what could I possibly do that's exciting? went out all weekend and got drunk, leaving my husband at home with the kids that's about as exciting as it gets their may have been some lesbion action in there, but I black out when I drink so I'm not sure.
moving? Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not be able to tell the difference
We really are attracting too many "desperate housewives " or should that be "ungrateful bitches"?
You seem a little bitter, perhaps, if you were lucky enough some lactating souse screwed you over. But my guess is you are pretty much solo (well you, your hand and some internet porn)
If you were literate, you may have noticed that I'm at work so that wouldn't put me in the 'desperate housewife' category at all. So I'll just sit back and wait for you to come up with something else; another old stereotype about girls is my what I'm banking on
Anybody can claim anything they want in their profile that don't make it so though. I am not bitter, I'm just a little bit disappointed that the current influx of newbies (you included) are of such a low quality.
- DPD Chick - 12-02-2008
Sinister Wrote:I like cokeDPD Chick Wrote:Had I known you thought correcting was so 'old', weeks to be exact, I still would have said something about my errorWhich means what to us?
Get a better fucking avatar. The one you haveis just stupid.
- Middle Finger - 12-02-2008
DPD Chick Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:Victim? And here I thought 'pillow bitch' meant you wanted me ass up with my face in the pillow, wouldn't I be the victim there?DPD Chick Wrote:impressive? I'm double jointed everywhere, a pretty bendy galI'm not sure what it means, but I can feel myself starting to get upset because I feel like a victim ...
funny? two guys walk into a bar; third one ducks?
exciting? I said I was a 32 y/o mom, what could I possibly do that's exciting? went out all weekend and got drunk, leaving my husband at home with the kids that's about as exciting as it gets their may have been some lesbion action in there, but I black out when I drink so I'm not sure.
How DARE you. I'm a pillow bitch due to my new found love affair with body pillows. I like wrapping around them and stuff. I must sleep with 6 pillows now just for me and I fucking love it. Hence, I am the pillow bitch.
- Middle Finger - 12-02-2008
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I am in stable relationship and have been for over eight years
Bullshit. You don't do stable.
- DPD Chick - 12-02-2008
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I might be disappointed if I cared what you thought of me, meh not so muchDPD Chick Wrote:Sorry to disappoint you but I am in stable relationship and have been for over eight years, so your instincts are obviously poor.Ordinary Peephole Wrote:DPD Chick Wrote:Yet another lactating souse, she expects her hard working husband to stay at home on his weekends watching the kids while she goes out on the piss flashing her rotten crotch to all and sundry.Middle Finger Wrote:impressive? I'm double jointed everywhere, a pretty bendy galDPD Chick Wrote:I think I like it already.OK go ahead.::coffee:: Say something impressive, funny, exciting ... something that moves us. Basically, bitch, start proving your value.
Just found out about this place, I'm bored at work and could use the entertainment.
I'm a 32 y/o mom of 2, married for 13 years (next week).
Welcome aboard. ::wave:: ::finger::
funny? two guys walk into a bar; third one ducks?
exciting? I said I was a 32 y/o mom, what could I possibly do that's exciting? went out all weekend and got drunk, leaving my husband at home with the kids that's about as exciting as it gets their may have been some lesbion action in there, but I black out when I drink so I'm not sure.
moving? Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not be able to tell the difference
We really are attracting too many "desperate housewives " or should that be "ungrateful bitches"?
You seem a little bitter, perhaps, if you were lucky enough some lactating souse screwed you over. But my guess is you are pretty much solo (well you, your hand and some internet porn)
If you were literate, you may have noticed that I'm at work so that wouldn't put me in the 'desperate housewife' category at all. So I'll just sit back and wait for you to come up with something else; another old stereotype about girls is my what I'm banking on
Anybody can claim anything they want in their profile that don't make it so though. I am not bitter, I'm just a little bit disappointed that the current influx of newbies (you included) are of such a low quality.
- Sinister - 12-02-2008
DPD Chick Wrote:More proof of stupidity. Pepsi buries coke, and that avatar looks like a really poor caricature of a slice of bacon.Sinister Wrote:I like cokeDPD Chick Wrote:Had I known you thought correcting was so 'old', weeks to be exact, I still would have said something about my errorWhich means what to us?
Get a better fucking avatar. The one you haveis just stupid.
- DPD Chick - 12-02-2008
Middle Finger Wrote:You need to have found body pillows sooner in life, they are awesomeDPD Chick Wrote:How DARE you. I'm a pillow bitch due to my new found love affair with body pillows. I like wrapping around them and stuff. I must sleep with 6 pillows now just for me and I fucking love it. Hence, I am the pillow bitch.Middle Finger Wrote:Victim? And here I thought 'pillow bitch' meant you wanted me ass up with my face in the pillow, wouldn't I be the victim there?DPD Chick Wrote:impressive? I'm double jointed everywhere, a pretty bendy galI'm not sure what it means, but I can feel myself starting to get upset because I feel like a victim ...
funny? two guys walk into a bar; third one ducks?
exciting? I said I was a 32 y/o mom, what could I possibly do that's exciting? went out all weekend and got drunk, leaving my husband at home with the kids that's about as exciting as it gets their may have been some lesbion action in there, but I black out when I drink so I'm not sure.
- DPD Chick - 12-02-2008
Sinister Wrote:grew up on pepsi, not sure why I changed my mind when I went to college, and oh my god I'm not going to picture anything else when I see that avatar now, thanks. Now I really have to change itDPD Chick Wrote:More proof of stupidity. Pepsi buries coke, and that avatar looks like a really poor caricature of a slice of bacon.Sinister Wrote:I like cokeDPD Chick Wrote:Had I known you thought correcting was so 'old', weeks to be exact, I still would have said something about my errorWhich means what to us?
Get a better fucking avatar. The one you haveis just stupid.
- Middle Finger - 12-02-2008
[user=7]Sinister[/user] wrote:
Quote:More proof of stupidity. Pepsi buries coke
Coke tastes better than Pepsi. I'll leave it at that.
- Middle Finger - 12-02-2008
[user=91]DPD Chick[/user] wrote:
Quote:You need to have found body pillows sooner in life, they are awesome
I hear you, Office-Mommy Bitch. :kiss::
- Duchess - 12-02-2008
Coke vs Pepsi ?...COME ON, PEOPLE !!!...
Mock has become unrecognizable
- Middle Finger - 12-02-2008
Duchess Wrote:Coke vs Pepsi ?...COME ON, PEOPLE !!!...
Mock has become unrecognizable
Hang in there, Duchess. We'll give it to them good, you'll see. We're just warming up, absorbing the shock, formulating the best spray for the locust.
- Sinister - 12-02-2008
Duchess Wrote:Coke vs Pepsi ?...COME ON, PEOPLE !!!...No no, Dutch...it is an avatar that says what you want it to say versus an ill-conceived avatar that looks like a slice of bacon. ::bigg::
Mock has become unrecognizable
- Duchess - 12-02-2008
Thank you so much for those comforting words, MF...You always know just the right thing to say,Darling
- Duchess - 12-02-2008
Hahahaha....I love to bug the hell out of some of you Mockers with that mushy love bullshit.
- ihatefucktards - 12-02-2008
This whole thread was torture to read. The title is very accurate.
Way to go. Dpd. Way.to.go.::bang::
- AnonyMoose - 12-02-2008
Middle Finger Wrote:We're busy trying to decide if we should ban you, keep you in Newbie hell forever, or put you in some sort of "special" forum.Make a forum called Milk Jug Short Bus. Put all the noobs in there. Let them bond with each other for 20 years; and then close down the site.
- QueenBee - 12-02-2008
OK, OK, I know I am one of the newest of the newbies here..but I have to ask. WTF is that avatar supposed to be? Forget the slice of bacon. Looks more like a used maxi pad.
- DPD Chick - 12-02-2008
QueenBee Wrote:OK, OK, I know I am one of the newest of the newbies here..but I have to ask. WTF is that avatar supposed to be? Forget the slice of bacon. Looks more like a used maxi pad.
argh! It's a coke, damnit. Not a fucking rag and not a piece of pork
Fine; off to find a freaking avatar
- Sinister - 12-02-2008
QueenBee Wrote:Looks more like a used maxi pad.::blink:: *snork* ::rotfl::::LOL::::fuckyeah::