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- AnonyMoose - 11-21-2008
jackboots Wrote:it would be PC to feel sorry for this mass of flesh, but the fact is it was not some glandular condition that made him weigh as much as a mack truck. it was stuffing his face and being a pig.Andy Warhol told her that her best shotat 15 minutes of famewas to marry Jabba the Hutt.
there HAS to be something wrong with a woman who would marry the fat fuck. unless he has wads of cash and she expects to inherit when he finally has a massive coronary. a normal life is not possible.
- Momster - 11-29-2008
you could use the fat flaps as a little fort, and then the penor would be your friend.. light a campfire, and voila! Ambience!
gag
- AnonyMoose - 11-29-2008
Momster Wrote:you could use the fat flaps as a little fort, and then the penor would be your friend.. light a campfire, and voila! Ambience!And owning a used Nikon Coolpix 990you snagged on ebay gives you the sophistication to know what ambiance is? Fuck; why am I even asking that - you couldn't even spell ambiance correctly.
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- Momster - 11-29-2008
AnonyMoose Wrote:know why? I was thinking of Ambien at the time. Ambien can enhance ambiance. I assume someone fucking you would need drugs though.Momster Wrote:you could use the fat flaps as a little fort, and then the penor would be your friend.. light a campfire, and voila! Ambience!And owning a used Nikon Coolpix 990you snagged on ebay gives you the sophistication to know what ambiance is? Fuck; why am I even asking that - you couldn't even spell ambiance correctly.
gag
- WhiskeyTaintgo - 11-29-2008
This is so fucking gross. I am gagging just thinking about it.
- Maggot - 11-29-2008
Every time I read this thread title it reads fattest man consumes his marriage, that in turn make me think he ate her, that in turn makes perfect sense to me as there was penetration.
- WhiskeyTaintgo - 11-29-2008
HAHA!
- Maggot - 11-29-2008
WhiskeyTaintgo Wrote:HAHA!Don't encourage him!::angrier::
- ihatefucktards - 11-29-2008
That is some sick ass shit right there. Why on earth.... You know I dont even WANT to imagine it.
- Maggot - 11-29-2008
I watched "Click" last night and Adam Sandler had a real neat looking flap-jack on his belly but the sound of it "flap-jacking" made the scene. It reminded me of a Dickens classic.
- LuMPyPussy - 11-29-2008
Momster Wrote:That cracks me up!AnonyMoose Wrote:know why? I was thinking of Ambien at the time. Ambien can enhance ambiance. I assume someone fucking you would need drugs though.Momster Wrote:you could use the fat flaps as a little fort, and then the penor would be your friend.. light a campfire, and voila! Ambience!And owning a used Nikon Coolpix 990you snagged on ebay gives you the sophistication to know what ambiance is? Fuck; why am I even asking that - you couldn't even spell ambiance correctly.
gag