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- Sinister - 10-10-2008

Middle Finger Wrote:Who is a skanky oil rag tarred and covered in cigarette ashes, and who isn't.
Dirty is fuuuuuuuuun!!! ::bigg::::stickout::




- Cynical Ninja - 10-11-2008

LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:I stopped menstruating at 43. Just stopped.

It was great!

TOO

MUCH

INFORMATION

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- Cynical Ninja - 10-11-2008

Sinister Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:Change the God Damn subject, Jesus Christ ...

ALERT ALERT!!!!!
Poor widdle MF gets squeamish and squirrelly when women talk about periods and such! How shall we use this information against him, ladies?? ::dlaugh::

Not at all.

Now I will go into graphic detail about the last time I took a shit shall I?

::nuts::


- Cynical Ninja - 10-11-2008

LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:I stopped menstruating at 43. Just stopped.

It was great!

So you are basically a barren woman then?.

This coupled with your ignorant personality proves you are of little use to anyone in a physical, intellectual or emotional way.

Maybe its time to take a trip to your garage with a length of garden hose?


- LuMPyPussy - 10-11-2008

While I appreciate your fascination with me, it isn't really necessary to continually quote the same statement I made about my menstrual cycle.

Hey, would you like me to take a photo of my latest bowel movement? Good stroking material for you.

- newbiecollector - 10-11-2008

LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:While I appreciate your fascination with me, it isn't really necessary to continually quote the same statement I made about my menstrual cycle.

Hey, would you like me to take a photo of my latest bowel movement? Good stroking material for you.
Please..............don't get it excited::lmao::

- Cynical Ninja - 10-12-2008

LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:While I appreciate your fascination with me, it isn't really necessary to continually quote the same statement I made about my menstrual cycle.

Hey, would you like me to take a photo of my latest bowel movement? Good stroking material for you.

Yeah go ahead.

You fucking started the lets reveal personal biological details about our bodies that no one wants to know vibe bitch.


- Middle Finger - 10-12-2008

OP is on a roll today. The Queen must have raised the tax again.

- Cynical Ninja - 10-12-2008

Middle Finger Wrote:OP is on a roll today. The Queen must have raised the tax again.

I have been neglecting my duties here as the resident sarcastic English fuckhead.

It is nice to back, myvenom sacks of hatredhave been refuelled with poison and I am ready to chow down.


- Middle Finger - 10-12-2008

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:OP is on a roll today. The Queen must have raised the tax again.

I have been neglecting my duties here as the resident sarcastic English fuckhead.

It is nice to back, myvenom sacks of hatredhave been refuelled with poison and I am ready to chow down.
Heh. The English Muffin is fueled.


- LuMPyPussy - 10-12-2008

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:OP is on a roll today. The Queen must have raised the tax again.

I have been neglecting my duties here as the resident sarcastic English fuckhead.

It is nice to back, myvenom sacks of hatredhave been refuelled with poison and I am ready to chow down.
I've never heard testicles referred to in such a way. ::blink::

- Cynical Ninja - 10-12-2008

LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:OP is on a roll today. The Queen must have raised the tax again.

I have been neglecting my duties here as the resident sarcastic English fuckhead.

It is nice to back, myvenom sacks of hatredhave been refuelled with poison and I am ready to chow down.
I've never heard testicles referred to in such a way. ::blink::
My venom sacks are on the side of my neck, they inflate like king cobras whenever I detect mediocrity or stupidity, so as you can imagine they inflate quite a lot while I am here.

- Zenith - 10-12-2008

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:My venom sacks are on the side of my neck, they inflate like king cobras whenever I detect mediocrity or stupidity, so as you can imagine they inflate quite a lot while I am here.

Hmmm,

Opie (you jackass)ya got it upside down and ass backwards (as always).What you describe heresounds very much like a bad goiter problem. The mediocrity and stupidity thing is just your mind playing tricks on ya....get a tutor for christ sake.... ::doh::

Understanding Goiter - Symptoms

What Are the Symptoms of Goiter?
  • Swelling at the front side of the base of the neck, ranging from a small lump to a general enlargement.















::bigg::


- Sinister - 10-12-2008

Poophole doesn't care why they swell up, he's just trying to draw attention to the one part of his body that does increase in size.

- Zenith - 10-12-2008

Sinister Wrote:Poophole doesn't care why they swell up, he's just trying to draw attention to the one part of his body that does increase in size.

OH SHIT!

hahahahahaha..............that shit is funny!

::lmao::